Monday, October 18, 2021

Q3 2021 update - A Short but complete list of movies from 0 to 5 stars.

 

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ANKAHI KAHANIYA : 4.5 STARS. MA. 









Ankahi kahaniya - Trailer

Directed by - Abhishek Chaubey, Saket Chaudhary, Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari

Starring - Abhishek Banerjee, Rinku Rajguru, Delzad Hiwale, Kunal Kapoor, Zoya Hussain, Nikhil Dwivedi, Palomi Ghosh

Great talent creating poetry. The 3 top directors picking some good actors and going off into making 'ankahi kahaniya', I wonder do they always come up with a title first and then go about making movies? Do writers write thinking, ok let me write a 'ankahi kahani'? A story not told yet! How difficult is that! I feel too little to even take a stab at critiquing these great people doing this great work. But hey! that's what I do in this blog. Good thing is they don't know they are being reviewed by me. 

3 stories, unique in their own way and vastly different are presented to you. Each is a marvel and makes you enthralled and pause; make you Happy and Sad. All 3 are wholesome entertainers, beautifully done. Immigrant workers working day in day out in shops in mumbai, the loneliness of the job makes him look for a partner. In a billion people it is not easy to find someone when you had no training or time to figure how to deal with this problem. Then someone shows up in your life, does it matter if the person is alive? You need someone ... who cares who it is. Second story is about cheating husband, and how to punish him. Do you want to follow the trail and get to the bottom of it? Is it possible you may find your own story while travelling that path? Third story is probably the saddest and more heart wrenching than the rest, young love blooms in 80s single cinema theaters, in the crowded world, glances and few actions are all that can convey love and acceptance. The love story is all about just a few movements, but how do you go beyond that? 


BHOOT POLICE : 2.5 STARS. Comedy.

Bhoot Police -Trailer

Directed by - Pavan Kirpalani

Starring - Saif Ali Khan, Arjun Kapoor, Jacqueline Fernandez, Yami Gautam Dhar, Javed Jaffrey

Loosely inspired by Ghost Busters, the movie is about 2 brothers who are keeping their dad's business alive. They don't know how to get rid of ghosts but one of them is giving it a try and the other just wants to make some easy money. They go to a tea estate owned by 2 sisters (how convenient) to get rid of ghosts that their father helped capture. 

A movie that pushes the belief that ghosts are real may not be a great thing but I don't think movies move the needle on such topics when heavy majority already believes it. Setting that aside, the movie is pretty ok in every way you dissect it. Saif, generally a reliable comedian tries hard but can't get his timing right, Arjun Kapoor well... he tries. Yami Gautam and Jacqueline are pretty good at what they are doing and surprisingly Jacqueline's annoying acting saves the movie from being a drab. She has a spunk and stupidity about her that sometimes is funny. 


BELL BOTTOM : 1.5 STARS. Thriller


Bell Bottom - trailer

Directed by - Ranjit M Tewari

Starring - Akshay Kumar, Lara Dutta, Vaani Kapoor, Huma Qureshi

Akshay Kumar the new age 'Mr Bharat' Manoj Kumar reincarnation, he has become repetitive and his acts are tiring and exhausting. The Bollywood factory has been producing these BJP style "Desh Bhakti" movies that take a historic character or incident and make a fantasy out of it. It kind of takes away everything from that incident and make it look fake. Either you go hollywood style US saves the world from Aliens OR you make a believable historical anecdote. Current darling of bollywood is to make Indian Intelligence and their spies into some James Bond character. The movie is strictly for those who put an 'agarbati' in front of TV as soon as they hear Indian Soldier.


14 PHERE: 3.5 STARS. Comedy.








14 Phere - trailer

Directed by - Devanshu Singh

Starring - Vikrant Massey, Kriti Kharbanda

It's a good typical modern Bollywood movie. The template has been set for sometime now. I think it has been a good decade since we started seeing this fresh wave of middle class family low key love stories and now they have flooded the market and taken over. Definitely a good change from over the top Karan Johar Love Story decade which in itself was a good one, which had taken over from more action based Love stories ... which in turn had taken over from rebellion of an angry young man coming from oppressed sections of society... it's been a good journey. But now we can say this genre of middle class love stories is no more a new one. You know the recipe, you throw in all the ingredients and you create a good movie, but it no more carries the 'Wow factor'. 

Movie is about a couple who work in city but have roots in traditional India. Needless to say there is no bridge in between, they hatch a plan to trick both sides and instead get stuck in a big mess. As is the want of the template, things never get ugly or bloody though in real life these situations will become bad, ugly and bloody. In our protected movie atmosphere things remain stressful but funny, that's the entire genre niche and the movie plays that perfectly. 


SHERSHAAH : 4.0 STARS. Action / Drama


Shershaah - trailer

Directed by - Vishnuvardhan

Starring - Sidharth Malhotra, Kiara Advani

One of the rare nationalism filled 'martyr' movie that actually does not go over the top and works well. This topic of Kargil war has now been covered quite a lot of times, but this one has a different angle to it. It is purely on the life and times of Captain Vikram Batra played by Sidharth Malhotra. 

The movie revolves around captain's life and his love story and then it ties it to the war and his martyrdom. It makes an impact as it makes you happy and then brings tears. Sidharth is very cute, and now he also acts well, he is so likeable that half the battle is won anyway. There are not lot of cliches but it's a 'desh bhakti' type of movie so you gotta have some. The actual hero of the movie, the person who steals the show is an actor who is turning out to be one of the greats in long list of great female actors of current generation - Ms Kiara Advani. She can with one look make you tear up, she can make you glued on her changing emotions and take you wherever she wants you to go. Beautiful rendition of a love angle that has ever been done. Watch it. 


MIMI: 3.5 STARS. Drama


Mimi - trailer

Directed by - Laxman Utekar

Starring - Kriti Sanon, Pankaj Tripathi

India has been a market for 'tourist surrogacy' and their has been movies on this but I think this is the only major Bollywood movie that has attempted this. They got the cast right when you get another great female lead Kriti Sanon. Now she is a little glam to fit into her surroundings and sticks out more than we would want her to. Otherwise she is great at everything she does, and she immerses herself in this role as we know she can. She is supported by Pankaj Tripathi, who has become modern Kader Khan who just drops into every movie. Result is he is over exposed and does not have time to immerse himself in any role. Good thing is he is doing his natural fit of a comedian and hence that works pretty good. 

A white couple want a baby through surrogacy and Pankaj is their conduit to Mimi (Kriti), will they be able to convince her? what happens next? Did she calculate what could go wrong? Obviously after a lot of comedy and drama you need to end it well, and they manage to find a perfect ending! Please don't watch 'Trailers' if you are convinced you want to watch a movie. That goes for all movies, the trailer (that I watch after I have seen the movie) ruins everything and just gives away the entire plot. Just a friendly warning.


BHUJ: THE PRIDE OF INDIA : 0 STARS. Action.









Bhuj - trailer

Directed by - Abhishek Dudhaiya

Starring - Ajay Devgn, Sanjay Dutt, Sharad Kelkar, Sonakshi Sinha, Ammy Virk, Pranitha Subhash, Nora Fatehi, Ihana Dhillon

Whatever Ajay Devgan does is some half hearted thing where he is hoping to strike gold by jumping on to a bandwagon that is popular. Right now he is firmly on becoming a great maratha, or a great soldier but the problem is he can't figure how to do this without being a super hero. We understand it is difficult to make Indian heroes look like real humans but still we can always try. The movie has been completely made in a low scale computer simulation with elaborate action sequences that cut corners and look patchy, dumb and hilarious. The characters are even more caricatured than any comedy can try. The story itself is a pretty good taut thriller but it was just not given the right treatment. When you get Ajay Devgan and Sanjay Dutt in this insipid movie, it does deserve a zero. 

Movie is about an imminent attack from Pakistan on Indian base when all communication has been cut off and there are handful of soldiers left to guard the last bastion. The soldiers are helped by local villagers to patch up the air fields that will make sure help can come in. Nothing in the movie makes a lot of sense forget any realism and seriousness. 


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SKATER GIRL : 5 Stars. Drama. 









Skater Girl - Trailer

Directed by - Manjari Makijany

Starring - Rachel Sanchita Gupta, Shafin Patel, Amrit Maghera, Jonathan Readwin, Waheeda Rehman

This is one of those emotional decisions I make because it is my blog. I give a movie 5 Stars and people come back and say what was so special!  I have to be true to my senses, when a movie makes me choke up and I can't talk for hours and then I sleep thinking about the movie I got to give it a 5. It makes me think of my Mom's efforts to bring freedom and confidence to people who don't have food on the table. The movie has many cringes, like typical foreigners coming to a village to find themselves and fix the village. But if you keep clear of those things and focus on the Brother and sister relationship and the skate board in their lives, you will cry out of happiness. If you look at the life of a girl and her small steps to do what she wants, her cute little love story and to top it all, great acting from all the characters involved, you will see what I saw. 


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FAMILY MAN : Season 2 : 4.0 STARS. Comedy / Thriller









Family Man -Trailer

Created by - Raj & D.K.

Starring - Manoj Bajpayee, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Priyamani, Sharib Hashmi, Neeraj Madhav, Pawan Chopra, Kishore Kumar G., Sharad Kelkar, Devadarshini, Gul Panag

People already love this show and I actually did not like the first season, though it was a fresh experiment in spy thrillers showing ordinary penny pinching life of an agent who is guarding national security in dark comedy / satire / thriller. The second one is definitely way better as they develop the family struggles a little more and more importantly they develop the villains a little more. 

Let me straight come to the point. I love Samantha Ruth Prabhu, what an actor!! I don't even care about the show this actor just blew my mind away. I could not look away, what a power packed role. I don't know if I have ever seen a better villain in my life. She seems to be an acclaimed actor and a pretty glamorous one too. I just can't believe how she can play such a perfect role. 'Raji' the character was awesome too, the pain of a failed Tamil Eelam, the struggles of daily living after the high of a war, it all is clearly seen in her body language and her hardened face. Then she starts taking a super human persona to her and you secretly root for her just because you are so consumed with her pain and betrayal and struggles that only Samantha could have brought out so admirably. 

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Q2 - 2021 - Hindi Movie reviews in the Freedom Quarter.

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HASEEN DILLRUBA - 4.0 Stars. (PG-13)




Haseen Dillruba - Trailer

Director - Vinil Mathew

Actors - Taapsee Apnnu, Vikrant Massey, Harshvardhan Rane.

Very good taut thriller for the second half. How I wish I started the movie after the half time! This is a tale of 2 movies, the first one is the usual middle class comedy which has become a common place in today's bollywood. Arranged marriage, with groom being a decent submissive scared guy and girl is a little more outgoing confident girl. Both are incompatible but now are married, throw in a funny Dad and Mom who are not that funny as earlier movies that have shown this enough times. The movie drags on for a good one hour when we know all along from the first shot that the wife is being accused of murdering her husband. Why would you stretch the inconsequential things so long? Do we have to get a long movie in today's bollywood? After the first half movie picks up pace, like any thriller we are taken on a nice bumpy thriller. Whodunnit? Were the couple estranged? was there a third wheel? Did wife have an extra marital affair? Were the couple in love? Did they hate each other? 

Taapsee generally an awesome actor is ok in this one, Vikrant Massey has his favorite role of being the submissive middle class husband, but shows his acting class in a few scenes he has to become mean as he effortlessly changes gears. 



THE WEDDING GUEST - 4.0 Stars. (PG-13)










Director / Writer - Michael Winterbottom

Stars - Dev Patel, Radhika Apte, Jim Sarbh

Trailer - The Wedding Guest

Dev Patel is buffed and looking good. The production is high class, it is a full on Hollywood movie made in India. Technically it is not even a hindi movie, but we here on this blog never worry about rules, I watched it and I am reviewing it. 

Dev carries the movie on his shoulder and does a great job. He plays a British hit man who is hired to pick a girl from Pakistan and deliver her across the border in India to her Boy Friend. If you have Radhika Apte in a movie she cannot be playing a regular girl, and this movie is not special. Radhika is scheming, Dev is a schemer by profession and the Boy Friend who has set all this in motion, he is Mr Jim Sarbh. Another guy who never can play a regular guy. Obviously he is scheming too! 

The movie is so authentic in depicting India, you feel like you are right there walking on the roads, real neighborhoods, real people and real locations! An Indian movie will never be able to do this.


ROOHI - 3.5 Stars. (PG13)


Director - Hardik Mehta

Writers - Mrighdeep Lamba, Gautam Mehra

Stars - Rajkummar Rao, Varun Sharma, Janhvi Kapoor

Finally we start feeling a little jaded and tired of the great Rajkummar Rao's portrayal of funny, but deficient, ordinary but likeable guy. He has had his fill. Too many of the same, this is his "Rahul" of SRK, and "Vijay" of Bachchan, one too many! It is getting old now, this time he does not inspire the awe he generally does. It has started becoming predictable, but the movie is not 'his' the movie clearly belongs to another great actor in 'Janhvi Kapoor'. After Dhadak and Gunjan Saxena she decides to dive into role of a 'Bhoot', you need some confidence to play a 4 eyed rusty skin bhoot early in your career. She does a great job playing herself and the Bhoot together. Then there is Mr Varun Sharma who is carrying on his 'Chucha' character. I still don't get bored of it somehow. He does evoke laughter, and is mostly likeable without getting on your nerves. Overall the movie is bogged down because of it feels a little too much like "stree" but is still a good watch. 


SARDAR KA GRANDSON - 2.5 Stars. (G)

Director - Kaashvi Nair

Writers - Anuja Chauhan, Amitosh Nagpal, Kaashvi Nair

Stars - Neena Gupta, Arjun Kapoor, Rakul Preet Singh

I really want to know why someone will write a story about an entire home to be picked from one country to another. Why would you write it? Maybe you saw a documentary showing how some homes are built in one place and placed in the location they are needed? Is it possible to take a 100 year old brick structure 1000s of miles away on a truck??? I am very confused why would someone base an entire movie on this. WHY! 

Anyway weirder things have happened, someone did decide to make this movie and cast Arjun Kapoor to pump life into this impossible fairy tale. Arjun generally sucks the life out of any movie, so this was not a challenge for him. Neena Gupta for a change also over acts and makes a mockery of her makeup and trying to play 90+ year old "sardar". I can't go on, I can't get over a lot of things in this movie. Watch it if you want to help me answer a few questions.


RADHE - 0 Stars. (PG13). 

Radhe - Trailer

Director - Prabhu Deva

Stars - Salman Khan, Disha Patani, Randeep Hooda

Enough has been talked and written about this movie, than it deserves. I had zero emotions watching the movie. 

No I did not get mad. 

No I did not get amused. 

No it was not so bad that it's good. 

No I did not hate on sallu. 

No I did not wonder why this is made. 

Yes I did wonder Why I am doing this to me. 

Yes I did get happy that this lazy old school hindi industry based on one actor's tired moves is dying. 

Yes I did feel bad for a talented Randeep Hooda. 

Yes I did wonder what else can Sallu do when he realizes finally this is not working. 

Yes, I wondered this is probably a third sallu Zero on my blog. 

Overall I was not happy, sad, excited, irritated. I was there.... 


KOI JAANE NA - 4.0 Stars. (PG13)


Koi Jaane Na - Trailer

Director - Amin Hajee

Stars - Kunal Kapoor, Amyra Dastur, Elli Avrram

Kunal Kapoor is back from wherever he had gone. The movie scores big time in uniqueness, I won't be surprised if the movie has been lifted from some other language. It is very different and a good thriller. A quick search did not reveal this movie to be an obvious copy, so I will give huge kudos to writers and directors for making a very different psychological thriller, the genre I absolutely hate because it gives creator a license for stupidity. 

The movie is about a writer who writes about serial killers, but killings happen around him too. Is he doing them? Is he the super hero of his novels? Is his girl friend in danger more than he is? What the heck is going on? Yup, that's what a thriller is ... right?


SANDEEP AUR PINKY FARAAR - 4.0 Stars. (PG13)

Sandeep aur Pinky Faraar - Trailer

Director - Dibakar Banerjee

Stars - Parineeti Chopra, Arjun Kapoor, Jaideep Ahlawat

As long time readers of this blog know, I am a Parineeti fan so some bias is inbuilt. Parineeti has been given a good big canvas to paint her masterpiece, after 'Girl on the train' she is again in her element. The bigger surprise is Mr Pinky - Arjun Dud Kapoor who gives a good performance. Someone has given him a great accent and he carries it well. 

Movie is about Pinky (Arjun) and Sandy (Parineeti) who end up together in a car trying to flee from a common enemy even though they themselves were supposed to be enemies. Things unfurl as they try to dodge the inevitable. It's a typical 'couple on the run' movie, but it holds your interest and has a pretty good script. Again.... remember we used to get a 'Radhe' every few months, now we get these movies that are well written and executed. I am not complaining! Watch it. 


MUMBAI SAGA - 2.5 Stars. (PG13)


Mumbai Saga - Trailer

Director - Sanjay Gupta

Stars - John Abraham, Emraan Hashmi, Mahesh Manjrekar

Remember Sanjay Gupta? Yes, all the stylish stupid movies were made by him 2 decades ago. One thing is for sure, people don't change. You don't suddenly grow as a director after decades, I can guarantee that. I am sure Sanjay did not go to a cave and hone his skills for years to come out and make this thing. He was sitting in his living room yelling at the TV and eating samosa when someone called him and said, let's make another of our masterpiece, yes same thing .. yes again! He wiped the chutney from his hands and said ok find a financier who needs to get rid of some money and let's do it!

Actually the movie is not that bad, it is just same old treatment about how Mumbai is run by a Thackeray look alike and he gives these gangsters a piece of Mumbai to run. These gangsters fight etc. Back biting and drama is thrown in with some one liners. John is pretty good at this thing, but he was ok this time round. Emraan is always good and he did what he could. End is bizzare and makes no sense, but it is a La Race 3 where you stop counting the twists that happen in last 10 minutes. 


The Big Bull - 3.5 Stars. (G)







The Big Bull - Trailer

Director - Kookie Gulati

Stars - Abhishek Bachchan, Nikita Dutta, Ileana D'Cruz

I have heard that a very high quality TV series on Harshad Mehta already released sometime ago making this movie stale in content. I have not seen that highly acclaimed TV series so I can't compare. This movie is loosely based on Harshad Mehta's life who was the biggest name in stock market and he had a meteoric rise and later a huge fall. He was let's say a great 'Scamster'? Movies has it's moments but it doesn't flow rapidly in a nice constant stream. Abhishek tries his best and gives a pretty good performance as a lower middle class Gujrati guy who has ambitions that don't stop for anything. The uninhibited hunger for success in a man who comes from a scared middle class background is something that was different about the man. It is a good watch, if you got some time and have a fast forward button with you. 


SAINA - 2.5 Stars. (G)









Saina - Trailer

Director - Amole Gupte

Stars - Parineeti Chopra, Mukesh Agrohari, Olga Anand, Rohan Apte

Another sports movie, this time on life and times of Saina Nehwal. Parineeti is ok in this one, but the biggest problem is the script that does not give us drama and emotions. Unless a sports movie chokes you up with emotions it is going nowhere, no good music to keep you engaged either. A sports person's life is not complicated, a bunch of struggle, a few lucky breaks, an unexpected emotional fight with coach or Dad etc. Too many movies on these personalities have made it hard to make a movie that engages. 


TIME TO DANCE - 1.0 Stars. (G)

Time to Dance - Trailer

Director - Stanley D'Costa

Stars - Sooraj Pancholi, Isabelle Kaif, Waluscha De Sousa

Claim to fame for this movie is Katrina's sister and a Pancholi is in it. Movie is very fragmented and with 2 non-actors tasked with a non-starter script is asking too much. It would have been ok boring dance movie but Rajpal Yadav single handedly makes this movie annoying unbearable unwatchable boring dance movie just by himself. Why would you make him hero's friend? How is he a friend? Why? he keeps trying to play a bihari in UK and is as annoying as you can get. He also gets the most footage in the movie... go figure!


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99 SONGS - 1.5 Stars. (PG)









Director - Vishwesh Krishnamoorthy

Writers - Hussain Dalal, Vishwesh Krishnamoorthy, A.R. Rahman

Stars - Ehan Bhat, Edilsy Vargas, Tenzing Dalha

99 Songs - Trailer

A.R. Rahman wrote this story.... mmm.. a guy going crazy trying to write songs?? hmm... there is a reason Mr A.R. Rahman is not a story writer, because he can't write a story! Come On man... what are you writing! I hope this is over and we will never again see another story from you. Please do make music, even this movie is pretty good in music department. 

The treatment was over the top, everything was crazy weird by purpose. Makes no sense, you keep on trying to squint and see if you are missing something deep, something mature and philosophical but nope, can't see much. I am sorry this did not click. It is a love story about a man who wants to write 100 songs to win his girl! 


TUESDAY AND FRIDAY - 2.0 Stars. (PG)









Director - Taranveer Singh

Stars - Anmol Dhillon, Jhataleka Malhotra, Niki Walia

Tuesdays and Fridays - Trailer

A pure love story hardly comes by anymore. I think we had enough of those in previous decades and there is no new story to tell. This one tries to be that rare love story. Everything is well done. Acting is ok, couple is cute, music is ok, story is not completely outdated. It is a pretty contemporary love story, but still things don't gel, the magic is missing. A good try but you never feel like choking up with emotions or laughing in relief or stressed or outraged. No emotions are brewing within the viewer and hence the movie falls flat. If doing nothing give it a try though. 


RAM PRASAD KI TEHRVI - 4.5 Stars. (PG)









Director - Seema Bhargava

Stars - Supriya Pathak, Konkona Sen Sharma, Parambrata Chattopad

Ram Prasad Ki Tehrvi- Trailer

Another masterpiece weaved around a death. Similar to 'Pagglait' in genre and treatment but different in content and presentation. Ram Prasad dies and life takes a turn for everyone associated with him. Ram Prasad's sons and their wives have things to fix. There are neighbors, brothers and sisters and everyone has some agenda. Very well done, Death is not a sad affair at all, that's a Human facade because every human thinks how sad it will be when he/she passes away, but otherwise it is all down to business of ..... Life. The movie is never sad, it is funny, dramatic and entertaining all because of true depiction of society. Watch it!


AJEEB DAASTAANS - 4.0 Stars. (R)









Ajeeb Daastaans - Trailer

Directors - Neeraj Ghaywan, Kayoze Irani, Shashank Khaitan, Raj Mehta

Stars - Fatima Sana Shaikh, Jaideep Ahlawat, Nushrat Bharucha, Konkana Sen Sharma, Abhishek Banerjee, Manav Kaul, Shefali Shah, Aditi Rao Hydari

They asked 4 directors to write 'weird stories' and that's exactly what we got. If you accept the fact, the stories will be 'Ajeeb' then you will be able to love the stories. There are so many good directors and writers in Indian movies, within a couple of decades the face of Hindi movies have completely changed for the positive. Great times to be a Hindi movie fan. 3 stories are good and one is average. . All actors are incredible and they together add to each story in their own way. When you assemble a huge talented roster top to bottom it is hard to fail, and this Karan Joahr production does not! Too talented to fail. 

Every story has a great unexpected ending. Majnu - Has a great thriller vibe to it. You can feel the undercurrent and you always are on the edge, is it an unsatisfied bold wife who is calling the shots or is the royal husband hiding something, is the american returned Majnu playing tricks? All of the above? 

Khilauna - More and more movies are finally laying bare the 'unseen' huge population of India, the dalit working class and how kid's mind can get messed up in the mess adults live in. This was my least favorite though.  

Ankahi - Shefali Shah is ever dependable playing a wife raising a kid with an uninterested husband, or so she thinks. 

Geeli Puchhi - Konkana stands out as a Dalit Gay Girl, a triple whammy in pecking order of the society. Her resentment writ all over her face, the rejection she has gotten used to is palpable, but she's got a rejection of her own. Awesome ending to this one. 


MADAM CHIEF MINISTER - 3.75 Stars. (PG)

Madam Chief Minister - Trailer

Director - Subhash Kapoor

Writer - Subhash Kapoor

Stars - Richa Chadha, Manav Kaul, Saurabh Shukla

Richa Chadha has a swag that few can match. She needs all her swag to carry this movie on her shoulders. Surprisingly it is not a bad movie, it felt like some old school tired movie but turned out to be a pretty good one with some nice twists to it. Story revolves around a Dalit girl who has a spunk about whatever she does. She gets picked by a righteous social leader, that starts her journey to becoming Chief Minister. The story has all the masala a political action thriller should have. Not a bad watch at all. 

SHAADISTHAN - 4.5 Stars. (PG13)

Shaadisthan - Trailer

Director - Raj Singh Chaudhary

Stars - Nivedita Bhattacharya, Sanjay Dadhich, Kirti Kulhari

Look, I don't like movies which are filled with 'right wing talking points' conversely I love movies when a movie talks against the old school systems of society or in other words filled with 'left wing talking points'. O well... I am jus human. I like confirming my own biases. The movie unabashedly punches the old school society which revolves around 'shaadi', a girl's life is all about shaadi. How to get over with 'the problem' that the girl is, by getting her married off. There is no other reason for her birth. Thinking of it, actually even a guy's life is all about what career he can get to, and how much money can he make for his parents and family. If he can't do it, he is not treated that well either. 

The movie is about this girl who has fought and lost against an overbearing society that has parents in it's grip until she meets this group of young musicians who have formed a band and are taking her family with them in their van to a wedding. Kirti Kulhari is a good actor and she fits the role of a single girl musician in a band who cares less about traditions. As I said the movie is a little harsh on the 'shaadisthan society' but there are a few good scenes between girl's Mom and Kirti that defines the message of this enterprise. Overall if you have hated traditions you will love it, because it preaches the choir. 


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OUT OF LOVE - Season 2. 3.0 Stars. (PG-13)












Out of Love - Season 2

Director - Tigmanshu Dhulia

Actors - Rasika Duggal, Purab Kohli. 

The fact that I made it to the season 2 makes me believe it must not be a bad first season. The second season is more saucier and more on the edge. The estranged couple fighting for custody of their kid become more and more deranged and risque to win him over. The entire concept and treatment is not indian and I was told this is a copy of another show which explains a lot about the script which is very alien to Indian TV series. Still it is not a bad try, Rasika Duggal and Purab Kohli are great actors and they put everything into the character and that is what makes this watchable.















Saturday, April 3, 2021

Q1 2021 - Hindi Movie Reviews

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PAGGLAIT - 5 Stars. (PG13) 







Director - Umesh Bist

Stars - Sanya Malhotra, Sayani Gupta, Sheeba Chaddha

Pagglait - Trailer

What a movie! Love it. How many stories can you tell within a simple sombre 12 days after a death? Answer is hundreds. Sanya gets a great movie to anchor, the movie revolves around how she loses her husband within 5 months of marriage and how the entire world crashes.... or does it? 

The funny thing about the world is Death is not the finale, it is just part of the fabric of life. Death happens and like any other twist in life, like winning a lottery, changing where you live, or any other major event; death also throws a few twist for every character that is left on earth to deal with this new reality. A few are grieving, a few are hurting, a few are scheming, a few are trying new ways to survive and our main character Sanya is trying to find herself first time in her life! 


INDOO KI JAWANI - 3.5 Stars. (R)







Director - Abir Sengupta

Stars - Kiara Advani, Aditya Seal, Rakesh Bedi


The one who steals the show is Indoo's friend who has all the advice in life. She is one of those friends who has not experienced much but still their confidence is never the problem. When distributing advice, especially about sex and love and everything in between they just knwo-it-all! The girl is awesome and takes the cake. 

This is a rare Sex comedy, the genre rarely shows up in hindi movies. Indoo is wanting to experience some love / sex and everything else that life throws at her. She is stuck with a lousy boy friend, love life is going nowhere, sex life is a non starter. She is trying her best to navigate neighborhood's cheap uncles and their sons who are constantly trying to get her. If that was not enough she gets stuck with a terrorist, or is he just a Pakistani? Is their a difference? The movie kind of loses it's identity mid way, it does not stick to it's genre and start getting into clichés and tries to bring in India-Pakistan a little too much into the central theme of things. It is a good attempt but falters into mediocrity towards the end. 


THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN - 4.0 Stars. (PG13)







Director - Ribhu Dasgupta

Stars - Aditi Rao Hydari, Parineeti Chopra, Kirti Kulhari

The Girl on the Train - Trailer

I like Parineeti, if I am biased it's ok. It's my blog. At risk of being called a sexist I will go ahead and call Parineeti the female Bachchan. Parineeti pulls her bachchanesque drunk presence on screen with style. She has style oozing from her, drunk, heartbroken but more importantly in heroic style. The black gothic makeup.... the demeanor. Maybe it was not very realistic but it worked for me. 

I have seen the original 'Girl on the Train' and maybe that was more gripping and a story better told, but this one was not shoddy by any means. This was not a movie that is easy to remake in Hindi. It still is a taut suspense thriller with lot of twists. A good one time watch. 


AK Vs AK - 4.5Stars. (R)




Director - Vikramaditya Motwane

Stars - Anil Kapoor, Anurag Kashyap, Sonam Kapoor

AK Vs AK


Technically it was a movie from last year, but I forgot to cover it. This is not a movie you don't write about, that's blasphemy. The GOAT of originality and creativity Mr Anurag Kashyap is at the helm himself (Actually it is Vikramaditya Motwane, but I still credit AK). Just like the movie 'Bombay Rose', you don't have a reference to deal with this movie. It is so new that it's review should happen in 'Nature' magazine. It is reality mixed with role-play mixed with real things but in a tightly bound story. It did not make sense... right? Yea.. that's the point. 

For good 30 minutes you are disturbed by what you are watching. Actually I remained disturbed even after the movie was over. The movie is about real Anurag Kashyap who goes crazy against real Anil Kapoor in a fictitious fight for supremacy with all the real life characters from their lives. Anil Kapoor actually gives a great performance at (whatever zillion years) this age he is at and still refuses to age. Again disturbingly Anurag Kashyap tells him how he will give a performance of his life because in reality he is looking for his real daughter Sonam Kapoor who allegedly has been kidnapped. Unexpectedly the entire show is stolen by a gem of an actor called 'Harshvardhan Kapoor' his cameo is hilarious. Only weak link probably is Anurag Kashyap the actor but without him the movie cannot be. 


THE WHITE TIGER - 4.5 Stars. (R)







Director - Ramin Bahrani

Stars - Adarsh Gourav, Rajkummar Rao, Priyanka Chopra

The White Tiger- Trailer


The chicken coop behavior (chicken watching the slaughter one by one but still not trying to escape but patiently waiting for there turn), which is why our unjust and imperfect society continues to exist. Why will the 'have-nots' who have no chance at anything decent in life just revolt! Isn't that is very natural reaction? If 'haves' are stripped of the 'privileges' one day they will be in shock and fight back. But the designs of society for 1000s of years have created very strong barricades and we as humans accept it, maybe genetically coded in us by now. 

What if one guy decides to not be the chicken but be a "White Tiger"? Can you root for a white tiger? It sounds easy to root for a 'have not' until you find out it's not that easy to root for his cause either. Another beautiful presentation that delves in the shades of grey.


THE POWER - 3.5 Stars.(PG 13)







Director - Mahesh Manjrekar

Stars - Vidyut Jammwal, Shruti Haasan, Salil Ankola

The Power - Trailer


2 things - 1) Vidyut is the best fighter in Bollywood 2) Mahesh Manjrekar is not a good director. Both these things are present in this movie, but I will give it a thumbs up, maybe Majrekar did not do a shoddy job this time and their were enough fights by Vidyut to keep things from getting boring. A typical gangster drama with a new twist of lovers hating each other. Like any good drama there is no clear black and white... and shades of grey are always good for a movie. 


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SHAADI KE PATASEY - 1.5 Stars. (PG)









Director - Shahid Kazmi

Stars - Arjun Manhas, Tariq Imtyaz, Mushtaq Ali

ShaadiKe Patasey - Trailer


The Producer got Asrani the only "big name" for this movie, so he decides to make this 70+ years old actor as Dad of an 18 year old!! That is how much detailing the movie makers did. The actor is cute but rest of the cast is nothing to write about. The movie starts as a love story and quickly turns into a TV serial drama between 2 bahus but it is supposed to be funny and none of it actually works. 


KAAGAZ - 3.0 Stars. (PG)






Director - Satish Kaushik

Stars - Pankaj Tripathi, Monal Gajjar, Satish Kaushik

Kaagaz - Trailer


Pankaj Tripathi has become 'Kader Khan' of today's movies. There was a time no movie was complete without Kader khan, I think pankaj Tripathi has crossed that threshold, he is now playing the lead in movies and web series. Good for him, but I find him a mediocre actor who excelled in comedy. Due to his success he can demand whatever and he will get. Beyond comedy I have not seen him as a great villain, or father, or a lawyer. He plays every role the same, but nothing succeeds like success. So no matter what he does, will be applauded.

The movie has an interesting premise, in 1990s there was a time when live people were recorded as dead by corrupt officials and then people had to prove that they are not dead. A man even fought an election against Rajiv Gandhi to prove he is alive. The story is of that man. Pankaj Tripathi was not the right person to play this complex character, he does not have a skill of Nawazuddin Siddiqui to make you cry, laugh or empathize with you. He sleep walks through his role and the movie drags with him. 


NAMASTE WAHALA - 0 Stars. (PG) 





Director - Hamisha Daryani Ahuja

Stars - Ini Dima Okojie, Ruslaan Mumtaz, Richard Mofe-Damijo

Namaste Wahala - Trailer


There is nothing better than a line given by one of my family member - If Namaste Wahala is trending as top 10 on Netflix this Pandemic has to end now. This is another atrociously bad movie created somewhere in Africa. Someone has seen lot of bollywood 80-90s movies and want to copy all the scenes in an African love story. Ridiculous! Netflix need to be sued for letting this on their platform.


ZINDAGI IN SHORT - 4.5 Stars. (PG13)





Directors - Vinay Chhawal, Tahira Kashyap, Vijayeta Kumar

Stars - Aisha Ahmed, Akash Dabas, Deepak Dobriyal

Zindagi In Short - Trailer

How many good films can we take in a quarter? Another masterpiece with 7 fabulous stories. I think 4 of them were just awesome presentations that were a knock out of the park. The creativity in these stories, the freshness in direction and boldness in presentation is just something we wouldn't have believed a decade ago. If you want to watch a few go with Chhajju ke dahi bhalle, Pinni, Nano sa Phobia, and Sleeping partner. All have a completely different aspect of Zindagi and a fresh treatment that you will enjoy.


BAWRI CHHORI - 4.0 Stars. (PG13)






Director - Akhilesh Jaiswal

Stars - Sagar Arya, Amerjit Deu, Apurva Gondalia

Bawri Chhori - Trailer


Some movies you have 0 expectations from, and they surprise you. Everything about this movie is surprisingly good, I won't say it is one of the 'genius' movies we have talked about earlier, but this is a good movie. Well made with a lot of good storylines that make all characters full. The story is a simple one - Wife comes looking for her husband, to kill him mmm.. maybe 'simple one' is not the write way to describe it. 


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BOMBAY ROSE - 5 Stars. (G)




Director - Gitanjali Rao

Stars - Cyli Khare, Amit Deondi, Gargi Shitole

Bombay Rose - Trailer

How do you rate a movie that has no reference? I have seen nothing like this before! Did you see how many artists were involved in painting this masterpiece? Wait and see the credits at the end. Haunting and beautiful music plays in the background, the story unfolds with each screen shot like a painting. The movie shifting between desires of the mind vs the reality as it shifts from olden times to reality! Just a work of genius that I feel very small to even talk about. You need to relax, sit back and enjoy this ride. Don't expect things to happen, just enjoy paintings after painting unfurl in front of you. Notice the details the beauty and ahh... the music. The movie covers a lot of things from a poor girl's struggles of raising a family by herself, to a beautiful inter religion love story, to friendship and empathy. Gitanjali Rao... you are a genius. 


SIR - 4.5 Stars. (PG)








Director - Rohena Gera

Starring - Tillotama Shome, Vivek Gomber

Sir - Trailer

India is booming with these new generation of writers and directors spoiling us with these masterpieces, slicing dicing life like we have never seen before in Hindi movies, what's not to love? Just be happy and enjoy them one treat at a time. 

The movie is a complex tale of a house help and a US return 'upper middle class' guy who is struggling to fit into his role in society. The confusion boils over the well barricaded barriers created by society for 5000 years. What follows is a beautiful presentation on how far can a flight of fancy actually fly. 


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BOMBAY BEGUMS - 1 Star. (R)








Creator - Alankrita Shrivastava

Stars - Pooja Bhatt, Shahana Goswami, Amruta Subhash

Bombay Begums - Trailer

Sorry, one of those cases where I only saw one episode and passed my judgment. So take it for whatever it is worth. This is a huge disappointment. Greats like Alankrita making a ostentatious dud like this is pretty depressing. Everything about this web series is aping American shows that only deal in shocking you every few minutes. No real soul to this series. When people decide to make something saying - let's make this big huge show about women at different places in society and then it will be mega serial with shocks and more shocks for the audience. From CEO to a hooker everyone is very skilled at evil and are ruthless... and blah blah blah... please stay away from it. 



Sunday, January 3, 2021

Top 10 Hindi Movies of 2020 / Top 3 Web series of 2020

 

1. BULBBUL

What I remember - Nice slap on patriarchy, beautiful colors and shades of red. Bulbull the witch and the goddess all in one. Beautiful direction enthralling thriller with a punch. 

FROM THE FILES - 

BULBBUL - 5 STARS. R. (DRAMA/ THRILLER / SUSPENSE)

Bulbbul Poster


Director: Anvita Dutt
Writer: Anvita Dutt
Stars: Tripti Dimri, Rahul Bose, Avinash Tiwary

A movie like this comes once in a 'Red' moon. When red night shows up the Kaali is alive and kickin. This is not just a thriller, or a murder mystery or a horror movie. It is not just a statement against patriarchy, it is actually a statement against the unjust system called society. 
There are characters (The husband) that the system works for, he still can't find happiness, people with mental imbalance are powerful that they can't get help because system is designed to make them powerful even though they are in need of help (brother of husband) and obviously they are one and the same physically and in a twisted way ... mentally. There are vast majority the system does not work for but most of them accept it as the system they are born with, so what do they do? they work with it, manipulate it to have small meaningless wins (older / younger bahu). There are innocent people with good intentions who can't see anything bad in the system because it is working for them (The people who say - All lives matter not just Black!) unaware of their surroundings (like younger brother). The system is complete and it goes on and on, unless a witch shows up, or you can call it Durga or Kaali but ohh she is a bad ass. What if she says I don't like it and I don't give an F. Can you deal with her?

2. THAPPAD

What I remember - Another thappad at old school cinema. A coming of age on hindi movies from abusive relationship movies to this one. This is not against abuse or alcoholism but mostly about respect and dignity for every person around us. A simple act and small things in our lives we all can make effort to change and get better. 

FROM THE FILES - 

THAPPAD: 4.5 STARS. (DRAMA)

Thappad Poster


Director: Anubhav Sinha
Stars: Taapsee Pannu, Pavail Gulati, Ratna Pathak Shah 

aah.. Mr Anubhav Sinha, Sir you are getting in the top echelons of my short list of directors. Yes, you don't know but that is a big accomplishment. This blog is followed by Millions.... umm... thousands.... umm... fffine.... hundreds... OOKK... scores of people. So take a bow you have made it. Mulk, Article 15 and now Thappad. That is a troika that can make anyone proud.

The simplicity is the hallmark of this movie. It is daily life, lines we say daily in our household, lives we 'the good sensitive people' live. AND so much is wrong with that life. Every line is so obviously regular and still so well thought out and so hard hitting at the same time. You would think abusive relationship is bad, physically abusive really bad, but otherwise we are programmed to just keep going.... for what? If we think and work on it we can become better humans, every day we need to work on becoming better person. We are here and living might as well try till we die. We actually try our hardest at work, in public, and in every sphere then why not at home. Very well done. Watch it.

3. COMEDY COUPLE

What I remember - A fresh love story, a different kind of lead couple as they do there couple things of fighting, loving and everything else in a very comic and no so comic way.

FROM THE FILES - 

COMEDY COUPLE - 4.5 Stars. (PG13)



Director: Nachiket Samant
Stars: Saqib Saleem, Shweta Basu Prasad, Pooja Bedi 


Saqib and Shweta are not just a comedy couple they take us through a great journey of ups and downs, fun and stress, and lots of comedy. What a nice sweet movie, perfect to sit late at night and relax, sit back and enjoy a complete movie. The parents, friends, situations all make you smile and the lies, and confusion of relationship makes you stressed but not a lot. 
Movie is about a couple who do stand up comedy as a couple are in a live in relationship. Do they get together, stay as it is, separate and breakup? How much lying is good? How Cow urine is good for you? How dirty can a friend live and survive? All questions get answered. Watch it!


4. UNPAUSED

What I remember - Well written and beautifully acted all stories are work of art, as they progress the better they get. Even though I thought I don't want to relive the lockdown and 2020, these stories focussed more on story and less on covid.

FROM THE FILES - 

UNPAUSED - 4.5 Stars. (R)


Directors - Nikkhil Advani, Avinash Arun, Tannishtha Chatterjee, Krishna D.K, Nitya Mehra, Raj Nidimoru
Actors - Various.

At the end of the year watch one more time how 2020 was different than rest of the years. 5 beautiful stories about 2020 corona times. First one is about a germ freak who is scared and living in isolation in 2030 because the virus still there! Second is about an executive who wants to commit suicide, third is about daily wage laborer who has lost his job but has found a place to live, 4th a beautiful story of 2 ladies one in her 20s and the other in her 60s who find something common and come closer to share their lives during lockdown, and last and the most beautiful is the poetry weaved by Ratna Pathak and Shardul Bharadwaj. A story of a senior citizen living alone and a rickshaw driver who is missing his family during lockdown. The distrust turns into trust and then more, oh what a beautifully presented story, if you eyes are not moist after this go get your heart checked maybe you lost it somewhere. Great directors and writers and actors come together to give us these 5 stories in unpaused - A must watch.


5. LOOTCASE

What I remember - Out and out comedy. Slapstick, nonsensical with a good plot and situational humor. Each and every character well developed to deliver the laugh. 

FROM THE FILES - 

LOOTCASE- 4.5 STARS. (G)



Director: Rajesh Krishnan
Writers: Rajesh Krishnan, Kapil Sawant
Stars: Kunal Khemu, Rasika Dugal, Gajraj Rao





Finally a comedy that actually is just comedy, pure and simple comedy. Every character is hilarious and has a 'thing' about them. Every character is just outright funny within themselves. Probably Kunal Khemu is the least funny character and the movie is all about him. The cast is also awesome and every one has been used the best way possible. Great direction and acting. 

Movie is about how a common man finds a bag filled with money and obviously gets embroiled in a lot of mess. As I think of it, Kunal Khemu's wife and kid have there lines that are hilarious. Enter the gangster obsessed with National Geographic is hilarious, the cop is awesome. The politician has his own little quirks. Just out and out funny comedy. A must watch.


6. MEE RAQSAM

What I remember - A movie is pretty good if it moves you to tears. Beautiful story of Dad and Daughter, all they want to do is Dance. who will have a problem with that? Apparently the entire world!

MEE RAQSAM - 4.5 STARS. (G)


Mee Raqsam - Trailer

Director: Baba Azmi
Writers: Husain Mir, Safdar Mir
Stars: Juhaina Ahsan, Shivangi Gautam, Danish Husain





What a beautiful Slap on Religion, Culture, and Tribalism. A beautiful poetry simply told and still packs a punch. Baba Azmi we want more from you what a great movie, it is bold with an explosive end and still never leaving it's basic trait of being unassuming. 

Story is about a Muslim girl who loves "hindu" dance of Bharatnatyam, needless to say that is enough for the entire humanity to revolt. I have seen a lot of Dad Daughter relationships in movies, but this one is probably up there at the top. What a Dad she got, I want to be that to my kids. He is rock steady and just obstinate about getting what her Daughter wants. It is just a dance! but it is not just a dance for the world. Society has a big ego and naturally it gets hurt because it is so big you can't carry it around without getting mad. But within our society we have people who don't carry extra baggage they are happy to help whoever is in front of them. A must watch. 



7. CHINTU KA BIRTHDAY 

What I remember - The creativity of the situation was mind blowing! Based in Iraq when US has attacked, and the movie is not even about Iraq war or US or politics. It is about Chintu's Bday and how we all need a Birthday party, we could be a soldier or a 10 year old or a Dad. 

CHINTU KA BIRTHDAY - 4.5 STARS. (PG)



Chintu Ka Birthday Trailer

Directors: Devanshu Singh, Satyanshu Singh (co-director)

Writers: Devanshu Singh, Satyanshu Singh

Stars: Vinay Pathak, Tillotama Shome, Seema Bhargava



How do they think of a movie like this? I am just blown away by it. US has attacked Iraq and all Indian families have fled the place except one, they are trapped and stuck. It is Chintu's family and it's his Birthday. Somehow he never gets to celebrate his Birthday worls issues end up spoiling his party. Another Dad that I adore, decides no matter what he is going to give chintu his Birthday. A US Soldier is stuck just like Chintu in a war he doesn't understand. Everyone is stuck in this world not at all pleased with why it is like it is. A little bit of love and a lot of toughness washes away as we all are just plain vulnerable humans with coating of Country, Religion, Identity that has nothing to do with us. Another beautiful simple movie that Punches above it's weight. Watch it. 



8. SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN

What I remember - Lots of comedy and romance between a Gay couple and the couple being a gay is not even a shocker anymore. It is weaved so well in the story that it is not even the main story. 

FROM THE FILES - 

SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN - 4.0 STARS. PG13. (LOVE STORY)

Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan Poster

Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan - Trailer

Director: Hitesh Kewalya
Writer: Hitesh Kewalya
Stars: Ayushmann Khurrana, Jitendra Kumar, Gajraj Rao

Finally Indian movies are moving from the phase 'look we are making movies on gay people' and ' you know what gay is?' to a movie that has gay characters. This movie makes that leap into showing a couple who is gay with no introduction, pretty good leap. Movie has a lot of good comedy too but I think  it has lot of progressive learnings without being didactic. Well presented.


9. GINNY WEDS SUNNY

What I remember - If it was my personal list I would include more off beat cinema, but I select this one for more a mass appeal. Easy going throw back love story, you don't see these often anymore. 

GINNY WEDS SUNNY - 4.0 Stars. (G)

Director: Puneet Khanna
Stars: Yami Gautam, Vikrant Massey, Ayesha Raza 

Ginny Weds Sunny - Trailer

Remember those yash chopra days? Those Karan Johar movies? Big Musical Love Stories those are the source of something that got called 'Bollywood Movie'. When you say "Bollywood" that's what you mean, that's why when you ask people to watch a hindi movie, they are thinking of Karan Johar movie. Well here it is, Ginny and Sunny take you back to that golden era of Bollywood. A big musical Love story with drama, comedy, romance and everything in between. The surprise is they also made it work, after many years I see a movie that could actually make the formula work! Yami and Vikrant fit the role perfectly. Enjoy it, but don't expect a lot. 

10. BAAGHI 3 / MARJAAVAAN

What I remember - Both are similar, you can pick one - if you like Tiger go with Baaghi and if you like Siddarth Malhotra then go with Marjaavaan. Both old school action thriller with one liners and over the top emotion and action. Mindless and pure for the heart. 


BAAGHI 3 - 4.0 STARS. PG. (THRILLER)

Baaghi 3 Poster

Baaghi 3 - Trailer

Director: Ahmed Khan
Writers: Tasha Bhambra, Sparsh Khetarpal
Stars: Tiger Shroff, Riteish Deshmukh, Shraddha Kapoor

This blogger is not a fan of James Bond-ish extravagant thrillers, but I got to admit I liked the entire thing. Everything was unapologetic and outlandish and also well done.  I love stupid one liners and this one's got a lot. The action is awesome. Action + One Liners = Hit. Who cares about plot, I even forgot what it was about. Oh yea... Tiger की सटक जाती है जब उसके भाई पे बात आती है. The action is very fresh and obviously over the top. Watch it.

MARJAAVAAN: 4.0 STARS. (LOVE STORY)

Marjaavaan Poster


Director: Milap Zaveri
Stars: Riteish Deshmukh, Sidharth Malhotra, Tara Sutaria

If you want to go old school, go old school... पूरी शिद्दत से। ... Gulshan Kumar is a name who knows how to go old school. This is the best ode to old school Heart break, Love story, Action, AND Dialogue-baaji.... uff. Cheap front bencher thrilling dialogue-baaji... just watch the trailer, it is full of one liners... I loved it. No it has nothing new,but it is done with lot of love for old school movies, not a spoof but make one more with full honesty. में मरूंगा मर जाएगा दोबारा जनम लेने से डर जायेगा. If that makes you smile go watch it. The movie also reminds me of the Manmohan Desai era of movies that always were based on communal harmony brotherhood and it used to always show minority culture's beauty. Amar Akbar Anthony, we would lovingly watch Anthony' speaking tuti futi hindi to father of the church, we loved shayari of Akbar. We loved coolie's Iqbal as our leader going hadtaaal! and singing ... mubarak ho tum sab ko haj ka mahina na thee meri kismat ke dekh madina! We as a nation have come to hate a lot.
Siddarth Malhotra has found his niche, he is going to make one face of heartbroken young man.... the best impersonation he can do of Deewar ka Bachchan and not do anything else. He has found it and I like it. Watch it, clap and whistle and have fun.


Notable mentions - If you are for offbeat cinema go for Yeh Ballet and Love Sonia.

2020 was also exceptional because it got 2 "Negative 1" review movies. First time a year has got that. Well, it has been that kind of year, maybe it me getting old or the movies testing my patience. I carefully give "0" to a movie thinking things can't go worse! But then comes along a path breaking cinema that makes me wonder.... well if I gave zero to that what do I do with this!! So I had to break the meaning of 0 to 5 rating and give a "Negative 1". 

The 2 movies that Qualified for the 2 worst reviews are - 

1. DABBANG 3 - Sallu at his worst. 
2. COOLIE NO. 1 - David Dhawan is a Number Zero

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TOP 3 WEB SERIES OF 2020

1.PAATAL LOK

What I remember - Middle aged Police officer who has not much to look forward to, teams with a Junior who has path to grow but is not from the preferred religion. They work on a mission way out of their league, shades of Khaaki (the movie). There is also this lunatic villain which is pretty interesting. 

FROM THE FILES - 

PAATAL LOK - MUST WATCH

Paatal Lok Poster

Paatal Lok - Trailer

Creator: Sudip Sharma
Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Neeraj Kabi, Abhishek Banerjee

I heard this is a Anushka Sharma Production, it seems like whatever Anushka touches becomes awesome. I sometimes wonder what did she see in Virat? Uncouth foul mouthed superstar, she on the other hand is beacon of liberal values and pushing boundaries of liberal dialogue alive in a country like India in 2020!
The show follows a case that a cop has been given. Unlike other web series where the protagonist cops are cool and smart, our cop is a regular employee who is as real as a character from Panchayat. There are Lot of similarities to Khakee an awesome Bachchan movie where he plays a upright cop defeated by system who is looking for one case one last hurrah to make it all worth it. Paatal Lok develops each and every character, their are no cardboard cliche characters. All the criminals nabbed before they could complete mission of killing a high profile TV journalist have very real lives well developed and beautifully portrayed. So is the Journalist and his wife. There are some unforgettable scenes of how subtle racism affects everything, the way minorities are treated. 

Anyway this is a show that comes once in a blue moon and just mesmerizes you, don't expect a thriller or suspense though it has both but that is not what it is about. Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh has just knocked it out of the park with a brilliant portrayal of a frustrated Cop and his assistant Junior Cop albeit Muslim.


2. PANCHAYAT

What I remember - Throw back 90s / 80s series a city boy comes to village for his first Job. The treatment of the show is so laid back and the problems are so umm..... villagish... 

FROM THE FILES - 

PANCHAYAT - MUST WATCH

Panchayat Poster

Panchayat - Trailer

Stars: Jitendra Kumar, Raghuvir Yadav, Chandan Roy

If you are old enough to remember Nukkad and Hum Log TV serials of 80s? It is from the similar treatment that Panchayat is born. I can't believe someone had the courage and imagination and skill to make it. A classic sit back relax and enjoy the ride TV series of yore. No American web series stress of complication, no shocking twists every minute or at end of each episode begging you to watch the next. No greed to compete with the last series. Just plain simple story of a city youth who is forced to do a job in Village Panchayat. Set up of a village could have a lot of pitfalls in narration like looking down or looking up on Village life etc... none of that. The characters are real and they remain in character from the first to last episode. Just pure gold.

 3.0 AFSOS

What I remember - Great Villain is my biggest memory. The regret of our hero is that he can't die, and regret of our villain is that she can't kill. 

AFSOS - 5.0 STARS. (R) - TV SERIES. 


Director - 
Anubhuti Kashyap

Stars: Gulshan Devaiah, Anjali Patil, Heeba Shah






I won't say it is perfect but it is near perfect. It is crazy creative, whacky, weird, and funny. I was so enthralled by it that first time in my life I understood why people binge watch something, I wanted to go on and on. Director Anubhuti whoever she is, NOW she is someone, and when I googled her she seems to be Anurag Kashyap's sibling. Anyway ... Anubhuti you are awesome. 

Afsos is a series about a man who wants to die, and tries to commit suicide but is unsuccessful. He has 'afsos' he can't die, there are others in the story that have afsos of their own and this comedy turns, thriller, turns murder mystery, turns whacky and weird in no time. Best thing I watched for sometime.