Thursday, December 31, 2020

Q4 Reviews - Good Riddance 2020 - though it gave a few good Movies.

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GINNY WEDS SUNNY - 4.0 Stars. (G)

Director: Puneet Khanna
Stars: Yami Gautam, Vikrant Massey, Ayesha Raza 

Ginny Weds Sunny - Trailer

Remember those yash chopra days? Those Karan Johar movies? Big Musical Love Stories those are the source of something that got called 'Bollywood Movie'. When you say "Bollywood" that's what you mean, that's why when you ask people to watch a hindi movie, they are thinking of Karan Johar movie. Well here it is, Ginny and Sunny take you back to that golden era of Bollywood. A big musical Love story with drama, comedy, romance and everything in between. The surprise is they also made it work, after many years I see a movie that could actually make the formula work! Yami and Vikrant fit the role perfectly. Enjoy it, but don't expect a lot. 


LUDO - 3.5 Stars. (PG13)

Director: Anurag Basu
Stars: Pankaj Tripathi, Abhishek Bachchan, Rajkummar Rao

The movie has 4 stories intertwined together, always a difficult project to do. Anurag Basu is an accomplished director and he handles it well, but I still wanted more of him. There was an unnecessary angle of himself trying to be a narrator slash philosopher, might work in a skit not in a movie. Also the stories took a long time to become interesting, I would say brilliance of Rajkummar Rao saved this movie, he is in top form and he is playing is favorite character of a loser who is in love. He loves these ordinary characters and makes them his own. What an actor! He cries while he is dancing, and still making us laugh. He has lot of moments in the movie, and then Abhishek has a scene that he shows why he is such a good actor and was wasted in the movie. Rest of the caste just do their job but don't stand out. Stories are pretty ok, and the last hour is when all the fun starts and the movie actually comes into it's own. Movie's music is catchy and gives it a character. A good one but may have been over hyped.


CHHALAANG - 3.5 Stars. (G)

Director: Hansal Mehta

Stars: Rajkummar Rao, Nushrat Bharucha, Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub

Chhalaang - Trailer

Another Rajkummar Rao movie and another dependable performance from him. He is fast becoming the guy whose face is good enough to guarantee a decent outing. This is a pretty low budget movie about .... guess what? Yes, a 'loser' a favorite character for Rajkummar to play. A good for nothing small town guy who becomes a PT teacher at school. Then as happens to all losers a girl enters their lives and demands things need to change or else... Another PT teacher shows up and things become spicy. A good light watch. 


LAXMI - 0 Stars. (PG13)

Directors: Lawrence Raghavendra
Stars: Akshay Kumar, Kiara Advani, Sharad Kelkar 

Well it does not take a genius to find from a poster that movie cannot be a 5 star! But it takes you to watch the entire thing to find out how it feels to watch a Zero Starrer. Oh... man.. it was painful. A man who busts myth about ghosts eventually becomes one! If you are a die hard Akshay fan and still insist on watching this shit show... go ahead be my guest. 

The only reason the movie was in news was because BJP wanted to remind their hindus to stay mad just in case you have started thinking of any other thing except 'hindus are being insulted'. Keep up the good work of staying dumb. I am not sure why it was not an insult to God when a firecracker was named "Laxmi Bomb" but it is an insult because a film is named as is. But o well... I don't understand a lot of things. 


TORBAAZ - 2.0 Stars. (PG)

Director: Girish Malik
Stars: Sanjay Dutt, Nargis Fakhri, Rahul Dev 


Netflix invests in lot of bad movies, this is one of them. There has been this trend where all the yester year big names are cast in movies to sell the movie, but the movie itself has no quality. These actors probably sign to get some money and these movies at least get name recognition. 

Torbaaz is a movie about an Army doctor who used to live in Afghanistan and after he loses everything he ends up going back to help a few kids learn cricket and more. The plot itself is not very exciting and treatment is even duller. The movie is confused about what it is all about! Is it a terrorist saga which has been done too many times, is it about kids finding a father figure in war torn region? Is it about a man looking for meaning of life through kids? Is it sports movie about cricket? The entire climax is about a cricket. I think they want to pack everything but end up losing it all. 


COOLIE NO 1 - Negative 1. (PG13)


Director: David Dhawan
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Sara Ali Khan, Naushaad Abbas 


Sorry I am not supposed to review it, because this is the film that after 15 minutes of viewing I decided to stop watching out of protest. Now I am not an activist type of movie watcher but this brought so many negativity in me that I was willing to go against anyone. I got so mad that I could not sleep for a couple of hours. How can you disrespect your audience like that? Well... I know you can, because audience probably want the same thing again and again so they deserve it. But still!! you call yourself a movie creator!! come on David Dhawan just go and never again come out from where ever you came out to make this one. Your talented kid does not need you, don't make him look like a complete idiot. I did not know why in the first place your movies worked, except for cheap people identified with them, and classy people thought it was their responsibility to like them otherwise they will be proven to be snooty. Whatever I saw of this, it was same crap again, why don't you re-release the same old movie again? This is 2020 you still think people with speech impairment and stutter should be made fun of? Get a life!

TAISH - 4.0 Stars. (R)

Director: Bejoy Nambiar

Stars: Jim Sarbh, Harshvardhan Rane, Pulkit Samrat

Taish - Trailer

Pulkit Samrat is the guy from Fukrey, man did he work on trying to look different and remove himself from that type cast he has gotten into! Good Job, he works really hard to brood and look like a disturbed loving brother whose heart is at the right place but his deeds are not. The movie has a feel of high tense big screen drama! Bigger than life. The fights, the anger, the setting. The punjabi is a little too heavy to understand of the gangsta family but otherwise movie is pretty fun to watch. It is about 2 families the gangsta family has it's own problems and the business family have it's separate set of problems and both families collide. It is high action, gory, bloody, drama. 



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KAALI KHUHI - 3.0 Stars. (PG13)


Director: Terrie Samundra
Stars: Shabana Azmi, Sanjeeda Sheikh, Satyadeep Misra

Kaali Khuhi-Trailer

The movie is about girl infanticide and a spirit that has taken a village hostage. A family comes back to be on sick grandma's side and find themselves in a lot of trouble past and present. They may or may not have anything to do with it, but they are in it. Their daughter is in thick of it, can she understand what the spirit is all about? 

The movie has good intentions but as all hindi movie do, the movie just does not flow. It has more ebbs than flows, it has no pace. Shabana is wasted for once, the girls do a good job, but the director could have done better. Good story, good intention but too slow. 


SERIOUS MEN - 4.0 Stars. (PG)


Director: Sudhir Mishra
Stars: Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Nassar, Aakshath Das 

Serious Men - Trailer

What a concept, how creative people have become with stories. Maybe it is taken from a book. Story of a dalit man who has had enough with these 'smart' upper castes, he decides to make sure his kid becomes a 'whiz kid', by hook ... or by crook. This is not an innocent fight against justice of a dalit. It has a lot of realism in it, and the reason it becomes exciting and actually sometimes annoying. A good one and Yes Nawazuddin is back, he has finally started doing variety after getting stuck in gangster mode.


SAB KUSHAL MANGAL - 2.5 Stars. (G)


Director: Karan Vishwanath Kashyap
Stars: Akshaye Khanna, Priyaank Sharma, Riva Kishan

Sab Kushal Mangal - Trailer

Probably someone produced the movie who wanted the lead couple to have a movie and hence the uncle also decided to cast a 'known name' in Akshaye Khanna. The leads are ok actors but no way they can carry a film. Akshaye on the other hand has always been a pretty good actor and he does his part of being a villain / comedian. That's the only bright spot in the movie though. Akshaye forces couples to get married but trying to force a couple he falls for the girl and the comedy... or so called comedy starts. If you got absolutely nothing to do, you can put it in the background while doing dishes. 


HALAHAL - 2.5 stars. (PG)



Director: Randeep Jha
Stars: Barun Sobti, Manu Rishi Chadha, Sachin Khedekar

Barun Sobti used to be the TV heart throb few years ago. Then he disappeared after a couple of duds. Now he is back as detective / inspector looking to solve a case for a Dad who's daughter has been murdered or was it a suicide? He plays this sleazy, corrupt detective who stumbles on to the case and now suddenly has a change of heart. The movie is pretty good though it gets hampered being a movie on a shoe string budget. Barun also is just ok, and never looks himself in his fake moustache and never gives a look of authenticity. The movie delves into corruption, politicians and scheming, all the masala. Not a bad one, you can give it a try. 


COMEDY COUPLE - 4.5 Stars. (PG13)



Director: Nachiket Samant
Stars: Saqib Saleem, Shweta Basu Prasad, Pooja Bedi 


Saqib and Shweta are not just a comedy couple they take us through a great journey of ups and downs, fun and stress, and lots of comedy. What a nice sweet movie, perfect to sit late at night and relax, sit back and enjoy a complete movie. The parents, friends, situations all make you smile and the lies, and confusion of relationship makes you stressed but not a lot. 
Movie is about a couple who do stand up comedy as a couple are in a live in relationship. Do they get together, stay as it is, separate and breakup? How much lying is good? How Cow urine is good for you? How dirty can a friend live and survive? All questions get answered. Watch it!


BAHUT HUA SAMMAAN - 3.0 Stars. (R)


Director: Ashish R. Shukla
Stars: Sanjay Mishra, Ram Kapoor, Raghav Juyal

This Hotstar movie does not look like you should touch but it's pretty good movie. It has a lot of comedy and some scenes are laugh out loud kind. Sanjay Mishra is generally a dependable side actor but amazingly he carries the entire enterprise.Ram Kapoor is villain is ok, Raghav and the other kid are pretty good too. 
The movie is about 2 college kids who want to rob a bank and they take consultation from their senior... well more like 40 years senior Sanja Mishra. Things get complicated. The movie also stands out as one of those brave movies who against the current political establishment in India. 


DARBAAN - 4.0 Stars. (PG)


Director: Bipin Nadkarni
Stars: Sharib Hashmi, Sharad Kelkar, Mukesh Ramani 


After I saw the horror show called Collie Number 1 I frantically looked for another movie to watch and started 'Darbaan' based on a story by Rabindranath Tagore. O what a relief, the movie had a story the actors were not making faces like baffoons. Anyway ... I should even compare. A beautiful story about a person who thinks himself as the caretaker of his master's kid. He is the ultimate "Nanny". Remember the old school mentality of staying with one company and dedicated to one owner for a lifetime? Yea.. thats the kind of guy he is. He wants to do it generation to generation, same thing, he is born to serve his master. But then tragedy falls on him and he never recovers, or can he? It's difficult to stomach the ending because of the generation gap between Tagore and us, but a beautiful tale of a darbaan played to perfection by Sharib Hashmi. 


UNPAUSED - 4.5 Stars. (R)


Directors - Nikkhil Advani, Avinash Arun, Tannishtha Chatterjee, Krishna D.K, Nitya Mehra, Raj Nidimoru
Actors - Various.

At the end of the year watch one more time how 2020 was different than rest of the years. 5 beautiful stories about 2020 corona times. First one is about a germ freak who is scared and living in isolation in 2030 because the virus still there! Second is about an executive who wants to commit suicide, third is about daily wage laborer who has lost his job but has found a place to live, 4th a beautiful story of 2 ladies one in her 20s and the other in her 60s who find something common and come closer to share their lives during lockdown, and last and the most beautiful is the poetry weaved by Ratna Pathak and Shardul Bharadwaj. A story of a senior citizen living alone and a rickshaw driver who is missing his family during lockdown. The distrust turns into trust and then more, oh what a beautifully presented story, if you eyes are not moist after this go get your heart checked maybe you lost it somewhere. Great directors and writers and actors come together to give us these 5 stories in unpaused - A must watch.


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BHAAG BEANIE BHAAG - 4.0 Stars. (PG)



Creators: Ravi Patel, Neel Shah
Stars: Swara Bhaskar, Aditya Belnekar, Varun Thakur

Bhaag Beanie Bhaag- Trailer

These new age mini series are just perfect, they are not long to discourage you and they have enough topical things going that make you stay interested. Actors are good, writing is good. There is no out of control drama, it is just a nice little story about Beanie who wants to be a stand up comedian and has her trials. It seems stand up comedy is something new that has popped up in India, a lot of movies have that as the backdrop. Here it is utilized really well. A lot of good relationships develop with Beanie, starting with her parents, her fiancé, her awkward friend and then with that guy who has shown up from US! All relationships are funny but also deep, and her fling with the US guy is very entertaining. A good show. 


Thursday, October 8, 2020

Q3 2020 - Mask and Go OR Stay Home and Watch a Movie

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 CARGO - 2.5 STARS. (SCI-FI)



Cargo - Trailer

Director: Arati Kadav
Writer: Arati Kadav
Stars: Vikrant Massey, Shweta Tripathi, Nandu Madhav




The movie had a lot of promise, I have not seen a Sci-Fi genre in Indian movies. A good point of this movie is that it is probably written by an Indian writer and not copied. No trying to mimic a western movie, but after the novelty of the plot wears out the movie lacks any speed, twists or an engaging story to carry it forward. 

The movie is about 'Rakshas' species taking care of humans after death (like yamraj). They have decided to make it an efficient corporation style job, when humans die they are serviced before they are sent on. The movie does not explain anything, about the entire complexity of the plot. They almost show it as if this is sequel to a movie that has explained everything previously. Till the end you are confused and you want a good clear explanation of what the concept is all about. 


SADAK 2 - 1.0 STAR. (PG13)



Sadak 2 - Trailer

Director: Mahesh Bhatt

Writers: Pushpdeep Bhardwaj, Mahesh Bhatt

Stars: Alia Bhatt, Priyanka Bose, Sanjay Dutt. Aditya Roy Kapoor.




Sadak was made in 90s, what a different time. Sadak was gory, loud and bloody. It's highlight was a transgender menacing villain. Most of the plot may not fit in today's world. But if you have decided to make a Sadak, you need a big budget, great music. gory fights, and huge love story. That's what Sadak in 90s meant. None of that was in Sadak 2. They tried to have an idiotic god-man who tried to be menacing. He was carefully made not hindu or muslim or any other thing that you have ever seen. The producers had no money, or maybe covid hit and they just decided to shoot in their living room. Ridiculous scenes like standing on top of a Mount Kailash looked like shooting from your living room to a projector screen showing Kailash. It was as bad as the skits I do. 

The movie is about Sanjay Dutt who can't get over his wife's death (Sadak Couple). Now he finds a purpose in life to help 2 lovers who have come to ask for help. A good plot completely screwed up with uninspiring direction and story and everything else. 


YAARA - 3.5 STARS. (PG)



Yaara - Trailer

Director: Tigmanshu Dhulia
Stars: Vidyut Jammwal, Amit Sadh, Mohommed Ali Shah





Vidyut Jammwal is definitely a type casted actor, and why not? He is the best fighter in Bollywood so it is imperative that his movie should have some action, but Vidyut was stung by the "Aamir Khan" bug. I remember Aamir was called 'Chocolate Hero' he was cute and easily a heir of Rajesh Khanna as a ladies man. But he decided he did not want to be Chocolate Hero and he started on this huge historic path of being an institution in himself, made movies that are wide ranging. The difference is - He was Aamir Khan and Vidyut is Vidyut with very limited talent. Oh.. I wish Vidyut wouldn't wish more than what he had. Now this Quarter we have 2 Vidyut movies where the guy is shying from throwing a good solid Flip and Punch. Come on dude... don't do that. 

The movie is about 4 friends who start off in college days amongst the 'Naxal' unrest and the past catches up with them, the friends meet again and they have live for each other one more time. The tale of love, betrayal and friendship done a few 100 times. I will admit this is definitely not a stale story, it has a lot of freshness and some good moments. Not a bad one to pass your time to. A decent story and ok acting makes this movie a 3.5 Starrer.


GUNJAN SAXENA - THE KARGIL GIRL  - 4.0 STARS. (G)


Gunjan Saxena - Trailer

Director: Sharan Sharma
Writers: Nikhil Mehrotra, Sharan Sharma
Stars: Janhvi Kapoor, Pankaj Tripathi, Angad Bedi 





This will go down as movie that produced an 'Actor'. Please welcome Ms Janvi Kapoor the Actor. The girl packs a punch in this great movie which has a great Director in Sharan Sharma at the helm. This is how you make a movie about Kargil - no chest thumping, no enemy bashing, no nationalistic testosterone going crazy. Plain and simple, staying real on human emotions. The backdrop of Kargil remains the backdrop. A one dimensional portrayal of all soldiers is so embarrassing and pathetic in the movies that this is a great welcome change. I was ready for a movie where they will be in your face how Hindustan is great and mostly Hindus for that matter. But it was a welcome surprise. 

The movie is about this girl who wants to become an Airplane Pilot and how she ends up being a Kargil Hero. The movie has lot of important characters from her Dad, Brother to her Boss. Everyone of them make her who she is in various ways. There are no big emotional melt downs, none of the high octane drama the subtle small moments make a lasting impression. No one is villain and our Hero herself has lot of self doubts that make her real and not a plastic Hero. What a Director can do! Wow. 


RAAT AKELI HAI - 3.5 STARS. SUSPENSE. (PG)


Raat Akeli Hai - Trailer

Director: Honey Trehan
Writers: Smita Singh
Stars: Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Radhika Apte, Aditya Srivastav





Similar genre as 'Knives Out' and some scenes resemble it, but the plot is completely different. Hindi movies don't have many in this genre, so it makes for interesting watch. It is pretty complicated for being a whodunnit mystery in Hindi. Too many characters and too many relations not explicitly explained for dumb audience like me. Anyway it is a pretty good watch. Nawazuddin never disappoints and he has a nice side story going while he solves the murder mystery. 


CLASS OF 83 - 3.5 STARS. (PG13)



Class of 83 - Trailer

Director: Atul Sabharwal
Writers: Abhijeet Shirish Deshpande, Atul Sabharwal
Stars: Bobby Deol, Anup Soni, Joy Sengupta





Bobby भैय्या देखत है भईया सब लोगवा एक्टिंग करत है बस वो ही पीछे रह गए. तो लो भैय्या हम भी एक्टर बन गए और लगा ली है फेस पे ब्रूडिंग एक्सप्रेसशन। दबा लेगा दाँतों तले उँगलियाँ यह ज़हा देख कर अपनी चाल. 

Must be the 20th year in the industry so finally Bobby has decided to try his hand at acting. Not a bad job, he does look depressed and brooding. His wrinkles act as scars of a defeated person who still has a fight in him. Good Job Bobby, the entire point of acting is when you don't do it. Bobby does not do much and that's when he acts. 

Movie is about 1983 cop deciding to make a gang of vigilante Police officers who he trains to take down some bad elements which have been a thorn in his hey days. 


KHUDA HAAFIZ - 1.0 STAR. (PG13)


Khuda Haafiz - Trailer

Director: Faruk Kabir
Writer: Faruk Kabir
Stars: Vidyut Jammwal, Shivaleeka Oberoi, Annu Kapoor 





The movie did not take any time to disappoint. It started with some middle eastern country as the backdrop with some lilting tunes and my hopes skyrocketed. I was like maybe this will be a "Khuda Gawah" showcasing some great middle eastern culture and music. My Bad. Nothing happened. Next I was like well .... Vidyut is going to destroy an entire country to save his wife a great violent love story? Nah... My Bad. Remember Vidyut wants to be Aamir? He plays an average Joe who is trying to save is wife in a foreign land and he tries hard to show how he does not know how to fight. Very painful to watch. Entire movie than man does not change his expression nor does the movie's tone changes.


LOOTCASE- 4.5 STARS. (G)



Director: Rajesh Krishnan
Writers: Rajesh Krishnan, Kapil Sawant
Stars: Kunal Khemu, Rasika Dugal, Gajraj Rao





Finally a comedy that actually is just comedy, pure and simple comedy. Every character is hilarious and has a 'thing' about them. Every character is just outright funny within themselves. Probably Kunal Khemu is the least funny character and the movie is all about him. The cast is also awesome and every one has been used the best way possible. Great direction and acting. 

Movie is about how a common man finds a bag filled with money and obviously gets embroiled in a lot of mess. As I think of it, Kunal Khemu's wife and kid have there lines that are hilarious. Enter the gangster obsessed with National Geographic is hilarious, the cop is awesome. The politician has his own little quirks. Just out and out funny comedy. A must watch.


SHAKUNTALA DEVI - 3.0 STARS. (PG)



Shakuntala Devi - Trailer

Director: Anu Menon
Writers: Anu Menon, Nayanika Mahtani 
Stars: Vidya Balan, Sanya Malhotra, Jishu Sengupta





Everyone my age knows who Shakuntala Devi was. The human computer who could do calculations faster than computers of those days. We did not know how her life was or what her personality was. This movie does a lot of justice in portraying her as a human who is a flawed genius. The first half of the movie is probably like a 1 star and the second half is like a 4 star movie. Nothing happens in first half except consolidating what we already know about her. Second half delves into the character of a fierce competitor who wants to win every single thing in life. If it was a man, he is exalted to highest honors - Michael Jordon, Elon Musk, Steve Jobs, even most politicians - they are all jerks but no one talks about that, they are first winners and great competitors. When it is a woman she is a jerk first. The movie does a great job in showing how Shakuntala is flawed but that is what she wants to do, that does not make her a bad person but due to being a woman her achievements come with twice the labor. Fast forward the first part and watch the great second half of the movie. 


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ATKAN CHATKAN - 2.5 STARS. (G)

Atkan Chatkan - Trailer

Director: Shiv Hare

Writers: Aadesh Raathi

Stars: Lydian Nadhaswaram, Amitriyaan, Taaha Shah Badusha 





A small budget movie about street kids who's love for music makes them do things they won't do otherwise. Somehow there are very few 'kid' movies that keep you engaged, they always make kid movies about slum kids, I would actually like to see a middle class kids movies which may not fall into familiar traps and may be more engaging. 


MEE RAQSAM - 4.5 STARS. (G)


Mee Raqsam - Trailer

Director: Baba Azmi
Writers: Husain Mir, Safdar Mir
Stars: Juhaina Ahsan, Shivangi Gautam, Danish Husain





What a beautiful Slap on Religion, Culture, and Tribalism. A beautiful poetry simply told and still packs a punch. Baba Azmi we want more from you what a great movie, it is bold with an explosive end and still never leaving it's basic trait of being unassuming. 

Story is about a Muslim girl who loves "hindu" dance of Bharatnatyam, needless to say that is enough for the entire humanity to revolt. I have seen a lot of Dad Daughter relationships in movies, but this one is probably up there at the top. What a Dad she got, I want to be that to my kids. He is rock steady and just obstinate about getting what her Daughter wants. It is just a dance! but it is not just a dance for the world. Society has a big ego and naturally it gets hurt because it is so big you can't carry it around without getting mad. But within our society we have people who don't carry extra baggage they are happy to help whoever is in front of them. A must watch. 


CHINTU KA BIRTHDAY - 4.5 STARS. (PG)



Chintu Ka Birthday Trailer

Directors: Devanshu Singh, Satyanshu Singh (co-director)

Writers: Devanshu Singh, Satyanshu Singh

Stars: Vinay Pathak, Tillotama Shome, Seema Bhargava



How do they think of a movie like this? I am just blown away by it. US has attacked Iraq and all Indian families have fled the place except one, they are trapped and stuck. It is Chintu's family and it's his Birthday. Somehow he never gets to celebrate his Birthday worls issues end up spoiling his party. Another Dad that I adore, decides no matter what he is going to give chintu his Birthday. A US Soldier is stuck just like Chintu in a war he doesn't understand. Everyone is stuck in this world not at all pleased with why it is like it is. A little bit of love and a lot of toughness washes away as we all are just plain vulnerable humans with coating of Country, Religion, Identity that has nothing to do with us. Another beautiful simple movie that Punches above it's weight. Watch it. 

CHIPPA - 3.5 STARS (G)



Director: Safdar Rahman
Writer: Safdar Rahman
Stars: Sunny Pawar, Mala Mukherjee, Surojit





A great kid story based in Bengal. This kid is a cute and very good actor, he takes you on ride with a letter from his Dad. He runs away from home goes around in various parts of cities and touches a lot of stories that happen around us all the time and returns back home. a Good cute story that needs a patient relaxed watch. 


PENALTY - 3.0 STARS. (G)



Penalty - Trailer

Director: Shubham Singh
Writers: Tasha Bhambra, Akhilesh Choudhary
Stars: Lukram Smil, Kay Kay Menon, Shashank Arora 





If Kay Kay Menon is in a movie I am just waiting for him to be a bad scary guy who will be really mean. He does not disappoint. He is the mean coach who is against outsiders (Eastern states) from playing instead of his players. That pretty much is the premise of the movie, similar to 'Axon' the movie that was about Eastern state people are treated as outsiders in India. It is a pretty good movie but does not engage enough. If you start it, please finish it, end is the crux of the movie. Maybe fast forward to end?


DOLLY KITTY AUR WOH CHAMAKTE SITAARE - 4.0 STARS. (R)




Director: Alankrita Shrivastava

Writer: Alankrita Shrivastava

Stars: Konkona Sen Sharma, Bhumi Pednekar, Vikrant Massey



Probably the first complete out and out women oriented movie about how women are as human as men including the bad. When you have a great star studded ensemble you can't go wrong - Alankrita is a great writer / Director and Konkana Sen Sharma and Bhumi are both master of their craft. Add in Vikrant Massey and we have everything we need. 

The movie is about 2 cousin sisters who are living in same city, and trying to make sense of this thing called life. Wife is stuck being a wife and single is stuck being single. Then there are expectations from society and your own expectations from you. Add to it our expectations from others, we judge but hate to be judged. We want to be left alone but when we make mistakes, we want someone to be by our side. All of it is so complicated does it make any sense? Yes and No. Dolly didi and Kitty take a swing at it... yea that thing called Life and give us a slice of it. 


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PAREEKSHA - 4.0 STARS. (PG)



Director: Prakash Jha
Writers: Saurabh Gupta (additional writing), Prakash Jha (Writer)
Stars: Adil Hussain, Priyanka Bose, Shubham





A throw back low budget movie of the 70s, the era of Shabana Azmi and Om Puri. The formula used to be to show the travails of poor people and I always used to wonder where is the positive message? Om Puri or whoever it was would be pummeled with lot of pain and humiliation and that was it. Anyway... this movie is similar old school movie which is a very pleasant surprise in 2020. Now I don't see these movies enough and hence I loved it. 

The movie is about a rickshaw puller who sees talent in his son. He wants his son to be taught in a private school, we know that is not going to be easy. The way movie goes, it is pretty fast paced, it does not go on a beaten path where poor is good and rich is bad. No .. life takes over, obstinate wishes. Wishes that can come true but they are wishes they are supposed to stay unfulfilled, if they get fulfilled they are not wishes. As that dude Ghalib said - हज़ारों ख्वाइशें ऐसी के हर ख्वाइश पे दम निकले. 


UPAJ -5 STARS. (G)



Upaj - Trailer

Director: Hoku Uchiyama
Writer: Hoku Uchiyama
Stars: Pandit Chitresh Das, Jason Samuels Smith




This is a old documentary that came to Amazon Prime so we rented it. The best part about this is the Producer - Antara Bhardwaj, because she is family. Can't be too biased about it but I am. The documentary tracks a 60+ year old Kathak Great and a young Tap dancer Jason as they embark on a trip to India. The camera work and everything associated with documentary makes you feel you are in the thick of things right there in midst of these 2 greats going around in India. My daughter is a Tap dancer and Antara herself is a great Kathak dancer so viewing this made it even more special. Jason is the ultimate cool dude as he has completely different life and philosophy as compared to Pandit Chitresh Das but they share a bond in two similar but different classical art forms. 


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INDIAN MATCHMAKING - 4.0 STARS. (PG13) - TV SERIES



Indian Matchmaking - Trailer

Stars: Sima Taparia, Vyasar M. Ganesan, Pradhyuman Maloo 





I did not have much expectations from it except for that it is from the great Smriti Mundhra who gave us 'A Suitable Girl' which was on similar lines, while that documentary tugged at strings much closer to heart this one was a out and out commercial entertainer. Indian Matchmaking is not that "Indian" it is mostly international-Indian matchmaking. It is hugely entertaining and gossip enticing. All characters are very human and regular and still special in their own way. Except for the end which is quick and incoherent after all it is a docuseries. I like the treatment of the show that has no bias towards or against the entire match making system itself and Sima Taparia is a perfect anchor as she treats her customers like products and is not into Philosophy or Judging the entire process, actually she is the process. 


BANDISH BANDITS - 3.5 STARS. (PG) - TV SERIES


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Creators: Amritpal Singh Bindra, Anand Tiwari

Stars: Ritwik Bhowmik, Shreya Chaudhary, Naseeruddin Shah





A TV series about classical music could be boring but if you add a little drama it always helps. The show's highlight are it's classically based songs. If you love classical music, this is a must watch but if you don't still you will love the music. I have never liked anything associated with 'classical' I am just not a classical kind of guy. Classical is supposed to be pure, but what it actually becomes is - Rigid, and snooty. The show confirms my bias, it can be classical Physics, or Music or Dance, the greats are not very happy people they are all back biting, snooty, always mad, cheating each other and just every bad human trait becomes prominent in them. But that makes for good drama. 


AFSOS - 5.0 STARS. (R) - TV SERIES. 


Director - 
Anubhuti Kashyap

Stars: Gulshan Devaiah, Anjali Patil, Heeba Shah






I won't say it is perfect but it is near perfect. It is crazy creative, whacky, weird, and funny. I was so enthralled by it that first time in my life I understood why people binge watch something, I wanted to go on and on. Director Anubhuti whoever she is, NOW she is someone, and when I googled her she seems to be Anurag Kashyap's sibling. Anyway ... Anubhuti you are awesome. 

Afsos is a series about a man who wants to die, and tries to commit suicide but is unsuccessful. He has 'afsos' he can't die, there are others in the story that have afsos of their own and this comedy turns, thriller, turns murder mystery, turns whacky and weird in no time. Best thing I watched for sometime. 

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Mid Year Review - Corona months stretch into corona Year!

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MALANG - 2.0 STARS. PG13. (LOVE STORY)

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Malang - Trailer

Director: Mohit Suri
Writers: Aseem Arrora, Aniruddha Guha
Stars: Aditya Roy Kapoor, Anil Kapoor, Disha Patani

I am not sure how old Mohit Suri is but it seems like life just went past him. He is getting into the age where he is not young anymore but is thinking what young people must be like. Partying over the top, tattooing over the top, dressing over the top, flexing over the top, drugs over the top, mouthing lines like - I live to die etc... over the top. You get the point. The movie is full of visuals 100s of them and everyone acting Mohit's over the top vision. The movie is not bad if he could have instead worked on relations and emotions. Aditya Roy Kapoor plays this muscle poppin criminal who was at one point a cute lover, and Anil Kapoor plays this over the top cop who used to be a good cop turned bad.


JABARIYA JODI - 3.5 STARS. G. (LOVE STORY)

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Jabariya Jodi - Trailer

Director: Prashant Singh
Writers: Sanjeev k Jha (screenplay), Sanjeev k Jha (story)
Stars: Sidharth Malhotra, Parineeti Chopra, Javed Jaffrey

I don't know why, but I can't say anything bad about these 2 kids. Sidharth Malhotra and Parineeti Chopra - they are so cute. Just look at them... awww. I want them in more movies. For your sake I have to say the movie is not that great, but I love the way Pari says things and Sidharth ... can't act. I like everything about them. I am sorry I am a human I have flaws.

The movie is about kidnapping grooms who are asking for dowry and making them marry by force. Our hero does that for his Dad, there are complications in his relations with Mom and Dad and he is not as tough as he looks, Our Heroine is tough as they get but still may fall in love. The movie is a little old schoolish with some good one liners. I suggest to fire the makeup artist and wardrobe manager if their was any. Horrible makeup and clothes, make our hero and heroine look like they are in fancy dress competition but everything else is ok.

ANGREZI MEDIUM - 2.5 STARS. G. (DRAMA)

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Angrezi Medium - Trailer

Director: Homi Adajania
Writers: Bhavesh Mandalia, Gaurav Shukla
Stars: Irrfan Khan, Radhika Madan, Kareena Kapoor

Do yourself a favor and watch the first part (Hindi Medium) again. If you insist on watching this one, then hope you don't remember the first one. This a big step down from the first one. They have tried to pack a lot of emotions in this one, Dad loves his daughter, and daughter aint gettin it, until she does. The entire plot makes little sense, so don't calculate how things can happen, just concentrate on emotions. One bright spot in the movie is Kareena Kapoor, what a fresh breeze of air, love the way she plays a cop girl with her flamboyant style.


PANGA - 3.75 STARS. G. (SPORTS)

Panga Poster

Panga - Trailer

Director: Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari
Writers: Nikhil Mehrotra, Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari
Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Jassie Gill, Richa Chadha

A typical Kangana movie of determination against all odds. The negative and positive of the movie is that our Hero is a real character. She is an Ex-Hockey star who is unsure and at times don't know what she needs. Kangana does a good job with it and showing vulnerability in a strong character is tough to do. But that also makes the movie different, you are almost numbed into cliche ridden sports movies where the Hero is almost flawless and knows exactly what he/she wants and how to get there.  This one is different. A good one with some pretty good scenes.

BAAGHI 3 - 4.0 STARS. PG. (THRILLER)

Baaghi 3 Poster

Baaghi 3 - Trailer

Director: Ahmed Khan
Writers: Tasha Bhambra, Sparsh Khetarpal
Stars: Tiger Shroff, Riteish Deshmukh, Shraddha Kapoor

This blogger is not a fan of James Bond-ish extravagant thrillers, but I got to admit I liked the entire thing. Everything was unapologetic and outlandish and also well done.  I love stupid one liners and this one's got a lot. The action is awesome. Action + One Liners = Hit. Who cares about plot, I even forgot what it was about. Oh yea... Tiger की सटक जाती है जब उसके भाई पे बात आती है. The action is very fresh and obviously over the top. Watch it.


SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN - 4.0 STARS. PG13. (LOVE STORY)

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Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan - Trailer

Director: Hitesh Kewalya
Writer: Hitesh Kewalya
Stars: Ayushmann Khurrana, Jitendra Kumar, Gajraj Rao

Finally Indian movies are moving from the phase 'look we are making movies on gay people' and ' you know what gay is?' to a movie that has gay characters. This movie makes that leap into showing a couple who is gay with no introduction, pretty good leap. Movie has a lot of good comedy too but I think  it has lot of progressive learnings without being didactic. Well presented.


Street Dancer 3D - 2.0 STARS. G. (DANCE)

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Street Dancer 3D - Trailer

Director: Remo D'Souza
Writer: Farhad Samji
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Shraddha Kapoor, Prabhu Deva

Remo was basically a dance director and then he started making movies about Dance. FIrst was a novel thing to do in ABCD, then how much different can you go? This is the 3rd installment and hopefully the last. The dances have started looking similar, and if you have no idea ... then you always have an idea to go to london and make a movie. There is everything packed in it, rich - poor, immigrant desi - white brits, india- pak, love-breakup, friendship-cheating name it ... and you will find it. But you already know it, and it somehow does not make you sit up.


LOVE AAJ KAL - 2.0 STARS. PG. (LOVE STORY)

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Love Aaj Kal 2 - Trailer

Director: Imtiaz Ali
Writer: Imtiaz Ali
Stars: Kartik Aaryan, Sara Ali Khan, Randeep Hooda

Imtiaz भाई की लाइफ में वही आया है जो एक टाइम पे SRK की लाइफ में था .... और अब सल्लू की लाइफ में है ... mid life crisis! Imtiaz uncle has become old pretty quick, but he needs to make movies of young people so he over does it every time. I think this is second movie in a row that just tries a little too hard. 
Love Stories are difficult to make in these times. This is an era of comedy, you can make a comedy and it will be received well. Love story is an old concept, you cannot make errors. Can't over or under do it. Well... at least he tries. 
The one good thing he did was to cast Randeep Hooda, this blog has always been a fan. The guy does not disappoint. Though he has a weird character that completely loses it as movie goes on, still most of it was pretty well done. Kartik Aaryan can do what he can and strictly that and nothing else. He looks and acts exactly the same .... let's say he is dharam papaji of today. You know what he will do. Sara is daughter of Amrita Singh I think... hmm... Amrita was hot in Mard! so... I can't talk bad about these kids forget it. They are young they tried their best. Sara actually put everything in the role, but the presentation made it look lame.


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BULBBUL - 5 STARS. R. (DRAMA/ THRILLER / SUSPENSE)

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Director: Anvita Dutt
Writer: Anvita Dutt
Stars: Tripti Dimri, Rahul Bose, Avinash Tiwary

A movie like this comes once in a 'Red' moon. When red night shows up the Kaali is alive and kickin. This is not just a thriller, or a murder mystery or a horror movie. It is not just a statement against patriarchy, it is actually a statement against the unjust system called society. 
There are characters (The husband) that the system works for, he still can't find happiness, people with mental imbalance are powerful that they can't get help because system is designed to make them powerful even though they are in need of help (brother of husband) and obviously they are one and the same physically and in a twisted way ... mentally. There are vast majority the system does not work for but most of them accept it as the system they are born with, so what do they do? they work with it, manipulate it to have small meaningless wins (older / younger bahu). There are innocent people with good intentions who can't see anything bad in the system because it is working for them (The people who say - All lives matter not just Black!) unaware of their surroundings (like younger brother). The system is complete and it goes on and on, unless a witch shows up, or you can call it Durga or Kaali but ohh she is a bad ass. What if she says I don't like it and I don't give an F. Can you deal with her?


CHAMAN BAHAAR - 2.0 STARS. PG. (LOVE STORY?)

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Director: Apurva Dhar Badgaiyann
Writer: Apurva Dhar Badgaiyann
Stars: Jitendra Kumar, Ritika Badiani, Bhuvan Arora

I read somewhere this movie is a 'Kabir Singh' on budget. Can't fault with that review.
Movie held lot of promise, the actors are good - A small town has a youth leader and a youth businessman and then their is youth that have nothing better to do than run after one girl. Yes the entire village runs after this girl just because she is the out of towner who is 'Modern'. So 80s India. Everything goes well, except for our main character who has to deal with all these characters as well try his own fling at her. Somehow his angle does not go well, though it is the reality but it did not gel well. Not a bad concept, but could have been better.


AXONE - 3.0 STARS. PG. (DRAMA).

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Axone - Trailer

Director: Nicholas Kharkongor
Stars: Sayani Gupta, Lin Laishram, Jimpa Bhutia

North Eastern people in India are similar to Desi immigrants in America. We speak funny, but we actually are citizens. We have our customs that look weird, we are never thought of as if we 'belong'. But we sing the mainstream songs and actually are into American culture. Same is the story of these bunch of Manipuri people living in Delhi. All they want is to cook Axone (it is actually Akhun) a dish they want to cook for a wedding. A good story of being an outsider when you are not, but it does not entertain enough.


DOORDARSHAN - 1.5 STARS. G. (DRAMA)

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Doordarshan - Trailer

Director: Gagan Puri
Writer: Gagan Puri
Stars: Manu Rishi Chadha, Mahie Gill, Dolly Ahluwalia

The premise is that a grandma is in coma for 30 years and if she wakes up we need to make sure she thinks it is still the 90s and hence the title Doordarshan. The movie tries hard to pack jokes, but they are either insensitive or stupid. There are some good scenes and their are some great actors (Kids in the movie), but Grandma scenes suck. Done a little over the top. Should have stuck with just completely stupid slap stick comedy but tried to put a lot in it.


KAMYAAB - 4.0 STARS. G. (DRAMA)

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Kaamyaab- Trailer

Director: Hardik Mehta
Writers: Radhika Anand, Hardik Mehta
Stars: Sanjay Mishra, Deepak Dobriyal, Sarika Singh

A movie about side characters, also called character artists, have been tried many times. Generally it is a sob story of how they are never recognized and it becomes a drag. This Sanjay Mishra starrer avoids being that. Good job. It depicts ordinary life of this film character who had a few famous scenes that people know him by. He has a pretty real relationship with his daughter which is cute. He wants to do is 500th movie and in trying to get that role he loses it. Life can give you realization anytime during the coarse of it, when it hits you.... only you know that realization because it comes as clear as water. Sanjay Mishra does a good job finding his realization in the movie.


BHOOT PART 1 - 2.0 STARS. R. (HORROR)

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Bhoot Part one - Trailer

Director: Bhanu Pratap Singh
Writer: Bhanu Pratap Singh
Stars: Vicky Kaushal, Ashutosh Rana, Meher Vij

When I was searching for this movie's pic to cut and paste here, I found out there was a TV series of the same name and story in another language. The direction and presentation is pretty ordinary the only question we had was - Why would Vicky Kaushal want to do this? 
There is a ship that is haunted, and Vicky is the cop who needs to get the truth and in turn treats some of his own demons. The movie's story is not bad (obviously it was copied) but the presentation is not great.


CHOKED - 4.0 STARS. G. (THRILLER)

Choked Poster

Choked - Trailer

Director: Anurag Kashyap
Writer: Nihit Bhave
Stars: Saiyami Kher, Roshan Mathew, Amruta Subhash

Only disappointment was Anurag Kashyap directed it. So I will kepT expecting more and more. The movie plays in subtle tones and lives under the shadows. It seems like a harmlessly jarring true life of a middle class Mumbai lady. You almost feel like you are living in the congested confines of Mumbai with Saiyami Kher. She plays it perfectly. The camera angles and the way the movie is shot you feel the bored, stressed, drab and drag of her life. Then she starts finding bundles of money. Then demonetization happens. Things go out of control but the music or the camera angles or the life remains in similar ordinary ways. Movie holds one too many cards hidden to make it a 6th sense-ish ending revealing too many too late. But then you are left thinking about the movie for way longer than you would have. Well... after the movie you realize .. yea it was an Anurag Kashyap movie.




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GULABO SITABO - 4.0 STARS. G. (COMEDY)

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Gulabo Sitabo - Trailer

Director: Shoojit Sircar
Writer: Juhi Chaturvedi
Stars: Amitabh Bachchan, Ayushmann Khurrana, Vijay Raaz

If you think about it, from the first to the last scene nothing really happens in the movie. But if you think about it what needs to happen anyway? 
You get to know very unique characters ever to be shown in cinema, what else you need to know? Amitabh Bachhan packs a punch in this subtle comedy playing a खूसट कमीना बुद्धा . What a performance, his pauses of kameena pan are a delight. His smile and his fall every time he thinks of profit is legendary. Ayushman supports this comedy ably with his ponch and चिन्दी चोर attitude. Both have the same brain but different age and they both will do anything that needs to be done for their selfish motive to get the haveli they are fighting for. 
The biggest fallacy is that age does anything to a character of a human being. When judging others we keep bringing up age but that is just a number. He is a kid and look what he is doing, now replace that with any age.... he is a teen, adult, old person, whatever... it has no meaning. A person is a person, and if he is selfish then he is.

THE LIFT BOY - 3.75 STARS. G. (DRAMA)

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The Lift Boy - Trailer

Director: Jonathan Augustin
Writers: Jonathan Augustin, Ashish P. Verma
Stars: Moin Khan, Nyla Masood, Saagar Kale

The kid has talent, Moin plays a good Lift Boy. Dad is a Lift boy and does everything so the kid does not end up like him. An hospital visit for Dad forces the kid to take over as a Lift Boy. Things happe in lift including some beautiful life revelations for this kid. A pretty good low budget movie you can watch with low expectations.



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AARYA - Watch if dire need to kill time. 

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Aarya - Trailer

Creators: Ram Madhvani, Sandeep Modi
Stars: Sushmita Sen, Jagdish Rajpurohit, Manish Chaudhary

Sushmita Sen has a drag in her voice, that is too typical for an actor. She needs to work on it. She has a very typical way of saying things, that sometimes comes in the way of the narration. I am not sure if you will feel the same maybe it is me. This is the first TV series I am reviewing and I am not sure how to do it. I do not watch TV series as a principle, too much time needs to be invested and I don't want to give my time to a 12 hr movie! But COVID has made us do things that we never expected so here I am watching all sorts of TV series. I rate them harsher than the movies due to time investment, It asks you to waste your double digits hours instead of a couple.

Aarya lacks soul, it is wannabe great series but it is clearly trying too hard. It is not bad, obviously I finished it, I generally leave them after an episode, so it is watchable but it disappoints too. Let me state the biggest flaw - WHY would you take Chandrachur Singh if you did not need him? WHY? Till the last episode we couldn't get over the fact that Chandrachur Singh was brought in and then not used.

Story is about a business family who has lot of secrets and a gangster's drugs go missing creating a lot of problems for this rich business family. Everything falls on Aarya (Sushmita Sen) to navigate the business world and kids to safety. Can she do it? Actors don't rise above the script but stay with it doing a good job but nothing out of the ordinary. The kids were annoying and their angle was unnecessary and overdone. Teens are not just into sex and drugs. They can be just regular humans too. A white character doing Gita shloks in his music, teen making art on her walls adds to the wannabe part of the web series.



PANCHAYAT - MUST WATCH

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Panchayat - Trailer

Stars: Jitendra Kumar, Raghuvir Yadav, Chandan Roy

If you are old enough to remember Nukkad and Hum Log TV serials of 80s? It is from the similar treatment that Panchayat is born. I can't believe someone had the courage and imagination and skill to make it. A classic sit back relax and enjoy the ride TV series of yore. No American web series stress of complication, no shocking twists every minute or at end of each episode begging you to watch the next. No greed to compete with the last series. Just plain simple story of a city youth who is forced to do a job in Village Panchayat. Set up of a village could have a lot of pitfalls in narration like looking down or looking up on Village life etc... none of that. The characters are real and they remain in character from the first to last episode. Just pure gold.


PAATAL LOK - MUST WATCH

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Paatal Lok - Trailer

Creator: Sudip Sharma
Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Neeraj Kabi, Abhishek Banerjee

I heard this is a Anushka Sharma Production, it seems like whatever Anushka touches becomes awesome. I sometimes wonder what did she see in Virat? Uncouth foul mouthed superstar, she on the other hand is beacon of liberal values and pushing boundaries of liberal dialogue alive in a country like India in 2020!
The show follows a case that a cop has been given. Unlike other web series where the protagonist cops are cool and smart, our cop is a regular employee who is as real as a character from Panchayat. There are Lot of similarities to Khakee an awesome Bachchan movie where he plays a upright cop defeated by system who is looking for one case one last hurrah to make it all worth it. Paatal Lok develops each and every character, their are no cardboard cliche characters. All the criminals nabbed before they could complete mission of killing a high profile TV journalist have very real lives well developed and beautifully portrayed. So is the Journalist and his wife. There are some unforgettable scenes of how subtle racism affects everything, the way minorities are treated. 
Anyway this is a show that comes once in a blue moon and just mesmerizes you, don't expect a thriller or suspense though it has both but that is not what it is about. Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh has just knocked it out of the park with a brilliant portrayal of a frustrated Cop and his assistant Junior Cop albeit Muslim.