Monday, July 18, 2022

Lot of Typical Bollywood in Q2 2022 Hindi Movie Reviews

 

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JUGJUGG JEEYO: 3.5 Stars. G.



JugJugg Jeeyo - Trailer

Directed by: Raj Mehta

Starring: Neetu Kapoor, Anil Kapoor, Varun Dhawan, Kiara Advani

The Story - A typical Bollywood Movie but with some unexpected twists to it. A nice couple of love stories with plenty of drama. If you were missing one of those shaadi waali bollywood movies. This is the one for you. 

The Characters - Anil Kapoor is suddenly in every movie, he looks good and he was always a great actor and knows what it takes to elevate a 'bollywood masala movie'. He carries this film on his shoulders for good or the bad. Kiara is always good though she does look more comfortable in non glam scenes. Varun Dhawan is ok in the movie and probably a weak link.

The Verdict - Go watch it. Nothing like a good Bollywood masala, drama, emotion, comedy and dances. 


JAYESHBHAI JORDAAR: 4.0 Stars. PG13




Jayeshbhai Jordaar - Trailer

Directed by Divyang Thakkar

Starring: Ranveer Singh, Shalini Pandey, Ratna Pathak Shah, Boman Irani


The Story - Jayesh Bhai is no Jordaar, he can't speak a word against society or his Dad as he sees his daughters being killed in the womb. Until Jayeshbhai tries to be Jordaar, instead he whimpers hilariously through the movie trying to be Jordaar but he has his other daughter and some big burly men who could never get married to support him. 

The Characters - Ranveer is a great actor and a superstar and it speaks volumes of his confidence and how secure he is when he does films like this one. Shalini has a one dimension role, Ratna Pathak is annoyingly good supporting the patriarchal horror going on around her. Boman Irani is villanous comic who actually is good after a long time. 

The Verdict - A film with a low budget feel with a collossal star like Ranveer! A great movie staying within framework or a entertainer and strictly bollywood, and still manages to pack a hard Punch in your gut about what is casually done and accepted in India in name a culture. A great balancing act! 


RUNWAY 34: 1.0 Stars. (G)





Runway 34 - Trailer

Directed by Ajay Devgn

Starring: Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgn, Rakul Preet Singh, Boman Irani


The Story - A legendary Pilot lands a plane to safety under impossible odds, but still he has to undergo scrutiny of aviation authorities. Facts and drama in unearthed as Pilot fights the court room drama to save his career. 

The Characters - When you think Ajay Devgn cannot fall more, he digs a hole and falls some more. He is living in an era of chain smoking, putting on shades, and trying to look cool as if he is playing a 90s Hero. There is nothing like a pilot in that role. The moment it is a Ajay Devgn productions the movie is going to be bad, that is a sad fact. Amitabh at this age can sleep walk through a role and we should be fine with it. Boman is bad at playing a very typical airline boss. The only actor who is trying to put some effort is Rakul Preet Singh but she has a very confusing half baked role at her disposal. 

The Verdict - Horrible special effects. Everything looks fake in all Devgn movies, I don't know why. Maybe he has found a way to make super cheap movies which even when flop are hits like what Mithun Da did in 80s/90s. Don't watch it. 


BHOOL BHULAIYAA 2: 3.0 Stars. (PG)





Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2 - Trailer

Directed by Anees Bazmee

Starring: Tabu, Kartik Aaryan, Kiara Advani


The Story - It is second edition with Kartik Aryan replacing Akshay Kumar. A regular bhoot type movie with a comic touch. Story is about a bhoot trapped for years in a room of a haveli who is related to allt he characters of the family. The daughter returns with a boy friend and bhoot is out and the fun begins. 

The Characters - Kartik Aryan is a non-acting Star. He has same 'not taken a shower' shabby cool dude look in every movie no matter who he plays. He also does not know how to act. Kiara Advani is also nothing great in this one, obviously when you have old timers like Anees Bazmi still trying to make movies how much are they going to inspire people to act? Tabu obviously carries the film as far as she can but she also can't do it after a point. 

The Verdict - An insipid production which had to be made because the bhoot franchise makes money. So they will keep churning the same stuff till it is profitable. Bad comedy and slow pace keeps the movie strictly in mediocre category.


RRR: 4.0 Stars. G. 





RRR - Trailer

Director: S. S. Rajamouli

Starring: N. T. Rama Rao Jr., Ram Charan, Ajay Devgn, Alia Bhatt, Shriya Saran, Samuthirakani, Ray Stevenson, Alison Doody, Olivia Morris


The Story - A fantasy setup in real British rule of India. 2 superstars come together as best friends to defy the mighty British empire. Not much of a story it is just a lot of pyrotechnics and unbelievable creative scenes and stunts. What do you expect? It's a follow up to Baahubali. 

The Characters - From the looks of it, seems like NT Rama Rao and Ram Charan are 2 superstars in south and they are still running with the 80s superstar formula. As has been the case in most south Indian blockbusters the male superstars take the Oxygen out and there is not much room for any other character forget a presence of a female character. They still are relegated to some song and dance or someone who the great male actor decides to love. 

The Verdict - Though this blogger is not a fan of these big South Indian blockbuster movies, but I enjoyed this one. It has all the 'don'ts' of a south movie. Too much testosterone (Check). Over the top acting (Check) Over the top physics defying macho fighting (Check) Over the top dancing (Check) No intricacies in the plot (Check). BUT inspite of all the above the movie had an awesome pace, it declared itself an out and out fantasy from scene one. It had mind boggling CGI. What I was blown away with is - every scene was a creative genius! Every action scene and every over the top gimmick was a new one. Nothing was borrowed from anywhere else it was all fresh and new. Go Watch it. ohh.. you already did! 


JERSEY: 2.5 Stars. G. 





Jersey - Trailer

Director: Gowtam Tinnanuri

Starring: Shahid Kapoor, Mrunal Thakur, Pankaj Kapur


The Story - A struggling cricketer wants to play for India but he just can't get the 'Jersey' for India nor he can get an Indian Jersey for his son as he falls into depression. He wants to play cricket even when people want him to coach. After a lot of melodrama we find out the truth! But it's too late in every sense of the word. 

The Characters - We talked about how a Ranveer Singh is so secure that he can do a Jayeshbhai Jordaar, the opposite is Shahid Kapoor. He wants to play it safe, like Salman and others he wants to do only hit south movie remakes to make sure he gets a success. Also whenever real life relations play reel life it never works. Pankai Kapur and Shahid Kapur behave more like father-son with internal jokes than their actual characters should. Mrunal Thakur is wasted, and like all south Indian movies this one also somehow manages to point the blame to the only sane person in the movie. The wife! the female lead. Mrunal does her job very well but her role doesn't let her do much.

The Verdict - I blame it on Shyamalan! Damn you... since you gave us Sixth sense. All people do is keep us in the dark till the last scene and reveal that all we saw was a lie! Why! The movie hurtles around with this stupid cricketer not playing when in his prime and trying to play when his days are gone. Just irritates the heck out of you. Skip it.


THAR: 3.5 Stars. PG13.





Thar - Trailer

Director: Raj Singh Chaudhary

Starring: Anil Kapoor, Harshvardhan Kapoor, Fatima Sana Shaikh, Mukti Mohan


The Story - It's a hindi version of Wild Wild West. It is a pretty creative take, setup in a small town in Thar desert. A city kid comes looking for old artifacts and looks suspicious. The mystery thickens as brutal murders start popping up all over the town. An aging cop investigates with almost no force at his disposal. 

The Characters - Old timers know how much this blogger loves Harshvardhan Kapoor, but this time he fell flat in carrying this one. It is sad as this was a perfect movie to emote and take the movie to a different level but he decides to underplay to the point that he is blank. I think it was too much to ask out of him. Anil Kapoor on the other hand is enjoying his second stint in acting, he is great mouthing bad words, chatting it up with his out of shape buddy, planning retirement with his wife and trying not to die. Fatima Shaikh is ok and does not have much to do. 

The Verdict - It could have would have but is not. Awesome plot and great script but the pace is slow and things just don't happen quickly. I so hope it was just somehow a little more entertaining. Not a bad product. If you want to see something you haven't seen in Hindi movie, watch it. 


GANGUBAI KATHIAWADI: 3.5 Stars. R




Gangubai Kathiawadi - Trailer

Directed by: Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Starring: Alia Bhatt, Shantanu Maheshwari, Vijay Raaz, Indira Tiwari, Seema Pahwa


The Story - A typical story about the rise of a prostitute as a political power, supposedly based on a real life person called Gangubai. She started as a teen and ended up ruling the red light area and hob nobbed with politicians trying to make life better for victims. 

The Characters - It's an out and out Alia Bhatt movie. A subdued Sanjay leela Bhansali movie, which probably is a good thing. This is Alia's 'Agneepath', one liners and stylish acting all together in a wafer thin plot. Alia throws her best punch at it and comes up with a great performance. 

The Verdict: Its a grand movie, with good music. The pace ebbs and flows but it does the job. If you are Alia's a fan watch it!


PUSHPA: 2.5 Stars. PG





Pushpa - Trailer

Directed by Sukumar

Starring: Allu Arjun, Fahadh Faasil, Rashmika Mandanna


The Story - Another typical south Indian blockbuster with the hero being a HERO. One man show. The story of a great Pushpa with all the style possible. A low level guy rises from the ashes to become a big black wood smuggler. Nothing complicated about the story. 

The Characters - Allu Arjun is Pushpa and Pushpa is Allu. He is Bachchan of 80s, and Rajni of 90s. He will have mannerisms that people will copy. All the one liners are delivered with a punch etc etc. There is no room for any other soul to exist in the movie. I am too old to enjoy this old wine in new bottle but probably people did love it. Samantha has an Item number in it, and I am like why would such a bundle of talent do an item number? Then I went to one of my cricket team's party and all they put on was ... o Antava Mava .... all day long. So I guess the decision was the right one. 

The Verdict - How much testosterone is too too much testosterone? That's the question. Why are these south Indian potboilers hell bent on taking us back to era of one man army with no room for others. Women as item numbers and villain supporting the one liners of our hero. Same stuff from 80s put together again with a new actor. I would skip it, it is long and endless sequence of the same thing. 


ANEK: 4.5 Stars. PG13




Anek - Trailer

Directed by: Anubhav Sinha

Starring: Ayushmann Khurrana, Andrea Kevichüsa, Manoj Pahwa, Kumud Mishra, J.D. Chakravarthy


The Story - aNEk is a story about insurgency in North East. A spy is in thick of it and may or may not have a major breakthrough in ending the insurgency. All this is regular stuff for all insurgencies, when like Arjun in Mahabharata, the Spy starts having doubts what the whole thing is and what this is all about!

The Characters - Ayushman is a favorite of Anubhav Sinha and he again delivers with a nice controlled performance. The Star and My Hero is the Director Mr Anubhav Sinha. I can sum up the entire movie in 4 words - I love you, Anubhav! He is easily my favorite Director of this era. The Girl does not fit as a aspiring Boxer at all but then that's a small compromise for a movie that is a thesis on all insurgencies. 

The Verdict - Just like Article 15 and Thappad, Anubhav makes you sit up and think. This is a deep dive into all the troubled areas of the world. The only thing that is sure is - People are hurting. (Lekin logon ka kya sir?) rest all pieces are doing what they want to do. Governments generally are short sighted and trying to Quell and appease, the opposition is always divided into people who have different ways to attack the government and on and on it goes. The dialogues are just great! Especially - what is peace! Awesome discussion about Peace. Watch it, if you want to learn something. 


HEROPANTI 2: 1.0 Stars. G. 





Heropanti 2 - Trailer

Directed by: Ahmed Khan

Starring: Tiger Shroff, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Tara Sutaria


The Story - I don't know. Tiger is a software geek? then he hacks into various systems for the Villain Nawazzuddin because he is brother of his Girl friend? Whatever who cares! The movie has some action scenes and yea... I think I forwarded most of it.

The Characters - I don't like to trash people, but come on Tara please don't sign for these movies and don't act like you have no clue. Nawazuddin tries to play the Joker as a villain. Tiger needs to find better projects to be part of. He is a star and he can be an Okay actor, if he gets a good director. Come on guys!

The Verdict - umm... I watched it, so you don't have to!



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INDIA SWEET AND SPICES: 4.0 Stars. G





India Sweet and Spices - Trailer

Directed by: Geeta Malik

Starring: Sophia Ali, Manisha Koirala, Rish Shah, Adil Hussain


The Story - Set in US immigrant community of rich successful Indians. Story of a family's internal struggles and growing and learnings from their past and present. It is a typical cross over immigrant movie the kind that exploded a few years ago but are now seen only once in a while. 

The Characters - I being an immigrant and relatively living in similar life styles enjoyed it thoroughly. A little over the top depiction of the Uncle and Aunties was necessary to bring the comic side of it. How Indians are so typical competitive and jealous but still want to hang out with each other. How kids hate it but still want the rich lifestyle that they gamely hang around. How no matter what generation you are - you are lying to yourself. Manisha does a great job of acting, actually I was surprised at her acting skills! Sophia was pretty good too and carried the movie with effortless ease. 

The Verdict - I laughed out loud at many scenes only because I know I have seen Uncle and Aunty like me do it. It's a great one if you don't judge it too much. A good small budget time pass.


TOOLSIDAS JUNIOR: 4 Stars. G. 





Toolsidas Junior - Trailer

Director: Mridul Mahendra Toolsidas

Starring: Sanjay Dutt, Rajiv Kapoor, Dalip Tahil, Varun Buddhadev


The Story - A Dad is a great snooker player, but he is also an addict. He loves his son and son loves his dad but the alcohol spoils all the fun. Son decides to carry on the legacy of snooker and wants to beat his dad's nemesis. 

The Characters - There are many known names like Sanjay Dutt and Rajiv Kapoor but the show is stolen by the big brother of Toolsidas Jr. The scheming big brother has outrageous schemes to make his younger brother a star so he can manage his funds. The young Toolsidas is also a pretty good actor himself. Sanjay Dutt fits the role and brings a uniqueness to it that helps the movie. Dalid Tahil is awesome as a villain, it still makes me crack when I think of his first dialogue to journalist. I win! that's the answer to all your questions! Hilarious. 

The Verdict - An awesome family entertainer. The kids are awesome, the brotherly love is cute. What else you want in a movie? Kid has an adventure of his lifetime and you feel good watching a cute movie.


MINNAL MURALI: 4.5 Stars. G 





Minnal Murali - Trailer

Directed by Basil Joseph

Starring Tovino Thomas, Guru Somasundaram


The Story - A super hero movie seeped in indian-ness. A beautiful story of a bizarre incident that affected 2 people in different ways. Heroes and villains are formed. The village in unaware of it but slowly the affected understand. How will they use their powers? How should they use their powers. A super Hero in a lungi, perfect recipe for a great movie. Malayalam movies are definitely a cut above the rest it seems.

The Characters - Tovino and Guru are great actors! They put life into these characters. Bring so much honesty to their characters great jugal-bandi between the two. The entire movie revolves around these 2 and they take us for a great ride. 

The Verdict - Probably the best super Hero movie ever made in India. It is creative, it is Indian and it is 100% authentic. Whoever thought of it and then whoever implemented the setup in a village, they are genius. 


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HOUSE OF SECRETS - The Burari Deaths: Limited Series: 4.0 Stars. R. 




House of Secrets - Trailer

Genre True crime docuseries

Created by: Leena Yadav, Anubhav Chopra

Director: Leena Yadav, Anubhav Chopra


The Story - A true story in a docuseries. 11 bodies were found from a home in a crowded Indian town. A lot of gossip and drama happened. Media is never helping and relatives are twisting their own tale. Cops actually can do a good job if you let them as they solve the mystery. 

The Characters - It is a documentary that has all the family clearly defined and hierarchy presented. Horrific tragedy and the more you think the more absurd and unfortunate it looks. 

The Verdict - One of the better documentaries I have seen, Though I avoid documentaries. But I will give it a green. 


Friday, April 29, 2022

Q1 2022 - Great Female Led Movies this Quarter.

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BACHCHHAN PAANDEY - 3.0 Stars. (G)




Bachchhan Pandey - Trailer

Director: Farhad Samji

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Kriti Sanon, Jacqueline Fernandez, Arshad Warsi, Pankaj Tripathi

हर एक शख्स की ज़िन्दगी मे मिड लाइफ क्राइसिस होता है. हमारे अक्षय के साथ भी हो रहा है. हर करतब लगा रहें हैं बुढ़ापे में. ना हो पायेगा लेकिन फिर भी, कभी कभी अक्षय के दिल में ख्याल आता है.

Kriti can make any movie a good movie, Akshay tries his best to try all sorts of get up to hide his age and look cool. Surprisingly being a very mainstream cinema it doesn't have an elongated forced romance between protagonists. Though they did have a forced elongated flashback which was not necessary at all. Cut the damn time on the movie man... you don't have to make a 150 minute movie! 

Anyway not a bad movie especially if you look at it through the lens of popular cinema, it has a good story and has a pretty ok pace and is pretty light and comic in narration. Movie is about a director wanting to make a movie on life and times of a under world Don. 


DASVI - 3.5 Stars. (G)




Dasvi - Trailer

Director: Tushar Jalota

Starring: Abhishek Bachchan, Yami Gautam, Nimrat Kaur

एक समय था की सादगी से भरी हलकी फुलकी सिनेमा जिसमे एक छोटी सी सीख भी होती थी. इस सिनेमा के मास्टर थे हृषिकेश मुख़र्जी साहब। दसवीं वैसे ही मूवी बनाने का एक प्रयास है. 

Abhishek may not get the accent right like how Yami can but both did work well in this cute sweet movie which will leave you in a simple minded happiness. Nimrat has done a great job in a role that overshadows others. 

Movie is about a egotistical uneducated Politician who has to go to Jail for a few days. He meets the Jailer in Yami who won't take No for an answer. 


SHARMAJI NAMKEEN - 3.5 Stars. (G)




Sharmaji Namkeen - Trailer

Director: Hitesh Bhatia

Starring: Rishi Kapoor, Paresh Rawal, Suhail Nayyar, Isha Talwar, Sulagna Panigrahi

ऋषि कपूर साहब की आखरी मूवी पूरी करि परेश रावल साहब ने ऋषि कपूर का किरदार खेल के. 

Rishi Kapoor shot a few scenes but then could not complete the movie as he passed away. So we get Paresh Rawal in scenes and Rishi in others. Surprisingly not much changes in narration of the story, obviously Paresh is not Rishi Kapoor so the cuteness of the bumbly uncle that Rishi plays can't be done by Paresh but at least we have a good movie on hand. 

A forced retirement makes the world collapse for almost all of us, your kids and society want you to behave a certain way in retirement but what if you don't want to sit in a park feeding birds? Rishi does a great job of playing the character who is looking for a new life. No one can play that character like him. Juhi makes a come back for Rishi and both of them make a great duo one last time. 

83 - 3.75 (G)





83 - Trailer

Directed by Kabir Khan

Starring: Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone, Jiiva, Pankaj Tripathi

कपिल देव डा जवाब नहीं. 

What an actor this guy Ranveer Singh has turned out to be. I forgot I am not watching Kapil Dev. Other supporting cast was not much to write about except the guy who plays Gavaskar, he brings a cool airs about him for being a batsman above the rest and still struggling for form. 

The movie is refreshingly simple and good. I expected this to be another - Bharat Mata Ki Jai kind of jingoistic self proclamation of greatness that borders on insanity as the present India likes to see itself. Instead this movie was almost a documentary showing how things unfolded and how much of an underdog Indian team was in 1983 when they won the World Cup. Good one to watch. 


BADHAAI DO - 4.0 Stars. (PG)




Badhaai Do - Trailer

Director: Harshavardhan Kulkarni

Starring: Rajkummar Rao, Bhumi Pednekar, Sheeba Chaddha, Chum Darang

अगर आपके ज़हन में ये ख्याल उठता है की भाई ये गे लोग का किंग आउट ऑफ़ थे क्लोसेट इतनी बड़ी बात क्यों होती है.

Rajkummar Rao is back with a bang, he was not at his peak form in a few movies. Even though this movie also is formulaic of the middle class setup he has mastered, but this time it had enough twists and turns for Rajkummar to navigate that he was motivated to do a great job. Bhumi gave him good support but Chum Darang was the star that made this movie special. She has a refreshing cuteness that she brings to this entire middle class comic tragedy. 

Movie is about a couple who have their own reasons to marry with each other - to get the family off their back. Obviously if you try to out smart society it will create situations. The ending is great, the last scene between Rajkummar and Bhumi on the phone was perfectly done and both of them knocked it out of the park. Watch it. 

GEHRAIYAAN - 4.0 Stars. (R)




Gehraiyaan - Trailer

Director: Shakun Batra

Starring: Deepika Padukone, Siddhant Chaturvedi, Ananya Panday, Dhairya Karwa

इतनी गहराइयाँ हैं संबंधों में की आग का दरिया है और डूब के जाना है. 

Not a simple movie, not for the weak at heart. This is some real stuff going on. Deepika probably gave her best performance, how we used to call these role non-glamorous roles. Now it is is called an actor doing a role. Hats off to her, she was on a different plane in this one. Siddhant did not have it going but then his character was a difficult one and a little under developed. Ananya is one of the most improved actors today, and we could not have called her an actor few years ago. 

2 Cousin sisters have their relationships tangled. The Boy Friends have their own problems going, the problems are real and genuine and everything in the movie happens in a very real way, none of it looks like a movie. When you think now you know what kind of movie this is, it will surprise you with a real ugly life slap. AND it has good music. Watch it. 


LOOOP LAPETA - 4.5 Stars. (PG)





Looop Lapeta - Trailer

Director: Aakash Bhatia

Starring Taapsee Pannu, Tahir Raj Bhasin

सोचो समझो परखो नहीं हुआ? कोई नहीं फिर सोचो समझो परखो!

Do you see a pattern here? Taapsee again features the lead role in another great movie! The female leads just are better and have better movies. Why is it? It's not because women are better at acting, it's because they put in a lot more effort on getting movies that are creative and something new. Also they don't get a bunch of filth that needs to be done in name of big bollywood cinema that their counterparts male actors get. Tahir Bhasin is a perfect foil in this and aligns and sometimes overshadows Taapsee. 

Movie is the genre that we have seen often now. A person stuck in a time warp tries to get out of it with a desirable result. The treatment of the movie is so fresh, I love it. The director has taken it in a comic angle and the characters sometimes are right out of a comic specially the sons of the jewelry store guy. repeating same 'pachaas lakh' every time also adds to the perfect comic narration of the movie. 

CHANDIGARH KARE AASHIQUI - 3.5 Stars. (PG13)





Chandigarh kare aashiqui - Trailer

Director: Abhishek Kapoor

Starring: Ayushmann Khurrana, Vaani Kapoor

अगर आपके ज़हन में ये सवाल उठता है की भाई ये ट्रांसजेंडर है क्या? 

Another LGBTQ movie. Ayushman's movies always are with a message, he gets into the character very well but the character of a macho body builder in itself is very caricatured. It could have been done better but I guess they had to show how extreme testosterone driven Macho guy he is to bring the discussion on transgender alive. 

The movie is very informative and still pretty engaging. The star of the show is Vani Kapoor, easily her best work till date. This blog declares her an actor a big honor that she will never know about. She plays this stubborn but delicate, freedom loving but bogged down by society person who is trying to survive but on her own terms. 



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JALSA - 4.5 Stars. (R)





Jalsa - Trailer

Director: Suresh Triveni

Starring: Vidya Balan, Shefali Shah, Rohini Hattangadi

दो उम्दा कलाकारों ने दिया इतना स्ट्रेस की हो गया दिमाग का दही. 

Vidya Balan and Shefali played a Jugalbandi of stress and pain that only greats who have honed their craft to perfection can. This was a 'Shakti' of Bachchan and Dilip Kumar, that was pain and sorrow this is Pain and stress. Very well done. 

Movie is about a hit and run case that hits very close to home. The natural reactions during a hit and run and the trauma a mind can go through both ways, the victim and the perpetrator both are at similar juncture both need answers and both are in pain, one is a sorrowful angry pain and the other is stressful guilty pain. 



A THURSDAY - 3.5 Stars. (PG)




A Thursday - Trailer

Director: Behzad Khambata

Starring: Yami Gautam, Atul Kulkarni, Neha Dhupia, Dimple Kapadia, Karanvir Sharma

मंगलवार हो या बुधवार एक अच्छा कटाक्ष मारने के लिए सब दिन बराबर हैं. 

A female protagonist at the helm guarantees the movie cannot be an old school garbage or a really bad movie. Yami puts her best in the movie with Dimple and Neha are pro at their craft. Atul Kulkarni has a pretty significant role and he always does well no matter where you slot him. 

A teacher runs a day care kind of facility from home but suddenly turns into a kidnapper. Why, how, what? Good one to watch, I will allow you to forward a little in the first half. 


KAUN PRAVIN TAMBE - 3.5 Stars. (G)




Kaun Pravin Tambe - Trailer

Director: Jaiprad Desai.

Starring: Shreyas Talpade, Ashish Vidyarthi, Parambrata Chatterjee, Anjali Patil

हार या जीत नफा या नुक्सान क्रिकेट का कीड़ा एक बार लग गया तो बुझाये न बने 

Shreyas does a good job of being this lower middle class Mumbai guy who is obsessed with cricket. Very under rated star but this one was a good performance by him.

The movie is on life and times of one Pravin Tambe who was never a successful cricketer but kept on playing hoping to play Ranji one day. But he was cast as too old and low in skills, but he was very high on perseverance. 



COBALT BLUE - 0 Stars. (PG13)





Cobalt Blue - Trailer

Director: Sachin Kundalkar

Starring: Prateik Babbar, Neelay Mehendale, Anjali Sivaraman

भाई इतनी आर्ट इतनी आर्ट की समझ ही नहीं आयी 


 An LGBTQ movie that was also a bouncer. Too much of an Art movie, I could see the Cobalt blue shade all over the movie wherever Prateik Babbar ventures but I was lost what the heck is going on. Way way beyond me, or maybe I was just tired. 



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ARANYAK - 3.0 Stars. (PG)




Aranyak - Trailer

Director: Vinay Waikul

Starring: Raveena Tandon, Parambrata Chatterjee, Ashutosh Rana, Taneesha Joshi, Anna Ador, Zakir Hussain, Meghna Malik

कौन है जो मार के टांग रहा है आदमी है या जानवर या दोनों. 

Raveena our yesteryear heartthrob returns as a Mommy and an inspector. She does a pretty good job with what she gets. The haryanvi dialect did not come natural to her but it was well done. Parambrata was too one dimensional. Ashutosh Rana doing his crazy uncle role was annoying. Taneesha was easily the best as Raveena's daughter, what an actor. 

The TV series is about a small town serial killer murder mystery that has our suspicion from an man-animal to every innocent dude in town. If you got not much to do you can skip watch this easy going easily understood whodunnit. 


BEST SELLER - 3.5 Stars. (PG)


Best Seller - Trailer

Starring: Arjan Bajwa, Shruti Haasan, Mithun, Gauhar Khan.

किताब लिखते लिखते खून कर दिया या खून कर के किताब लिख दी 


Shruti Haasan has come a long way, she carries this series all by herself and does a great job. Gauhar Khan is another actor who is awesome to watch in her complicated role. Others including Mithun lend good support. Mithun needs to tone down and get back to being an actor he can be and please stop using that bad wig. I am sure there are better ones out there. 

Story is pretty complicated and full of twists and turns. A best selling writer writes one book and then is in a funk and can't get a second book published. Why did the first one become such a big hit? Was it his? Did he steal ideas? Then there is complicated relationship with his wife and his new fan. Wife has his own fan waiting in the wings. Plot thickens but never becomes over cumbersome. A good TV series to watch. 


HUMAN - 2.5 Stars. (PG13)





Human - Trailer

Starring: Shefali Shah, Kirti Kulhari, Vishal Jethwa

कुछ भी हो जाए दवाई तो बना के छोड़ेंगे 


We have discussed Shefali 'great' Shah enough, Kriti Kulhari is another amazing actor but this show was Mr Vishal Jethwa's show. What an actor, the Bhopal accent the lower class attitude the confusion and the frustration all done with so much skill, Vishal rocks. 

Show is about Drug trials by big companies and the misuse of human subjects etc. Too heavy a subject to digest. Very gross at times, they show too much of body cutting and medical stuff. One sided villains and victims also make it difficult to watch. Overall the actors do try their best to pull this drab into relevance but it has to be skipped and fast forwarded to not waste your time. 


Friday, January 14, 2022

Top 10 Hindi Movies of 2021

 

1. PAGGLAIT

What I remember - Few months old marriage has ended with death of husband, and that is the least of the problem for everyone including the bride. Awesome setup of how death is an event in everyone's life just like marriage or any other festival. 

FROM THE FILES - 

PAGGLAIT - 5 Stars. (PG13) 







Director - Umesh Bist

Stars - Sanya Malhotra, Sayani Gupta, Sheeba Chaddha

Pagglait - Trailer

What a movie! Love it. How many stories can you tell within a simple sombre 12 days after a death? Answer is hundreds. Sanya gets a great movie to anchor, the movie revolves around how she loses her husband within 5 months of marriage and how the entire world crashes.... or does it? 

The funny thing about the world is Death is not the finale, it is just part of the fabric of life. Death happens and like any other twist in life, like winning a lottery, changing where you live, or any other major event; death also throws a few twist for every character that is left on earth to deal with this new reality. A few are grieving, a few are hurting, a few are scheming, a few are trying new ways to survive and our main character Sanya is trying to find herself first time in her life! 


2. BOMBAY ROSE

What I remember - Is it a painting? Is it a poetry? Is it a movie? Is it a cartoon? I don't know but I have never seen something like this. Every frame has so many things packed and then it also tugs at your heart. 

FROM THE FILES - 

BOMBAY ROSE - 5 Stars. (G)




Director - Gitanjali Rao

Stars - Cyli Khare, Amit Deondi, Gargi Shitole

Bombay Rose - Trailer

How do you rate a movie that has no reference? I have seen nothing like this before! Did you see how many artists were involved in painting this masterpiece? Wait and see the credits at the end. Haunting and beautiful music plays in the background, the story unfolds with each screen shot like a painting. The movie shifting between desires of the mind vs the reality as it shifts from olden times to reality! Just a work of genius that I feel very small to even talk about. You need to relax, sit back and enjoy this ride. Don't expect things to happen, just enjoy paintings after painting unfurl in front of you. Notice the details the beauty and ahh... the music. The movie covers a lot of things from a poor girl's struggles of raising a family by herself, to a beautiful inter religion love story, to friendship and empathy. Gitanjali Rao... you are a genius. 


3. SKATER GIRL

What I remember - The face of the skater girl, her face suppressing everything in it. But these wishes of living a life keep coming to her. The village, the kids, the skates and their freedom. 

FROM THE FILES - 

SKATER GIRL : 5 Stars. Drama. 









Skater Girl - Trailer

Directed by - Manjari Makijany

Starring - Rachel Sanchita Gupta, Shafin Patel, Amrit Maghera, Jonathan Readwin, Waheeda Rehman

This is one of those emotional decisions I make because it is my blog. I give a movie 5 Stars and people come back and say what was so special!  I have to be true to my senses, when a movie makes me choke up and I can't talk for hours and then I sleep thinking about the movie I got to give it a 5. It makes me think of my Mom's efforts to bring freedom and confidence to people who don't have food on the table. The movie has many cringes, like typical foreigners coming to a village to find themselves and fix the village. But if you keep clear of those things and focus on the Brother and sister relationship and the skate board in their lives, you will cry out of happiness. If you look at the life of a girl and her small steps to do what she wants, her cute little love story and to top it all, great acting from all the characters involved, you will see what I saw. 


4. ZINDAGI IN SHORT

What I remember - All those stories are just amazing, I feel happy when I see they make movies, I mean they make these movies. 

FROM THE FILES - 

ZINDAGI IN SHORT - 4.5 Stars. (PG13)





Directors - Vinay Chhawal, Tahira Kashyap, Vijayeta Kumar

Stars - Aisha Ahmed, Akash Dabas, Deepak Dobriyal

Zindagi In Short - Trailer

How many good films can we take in a quarter? Another masterpiece with 7 fabulous stories. I think 4 of them were just awesome presentations that were a knock out of the park. The creativity in these stories, the freshness in direction and boldness in presentation is just something we wouldn't have believed a decade ago. If you want to watch a few go with Chhajju ke dahi bhalle, Pinni, Nano sa Phobia, and Sleeping partner. All have a completely different aspect of Zindagi and a fresh treatment that you will enjoy.


5. RAM PRASAD KI TEHRVI

What I remember - Similar genre as Pagglait but very different set up. Ram Prasad has died and now it is time for life to show case through death what it is all about. The mom telling "Nth" time the same story on how he died, is classic. Everyone goes to these things and wants to hear fresh story again, death is just another time pass in the end. 

FROM THE FILES - 

RAM PRASAD KI TEHRVI - 4.5 Stars. (PG)









Director - Seema Bhargava

Stars - Supriya Pathak, Konkona Sen Sharma, Parambrata Chattopad

Ram Prasad Ki Tehrvi- Trailer

Another masterpiece weaved around a death. Similar to 'Pagglait' in genre and treatment but different in content and presentation. Ram Prasad dies and life takes a turn for everyone associated with him. Ram Prasad's sons and their wives have things to fix. There are neighbors, brothers and sisters and everyone has some agenda. Very well done, Death is not a sad affair at all, that's a Human facade because every human thinks how sad it will be when he/she passes away, but otherwise it is all down to business of ..... Life. The movie is never sad, it is funny, dramatic and entertaining all because of true depiction of society. Watch it!


6. CHHORII

What I remember - The best horror movie in recent times, take the bad horror that exists in bollywood and makes into something watchable. The kids running around is scary!

FROM THE FILES - 

CHHORII - 4.5 Stars. (R)

Director - Vishal Furia

Stars - Nushrratt Bharuccha, Mita Vashisht, Saurabh Goyal

Chhorii - Trailer

Horror as a Genre has been pretty ordinary in Hindi Movies.... UNTIL NOW. Here comes chhorii!! What a movie, the horror as genre was transformed by a movie called Stree few years back when they turned it into a Horror-Comedy. In this movie horror remains Horror but they take horror out of just the bhoot and spirits level .. or did they? Maybe it's all their but the treatment is dark and better. Nushratt Bharucha does a great job of being this city girl who is trapped in this small village home that is possessed... or is it? Horror through kids is a different level of horror and when you do not use flying spirits who are picking people in mid air type of gimmicks it becomes more real. The movie is about a couple who need to run from loan sharks to a small village where they get trapped in a house that is ... lets say .. weird. Go Watch it. 


7. SIR

What I remember - A love story between a maid and educated NRI type guy. Is it even possible? What are we looking in a partner? Are we that different as people? What about society? Aren't we the society?

FROM THE FILES - 

SIR - 4.5 Stars. (PG)








Director - Rohena Gera

Starring - Tillotama Shome, Vivek Gomber

Sir - Trailer

India is booming with these new generation of writers and directors spoiling us with these masterpieces, slicing dicing life like we have never seen before in Hindi movies, what's not to love? Just be happy and enjoy them one treat at a time. 

The movie is a complex tale of a house help and a US return 'upper middle class' guy who is struggling to fit into his role in society. The confusion boils over the well barricaded barriers created by society for 5000 years. What follows is a beautiful presentation on how far can a flight of fancy actually fly. 


8. AK Vs AK 

What I remember - Whacky and weird that only Anurag Kashyap can be. Mashing real life and reel life into one. At times it is so real it disturbs, sometimes its funny. Still remember Anil Kapoor's son stealing the show with his one hilarious take on himself.

FROM THE FILES - 

AK Vs AK - 4.5Stars. (R)




Director - Vikramaditya Motwane

Stars - Anil Kapoor, Anurag Kashyap, Sonam Kapoor

AK Vs AK


Technically it was a movie from last year, but I forgot to cover it. This is not a movie you don't write about, that's blasphemy. The GOAT of originality and creativity Mr Anurag Kashyap is at the helm himself (Actually it is Vikramaditya Motwane, but I still credit AK). Just like the movie 'Bombay Rose', you don't have a reference to deal with this movie. It is so new that it's review should happen in 'Nature' magazine. It is reality mixed with role-play mixed with real things but in a tightly bound story. It did not make sense... right? Yea.. that's the point. 

For good 30 minutes you are disturbed by what you are watching. Actually I remained disturbed even after the movie was over. The movie is about real Anurag Kashyap who goes crazy against real Anil Kapoor in a fictitious fight for supremacy with all the real life characters from their lives. Anil Kapoor actually gives a great performance at (whatever zillion years) this age he is at and still refuses to age. Again disturbingly Anurag Kashyap tells him how he will give a performance of his life because in reality he is looking for his real daughter Sonam Kapoor who allegedly has been kidnapped. Unexpectedly the entire show is stolen by a gem of an actor called 'Harshvardhan Kapoor' his cameo is hilarious. Only weak link probably is Anurag Kashyap the actor but without him the movie cannot be. 


9. ANKAHI KAHANIYA

What I remember - Lonely is a crowded city and loving a mannequin, 80s love story around a movie theater, and some more. Again, I love these ankahi kahaniya and in general these short story format where you give Directors to go make a short on a lose subject like - Ankahi.

FROM THE FILES - 

ANKAHI KAHANIYA : 4.5 STARS. MA. 









Ankahi kahaniya - Trailer

Directed by - Abhishek Chaubey, Saket Chaudhary, Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari

Starring - Abhishek Banerjee, Rinku Rajguru, Delzad Hiwale, Kunal Kapoor, Zoya Hussain, Nikhil Dwivedi, Palomi Ghosh

Great talent creating poetry. The 3 top directors picking some good actors and going off into making 'ankahi kahaniya', I wonder do they always come up with a title first and then go about making movies? Do writers write thinking, ok let me write a 'ankahi kahani'? A story not told yet! How difficult is that! I feel too little to even take a stab at critiquing these great people doing this great work. But hey! that's what I do in this blog. Good thing is they don't know they are being reviewed by me. 

3 stories, unique in their own way and vastly different are presented to you. Each is a marvel and makes you enthralled and pause; make you Happy and Sad. All 3 are wholesome entertainers, beautifully done. Immigrant workers working day in day out in shops in mumbai, the loneliness of the job makes him look for a partner. In a billion people it is not easy to find someone when you had no training or time to figure how to deal with this problem. Then someone shows up in your life, does it matter if the person is alive? You need someone ... who cares who it is. Second story is about cheating husband, and how to punish him. Do you want to follow the trail and get to the bottom of it? Is it possible you may find your own story while travelling that path? Third story is probably the saddest and more heart wrenching than the rest, young love blooms in 80s single cinema theaters, in the crowded world, glances and few actions are all that can convey love and acceptance. The love story is all about just a few movements, but how do you go beyond that? 


10. SHAADISTHAN

What I remember - The mom of the girl who is oppressed putting forth her arguments against the modern liberal girl who doesn't approve her ways. Nicely done movie. 

FROM THE FILES - 

SHAADISTHAN - 4.5 Stars. (PG13)

Shaadisthan - Trailer

Director - Raj Singh Chaudhary

Stars - Nivedita Bhattacharya, Sanjay Dadhich, Kirti Kulhari

Look, I don't like movies which are filled with 'right wing talking points' conversely I love movies when a movie talks against the old school systems of society or in other words filled with 'left wing talking points'. O well... I am jus human. I like confirming my own biases. The movie unabashedly punches the old school society which revolves around 'shaadi', a girl's life is all about shaadi. How to get over with 'the problem' that the girl is, by getting her married off. There is no other reason for her birth. Thinking of it, actually even a guy's life is all about what career he can get to, and how much money can he make for his parents and family. If he can't do it, he is not treated that well either. 

The movie is about this girl who has fought and lost against an overbearing society that has parents in it's grip until she meets this group of young musicians who have formed a band and are taking her family with them in their van to a wedding. Kirti Kulhari is a good actor and she fits the role of a single girl musician in a band who cares less about traditions. As I said the movie is a little harsh on the 'shaadisthan society' but there are a few good scenes between girl's Mom and Kirti that defines the message of this enterprise. Overall if you have hated traditions you will love it, because it preaches the choir. 


OTHER NOTABLES - 

11. WHITE TIGER

12. HASEEN DILRUBA

13. WEDDING GUEST

14. AHAAN

15. SHERSHAAH