Sunday, January 8, 2023

Top 10 Hindi (Bollywood) Movies of 2022

1. MONICA O MY DARLING

What I remember - Just watched it. The first and Only 5 Starrer of the year. Fun thriller that won't disappoint. 

FROM THE FILES - 

MONICA O MY DARLING - 5 Stars. PG. 






Directed by - Vasan Bala

Starring - Rajkummar Rao, Radhika Apte, Huma Qureshi

Monica O My Darling - Trailer

The Story - A warning - Do not watch the trailer. As I have been saying off and on. Don't watch trailers of any movie. Now to the story. It's what you dream for a thriller to be. Witty, funny, confusing, straight forward, simple. A guy has everything going for him, he is smart and recognized by the owner of a conglomerate, the owner's daughter loves him. He has it all and then things go south. He is trying to balance things but a murder gets the Police involved and things get more complex.

The Characters - If you are a Rajkummar Rao fan you probably already watched it. He is back. Well, he never went anywhere but this is what he excels at. This is exactly what he does the best. 

There is a certain pitch that you want to see Surya Kumar Yadav to Bat 

and 

There is a certain movie you want Rajkummar Rao to Act. 

अरे ये तो राइम हो गया. The there is the great and gorgeous Huma Qureshi, another role perfectly chosen, the secretary the entire movie revolves around. Last but not the least Ms Radhika Apte is back. We got over exposed to her. After a break she comes back with a bang. What a rendition of a cop role. The annoying intelligent scary weird Cop she is. I have not seen a better cop. 

The Verdict - After a long time I am giving a movie a 5 Star. I am a little worried. I need to stop being hesitant and offer a 4.5 star when movies are entertaining me out and out. The movie has no flaws a nice taut script and awesome actors, good comic relief sputtered in. The best part is it's no gimmick movie. None of the 'we tricked the audience due to some stupid sci-fi bullshit'. Straight forward daily world getting tangled is way better than the artificial twists in the brain. Obviously you watched it, if not take off from work and watch it.  



2. GOVINDA NAAM MERA

What I remember - Pretty fresh in my mind. The side actors stand out, the out and out whacky acting of some of the sidy characters was hilarious. 

FROM THE FILES - 

GOVINDA NAAM MERA: 4.5 Stars. PG. 






Director - Shashank Khaitan

Stars - Kiara Advani, Vicky Kaushal, Bhumi Pednekar

Govinda Naam Mera - Trailer

The Story - Sometimes Hindi movies shock you. In a good way. A Perfect taut thriller. Govinda has a messed up life and it becomes worse with underworld, murder and backstabbing. He is stuck between Girl friend and wife, girl friend is stuck between underworld and boyfriend. Is Wife stuck too? maybe maybe not. Is anyone actually stuck or is everyone playing games? then there is this underworld don's son who can do nothing right but he can be used for lot of things. So many things happening in this awesome funny thriller. 

The Characters - Kiara and Bhumi are so good, they both have a very distinct look which is a good thing. In old age all these hero heroines look the same, but these 2 have a distinct look. Obviously they also act brilliantly. Vicky Kaushal does a good job. The best part of the movie is all the side characters, there are probably 5-8 characters who have great depth and development done to their character. The maid, the police, the gangsta and his son. The mom, the aunt, everyone is funny and eccentric. 

The Verdict - क्या भाई इतना बोलै फिर भी पूछते हो देखना  है  की नहीं। अरे ऐसा क्या कर रहे हो लाइफ में जाओ देखो न. 


3. ANEK

What I remember - There are some books that you read and then they won't leave you. Some lines are imprinted on your mind forever. Anek did that for me, when it comes to Law and Order and Peace I will always go back to this movie. Enough said. 

FROM THE FILES - 

ANEK: 4.5 Stars. PG13






Anek - Trailer

Directed by: Anubhav Sinha

Starring: Ayushmann Khurrana, Andrea Kevichüsa, Manoj Pahwa, Kumud Mishra, J.D. Chakravarthy


The Story - aNEk is a story about insurgency in North East. A spy is in thick of it and may or may not have a major breakthrough in ending the insurgency. All this is regular stuff for all insurgencies, when like Arjun in Mahabharata, the Spy starts having doubts what the whole thing is and what this is all about!

The Characters - Ayushman is a favorite of Anubhav Sinha and he again delivers with a nice controlled performance. The Star and My Hero is the Director Mr Anubhav Sinha. I can sum up the entire movie in 4 words - I love you, Anubhav! He is easily my favorite Director of this era. The Girl does not fit as a aspiring Boxer at all but then that's a small compromise for a movie that is a thesis on all insurgencies. 

The Verdict - Just like Article 15 and Thappad, Anubhav makes you sit up and think. This is a deep dive into all the troubled areas of the world. The only thing that is sure is - People are hurting. (Lekin logon ka kya sir?) rest all pieces are doing what they want to do. Governments generally are short sighted and trying to Quell and appease, the opposition is always divided into people who have different ways to attack the government and on and on it goes. The dialogues are just great! Especially - what is peace! Awesome discussion about Peace. Watch it, if you want to learn something. 


4. MINNAL MURALI

What I remember - One of the Best Superstar movies I have seen. The small south Indian Village, the development of characters especially the villain. The powers the lungi and the super heroes of the soil. Perfect!

FROM THE FILES - 

MINNAL MURALI: 4.5 Stars. G 





Minnal Murali - Trailer

Directed by Basil Joseph

Starring Tovino Thomas, Guru Somasundaram


The Story - A super hero movie seeped in indian-ness. A beautiful story of a bizarre incident that affected 2 people in different ways. Heroes and villains are formed. The village in unaware of it but slowly the affected understand. How will they use their powers? How should they use their powers. A super Hero in a lungi, perfect recipe for a great movie. Malayalam movies are definitely a cut above the rest it seems.

The Characters - Tovino and Guru are great actors! They put life into these characters. Bring so much honesty to their characters great jugal-bandi between the two. The entire movie revolves around these 2 and they take us for a great ride. 

The Verdict - Probably the best super Hero movie ever made in India. It is creative, it is Indian and it is 100% authentic. Whoever thought of it and then whoever implemented the setup in a village, they are genius. 


5. JALSA

What I remember - 2 accomplished actors taking a life experience to a different level. Hit and run is not that simple as you thought. The victim and the perpetrator are both victims in life. 

FROM THE FILES - 

JALSA - 4.5 Stars. (R)





Jalsa - Trailer

Director: Suresh Triveni

Starring: Vidya Balan, Shefali Shah, Rohini Hattangadi

दो उम्दा कलाकारों ने दिया इतना स्ट्रेस की हो गया दिमाग का दही. 

Vidya Balan and Shefali played a Jugalbandi of stress and pain that only greats who have honed their craft to perfection can. This was a 'Shakti' of Bachchan and Dilip Kumar, that was pain and sorrow this is Pain and stress. Very well done. 

Movie is about a hit and run case that hits very close to home. The natural reactions during a hit and run and the trauma a mind can go through both ways, the victim and the perpetrator both are at similar juncture both need answers and both are in pain, one is a sorrowful angry pain and the other is stressful guilty pain. 


6. LOOOP LAPETA

What I remember - The thrilling case of 'Pachaas Lakh' which repeats itself over and over until you know everything that will happen but with a different result. Time warped Sci Fi Comedy thriller this. 

FROM THE FILES - 

LOOOP LAPETA - 4.5 Stars. (PG)





Looop Lapeta - Trailer

Director: Aakash Bhatia

Starring Taapsee Pannu, Tahir Raj Bhasin

सोचो समझो परखो नहीं हुआ? कोई नहीं फिर सोचो समझो परखो!

Do you see a pattern here? Taapsee again features the lead role in another great movie! The female leads just are better and have better movies. Why is it? It's not because women are better at acting, it's because they put in a lot more effort on getting movies that are creative and something new. Also they don't get a bunch of filth that needs to be done in name of big bollywood cinema that their counterparts male actors get. Tahir Bhasin is a perfect foil in this and aligns and sometimes overshadows Taapsee. 

Movie is the genre that we have seen often now. A person stuck in a time warp tries to get out of it with a desirable result. The treatment of the movie is so fresh, I love it. The director has taken it in a comic angle and the characters sometimes are right out of a comic specially the sons of the jewelry store guy. repeating same 'pachaas lakh' every time also adds to the perfect comic narration of the movie. 


7. TOOLSIDAS JUNIOR

What I remember - It would not have made it here, but I needed to put a small budget cute movie in the top 10 and this is the best representation of that genre. The big bro of Toolsidas Junior was hilarious and then Sanjay Dutt had a great cameo. 

FROM THE FILES - 

TOOLSIDAS JUNIOR: 4 Stars. G. 





Toolsidas Junior - Trailer

Director: Mridul Mahendra Toolsidas

Starring: Sanjay Dutt, Rajiv Kapoor, Dalip Tahil, Varun Buddhadev


The Story - A Dad is a great snooker player, but he is also an addict. He loves his son and son loves his dad but the alcohol spoils all the fun. Son decides to carry on the legacy of snooker and wants to beat his dad's nemesis. 

The Characters - There are many known names like Sanjay Dutt and Rajiv Kapoor but the show is stolen by the big brother of Toolsidas Jr. The scheming big brother has outrageous schemes to make his younger brother a star so he can manage his funds. The young Toolsidas is also a pretty good actor himself. Sanjay Dutt fits the role and brings a uniqueness to it that helps the movie. Dalid Tahil is awesome as a villain, it still makes me crack when I think of his first dialogue to journalist. I win! that's the answer to all your questions! Hilarious. 

The Verdict - An awesome family entertainer. The kids are awesome, the brotherly love is cute. What else you want in a movie? Kid has an adventure of his lifetime and you feel good watching a cute movie.


8. LAAL SINGH CHADDHA

What I remember - Beautiful music, Aamir as a sikh making me emotional and a good historic 'put together' of Indian history. A great worthy adaptation of 'Forrest Gump'. Aamir is easily one of the greatest story tellers of India.

FROM THE FILES - 

LAAL SINGH CHADDHA: 4.0 Stars. G






Laal Singh Chaddha - Trailer

Directed by - Advait Chandan

Starring - Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Naga Chaitanya, Mona Singh

The Story - Everyone and their grandma know about the story. It's an Indian adaptation of Forrest Gump. Contrary to everyone's expectations it has been done well. It works through Indian history from 1980s to 2020s. Yes, it is a drag and many events are pushed into the script but they did the best they could. Laal Singh our Forrest is a dim witted kid who grows up through Emergency, PMs murder, Riots, to Kargil War to present day. We never know what ails Laal but all we know is he is 'slow'. He keeps going at it and succeeds in life. Pretty uplifting eh? Nope, it also is pretty sad. 

The Characters - The biggest negative and positive is Aamir. As mentioned earlier his PK and Dhoom high eye brow look needs to be put in cold storage. That itself brought the movie down a notch. every time he did that it took something out of the movie. Well, Aamir Khan also makes mistakes and he did not realize he should have played the young Aamir a little toned down. Another huge negative is worst punjabi ever spoken in a movie (By Aamir). I think they did it to make him look 'slow'? I don't know but that was a horrible effort at speaking Punjabi. Positives are the 'Sikh' Aamir in second half, the guy makes you cry and cry more, he was in form in second half! Kareena was pretty good in most scenes, it was weird to see her in a movie after so long but did a pretty good job. Naga as Bubba was handed the most difficult part of the movie and he did a good job but the character itself did not work in this version. 

The Verdict - So why would I give it a 4 star? Good question. I would actually give it a 3.5 stars but I am still listening on a daily basis to the songs. This has not happened for years, so it does deserve an extra half star. Do me a favor Click here and if you don't like it. Don't talk to me again. 


9. RRR

What I remember - A truck storms into a mansion breaks the gate skids and explodes. Our Hero along with tiger, Lion and various animals jump out of it. What else you want? That is RRR all out fantasy of Indian Origin. 

FROM THE FILES - 

RRR: 4.0 Stars. G. 





RRR - Trailer

Director: S. S. Rajamouli

Starring: N. T. Rama Rao Jr., Ram Charan, Ajay Devgn, Alia Bhatt, Shriya Saran, Samuthirakani, Ray Stevenson, Alison Doody, Olivia Morris


The Story - A fantasy setup in real British rule of India. 2 superstars come together as best friends to defy the mighty British empire. Not much of a story it is just a lot of pyrotechnics and unbelievable creative scenes and stunts. What do you expect? It's a follow up to Baahubali. 

The Characters - From the looks of it, seems like NT Rama Rao and Ram Charan are 2 superstars in south and they are still running with the 80s superstar formula. As has been the case in most south Indian blockbusters the male superstars take the Oxygen out and there is not much room for any other character forget a presence of a female character. They still are relegated to some song and dance or someone who the great male actor decides to love. 

The Verdict - Though this blogger is not a fan of these big South Indian blockbuster movies, but I enjoyed this one. It has all the 'don'ts' of a south movie. Too much testosterone (Check). Over the top acting (Check) Over the top physics defying macho fighting (Check) Over the top dancing (Check) No intricacies in the plot (Check). BUT inspite of all the above the movie had an awesome pace, it declared itself an out and out fantasy from scene one. It had mind boggling CGI. What I was blown away with is - every scene was a creative genius! Every action scene and every over the top gimmick was a new one. Nothing was borrowed from anywhere else it was all fresh and new. Go Watch it. ohh.. you already did! 


10A. MAJA MA

What I remember - I cringed at Madhuri dancing with her typical smile in first few scenes. Thankfully the movie moved on from that and developed into an engaging drama.

FROM THE FILES - 

MAJA MA - 4.0 Stars. PG13.





Directed by - Anand Tiwari

Starring - Madhuri Dixit, Gajraj Rao, Ritwik Bhowmik, Barkha Singh, Srishti Shrivastava, Simone Singh

Maja Ma - Trailer


The Story - A mom has a life before her kids came and took over. She is stuck in her duties but she still has a past. A beautiful story that comes into the category of LGBTQ movie. But like any good movie it goes beyond any tag you assign to it. 

The Characters - We have been waiting for a Madhuri comeback, there has been many and each was a disappointment. She tried a TV show and that was bad. So let me declare - Madhuri's comeback has happened with this beautiful tale. When a movie is well directed the actors shine bright, so do Madhuri's kids. All played by accomplished actors - Ritwik, Barkha and Srishti. The movie is about them as much as the Mom herself. 

The Verdict - Hats off to Mr Anand Tiwari. I find these LGBTQ Indian movies so well done, this genre is something hindi movies do really well. I don't know why. Emotions and philosophy all are flowing well in this beautiful stream. Few scenes stand out, especially when Madhuri wins the battle with lie detector test because society's focus in on the wrong question. Watch it. 


10B. GEHRAIYAAN

What I remember - Deepika acting at a different level, her depression and stress shows. The backstabbing and sibling rivalry and the haunting music. You need to be in a specific mood to watch this train wreck (in a heavy mental toll way).

FROM THE FILES - 

GEHRAIYAAN - 4.0 Stars. (R)




Gehraiyaan - Trailer

Director: Shakun Batra

Starring: Deepika Padukone, Siddhant Chaturvedi, Ananya Panday, Dhairya Karwa

इतनी गहराइयाँ हैं संबंधों में की आग का दरिया है और डूब के जाना है. 

Not a simple movie, not for the weak at heart. This is some real stuff going on. Deepika probably gave her best performance, how we used to call these role non-glamorous roles. Now it is is called an actor doing a role. Hats off to her, she was on a different plane in this one. Siddhant did not have it going but then his character was a difficult one and a little under developed. Ananya is one of the most improved actors today, and we could not have called her an actor few years ago. 

2 Cousin sisters have their relationships tangled. The Boy Friends have their own problems going, the problems are real and genuine and everything in the movie happens in a very real way, none of it looks like a movie. When you think now you know what kind of movie this is, it will surprise you with a real ugly life slap. AND it has good music. Watch it. 


OTHER NOTABLE MENTIONS - 

11. INDIA SWEET and SPICES

12. BADHAAI DO

13. JOGI

14. DO BAARA

15. JAYESH BHAI JORDAAR


TOP 3 WEB SERIES


1. NEVER HAVE I EVER

What I remember - You know I watch 'never have I ever without context' videos on youtube? Fabiola and Devi and John Mc Enroe and Devi's Dad and Mom and Patti and everyone. I remember all, and all are good. 

FROM THE FILES - 

NEVER HAVE I EVER: 5 Stars. PG. 





Never Have I Ever - Trailer

Created by - Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher

Starring - Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Poorna Jagannathan, Richa Moorjani, Darren Barnet, Jaren Lewison, John McEnroe, Lee Rodriguez, Ramona Young

The Story - Story of an Indian Teen growing up through High School. I love high school dramas, this is very American and yes it is in English and yes it doesn't need to be in this blog. But guess what! It is my blog so I will do whatever I want. AND I love 'Never Have I Ever'. I laughed and cried the most I have in any show. We all are 'Devi' and we all have the insecurities of a teen, come on just because you have grown old physically you think you have grown mentally too? Give me a break. 

The Characters - I love every character in the show, from Devi who can do everything wrong and be like what! me!? I love the Indian grandma who admits she does golu only to outdo other women, I love the Indian American professor scared of her. I specially love Fabiola, her wide eyed expression. I love Ben and Paxson. Well you get the point. ok few more loves - I love John Mc Enroe's narration that is priceless and Devi remembering her Dad makes me tear up. OK now I am done. 

The Verdict - Don't watch it. Don't come back telling me how it was not worth it because I might kill you. 


2. PANCHAYAT-2

What I remember - The friend who comes from the city thinking how awesome village life is. The team of our 'sachiv ji' their bonding and simple joy of watching them do small little nothings.

FROM THE FILES - 

PANCHAYAT-2: 5 Stars. G. 

Directed by - Deepak Kumar Mishra

Starring - Jitendra Kumar, Raghubir Yadav, Neena Gupta, Chandan Roy, Faisal Malik

Panchayat-2 - Trailer

The Story - Another series that I absolutely love and I have not yet met a person who does not. Season 2 is still fun and still a must watch. A city boy is stuck in a village trying his best to prepare for exams so he can get out. But that does not stop him from getting sucked into everything village throws at him. 

The Characters - Raghuvir and Neena are made for this. What great actors these guys are!. Then there are those office assistants. Chandan Roy what an actor. I am blown away. 

The Verdict - Obviously you watched it and liked it. If not - go to hell. 


3. HOUSE OF SECRETS

What I remember - The live setting, the real building. The home the murders happened, how 11 member family got wiped out. The slow unfurling of the entire plot. I don't watch docu-series but this was goooood. 

FROM THE FILES - 

HOUSE OF SECRETS - The Burari Deaths: Limited Series: 4.0 Stars. R. 





House of Secrets - Trailer

Genre True crime docuseries

Created by: Leena Yadav, Anubhav Chopra

Director: Leena Yadav, Anubhav Chopra


The Story - A true story in a docuseries. 11 bodies were found from a home in a crowded Indian town. A lot of gossip and drama happened. Media is never helping and relatives are twisting their own tale. Cops actually can do a good job if you let them as they solve the mystery. 

The Characters - It is a documentary that has all the family clearly defined and hierarchy presented. Horrific tragedy and the more you think the more absurd and unfortunate it looks. 

The Verdict - One of the better documentaries I have seen, Though I avoid documentaries. But I will give it a green. 

Thursday, January 5, 2023

Q4 - 2022 End of the year party. All is good.

POPULAR BOLLYWOOD

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BHEDIYA: 2.0 Stars. G.






Director - Amar Kaushik

Stars - Varun Dhawan, Kriti Sanon, Abhishek Banerjee

Bhediya - Trailer

The Story - umm... about man becoming bhedia I guess.

The Characters -  Varun Dhawan shows a glimpse of greatness every 5 years and then he goes back to doing the standard bollywood thing. Kriti is so beautiful and talented but since Bareilly ki Barfi she has been playing it safe. Kriti behen playing safe is the biggest risk. The movie is saved by the 2 comedians who are Varun's friends, they have some good lines. 

The Verdict - Here's how it happened - Someone watched Twilight and came up with this idea to make this werewolf kind of movie with lot of special effects. The story will be - a man becomes a bhedia and thats's it. Does anything else happen? Nope. That's what we will concentrate on. 


GOVINDA NAAM MERA: 4.5 Stars. PG. 






Director - Shashank Khaitan

Stars - Kiara Advani, Vicky Kaushal, Bhumi Pednekar

Govinda Naam Mera - Trailer

The Story - Sometimes Hindi movies shock you. In a good way. A Perfect taut thriller. Govinda has a messed up life and it becomes worse with underworld, murder and backstabbing. He is stuck between Girl friend and wife, girl friend is stuck between underworld and boyfriend. Is Wife stuck too? maybe maybe not. Is anyone actually stuck or is everyone playing games? then there is this underworld don's son who can do nothing right but he can be used for lot of things. So many things happening in this awesome funny thriller. 

The Characters - Kiara and Bhumi are so good, they both have a very distinct look which is a good thing. In old age all these hero heroines look the same, but these 2 have a distinct look. Obviously they also act brilliantly. Vicky Kaushal does a good job. The best part of the movie is all the side characters, there are probably 5-8 characters who have great depth and development done to their character. The maid, the police, the gangsta and his son. The mom, the aunt, everyone is funny and eccentric. 

The Verdict - क्या भाई इतना बोलै फिर भी पूछते हो देखना  है  की नहीं। अरे ऐसा क्या कर रहे हो लाइफ में जाओ देखो न. 


DOCTOR G: 3.5 Stars. PG. 





Directed by - Anubhuti Kashyap

Starring - Ayushmann Khurrana, Rakul Preet Singh, Shefali Shah, Indraneil Sengupta

Doctor G - Trailer


The Story - A male Gynecologist is not a norm and our guy is stuck in that field. His problems and his growth is what this Doctor story is about. It's mostly a comic twist to the entire thing but with responsibility.

The Characters - This is a typical Ayushmann movie, he comes back to the genre he started with. He obviously fits it perfectly. Rakul is cute and has grown as an actor. Shefali is obviously Shefali. There is a stereotypical weird friend. There is a well developed mom character, who is looking for her own thing than just being a mom. 

The Verdict - Everything works in the movie, but it still doesn't go into must watch territory. I think it gives us a feel of 'seen before'. All is good but we know what genre it is and what will happen. A good first attempt by sister of my favorite director and definitely a lot of promise shown. 


THANK GOD - 3.0 Stars. G. 






Directed by Indra Kumar

Starring - Ajay Devgn, Sidharth Malhotra, Rakul Preet Singh

Thank God - Trailer

The Story - I think I have seen similar things before but not exactly the same. By that accord it is something new. It is a story of a person who is in a limbo, goes to gates of heaven and is being asked questions before deciding whether he needs to be sent back to earth or go on into after life. A very simplistic version of it.

The Characters - Ajay Devgn has gone from dependable to someone cringy, to the point I postponed to watch this for sometime because I was like - भाई अजय को भगवन देखने  का मन नहीं है आज। Sidharth Malhotra is very easy to look at and doesn't evoke much by himself. Which is probably a good thing but he has been promising for sometime but never delivered it either. Both of them together do a good job but the simplicity of the script and mundane treatment of the story does not let them do a great job. 

The Verdict - I would have loved to give this concept some more philosophical weight but this one is rooted in very basic understanding of life and death. The movie is easy to see very simple to digest. Let's just say simple, nice and cute story of a guy who did not live life as it should be lived. I loved the song they reused from another movie, and it was borrowed well (Dil de diya) and the ending had a nice good twist. 


FREDDY - 1.5 Stars. PG13. 






Directed by - Shashanka Ghosh

Starring - Kartik Aaryan, Alaya F

Freddy - Trailer

The Story - A dentist is awkward in society and can't find someone as a partner. He finally falls in love. This is not a love story it is a psycho story. Love is not love and pscho-pana starts soon. Freddy is weird and has a lot going on but still the story doesn't hold it together. 

The Characters - I figure Kartik Aaryan is a big star in Bollywood. He comes from long lineage of stars who can't act to save their lives, forget to save a movie. To kartik's credit last 2 movies he has signed are serious cinema that challenges him. Sadly he single handedly brings these movies down by his acting skills. I don't fault him for trying though. Alaya is pretty good in her role of a lover and more. 

The Verdict - As is the norm for hindi movies, things don't move for a good hour. Freddy is weird and a loser but also a little psycho. He falls in love and wants to protect this girl. Twists happen in last half an hour to save the movie, but the damage had been done in first half. Hindi Movies need to have a mandatory class on editing and story telling. Even a good story is killed by presentation.


GOOD BYE - 2.0 Stars. G. 





Directed by - Vikas Bahl

Starring - Amitabh Bachchan, Rashmika Mandanna, Neena Gupta, Elli AvrRam

Goodbye - Trailer


The Story - Similar to genre to great movies like 'Pagglait' and 'Ramprasad ki Tehrvi' the movie is about losing your near and dear and aftermath of it. Mom dies and how the entire family deals with it. This has been done so well in last few years that you know what is coming. Husband has his own problems and kids have their own demons to tackle. 

The Characters - It's an Amitabh Bachchan movie. He is still functional and still working which is great to see, but this movie doesn't give him much to work with. This project was too big and complicated for Vikas Bahl. He had all the right ideas but did not know how to put it into a story that connects. As a director he may be able to handle certain stories but not this one. Rashmika and others are doing what they are scripted to do but don't add much to the proceedings. 

The Verdict - After seeing this movie I have more respect for directors who made Pagglait and Ram Prasad Ki Tehrvi. It looks easy to kill someone and create emotions around it, but it is not. In this movie mom dies, that itself is easy game for emotions to flow. But not once the movie makes you cry or get a choking feeling, thanks to choppy direction and story telling. There is not one theme, suddenly the movie goes into teaching young people about merits of religious practices around death. When there is an emotional scene developing it follows up with a silly fun song. Anyways talked enough for a 2 starrer. 


MONICA O MY DARLING - 5 Stars. PG. 






Directed by - Vasan Bala

Starring - Rajkummar Rao, Radhika Apte, Huma Qureshi

Monica O My Darling - Trailer

The Story - A warning - Do not watch the trailer. As I have been saying off and on. Don't watch trailers of any movie. Now to the story. It's what you dream for a thriller to be. Witty, funny, confusing, straight forward, simple. A guy has everything going for him, he is smart and recognized by the owner of a conglomerate, the owner's daughter loves him. He has it all and then things go south. He is trying to balance things but a murder gets the Police involved and things get more complex.

The Characters - If you are a Rajkummar Rao fan you probably already watched it. He is back. Well, he never went anywhere but this is what he excels at. This is exactly what he does the best. 

There is a certain pitch that you want to see Surya Kumar Yadav to Bat 

and 

There is a certain movie you want Rajkummar Rao to Act. 

अरे ये तो राइम हो गया. The there is the great and gorgeous Huma Qureshi, another role perfectly chosen, the secretary the entire movie revolves around. Last but not the least Ms Radhika Apte is back. We got over exposed to her. After a break she comes back with a bang. What a rendition of a cop role. The annoying intelligent scary weird Cop she is. I have not seen a better cop. 

The Verdict - After a long time I am giving a movie a 5 Star. I am a little worried. I need to stop being hesitant and offer a 4.5 star when movies are entertaining me out and out. The movie has no flaws a nice taut script and awesome actors, good comic relief sputtered in. The best part is it's no gimmick movie. None of the 'we tricked the audience due to some stupid sci-fi bullshit'. Straight forward daily world getting tangled is way better than the artificial twists in the brain. Obviously you watched it, if not take off from work and watch it. 


MAJA MA - 4.0 Stars. PG13.





Directed by - Anand Tiwari

Starring - Madhuri Dixit, Gajraj Rao, Ritwik Bhowmik, Barkha Singh, Srishti Shrivastava, Simone Singh

Maja Ma - Trailer


The Story - A mom has a life before her kids came and took over. She is stuck in her duties but she still has a past. A beautiful story that comes into the category of LGBTQ movie. But like any good movie it goes beyond any tag you assign to it. 

The Characters - We have been waiting for a Madhuri comeback, there has been many and each was a disappointment. She tried a TV show and that was bad. So let me declare - Madhuri's comeback has happened with this beautiful tale. When a movie is well directed the actors shine bright, so do Madhuri's kids. All played by accomplished actors - Ritwik, Barkha and Srishti. The movie is about them as much as the Mom herself. 

The Verdict - Hats off to Mr Anand Tiwari. I find these LGBTQ Indian movies so well done, this genre is something hindi movies do really well. I don't know why. Emotions and philosophy all are flowing well in this beautiful stream. Few scenes stand out, especially when Madhuri wins the battle with lie detector test because society's focus in on the wrong question. Watch it. 


RAKSHA BANDHAN - 3.5 Stars. G. 





Directed by - Aanand L. Rai

Starring - Akshay Kumar, Bhumi Pednekar, Sadia Khateeb, Sahejmeen Kaur, Smrithi Srikanth, Deepika Khanna

Raksha Bandhan - Trailer


The Story - A Brother wants to marry off his 4 sisters before he will marry himself. This starts the entire premise of the movie. Brother tries to make his sisters into what the society needs as marriageable girls. It is a simplistic popular version of this subject and done well.

The Characters - Akshay Kumar after a very long time does something good. He has an actor in him that probably comes out once a decade. He gives a great few minutes of melodrama that is top notch. Gives you a reminder into old school great tragic scenes that are not made that dramatic in today's times. But he does take a standard movie to a good movie level. Bhumi Pednekar does a great job of the girl waiting for Akshay to get his sisters married, she has a good comic timing and has grown in comedy. 

The Verdict - An old school social drama that you hardly see anymore. Just for nostalgia you should see this one. Even the social message sometimes is cringy in today's times  but ignore that. Nevertheless it is all fun and games when you are sitting around doing nothing and you turn on a nice social drama that entertains. 


SITA RAMAM - 3.0 Stars. PG.





Directed by - Hanu Raghavapudi

Starring - Dulquer Salmaan, Mrunal Thakur

Sita Ramam - Trailer


The Story - A Veer Zaara kind of an epic story stretched from 1960s to 2020s. Ram is an army officer in 60s falling in love with a Sita who writes him letters when he is at the border. A girl in Pakistan in 2022 is asked to deliver the letter that Ram wrote in 60s to Sita. So the long saga goes from 2022 and flashbacks to 1960s. 

The Characters - Dulquer Salmaan is a likeable face and this movie has Ram who can't do wrong. Obviously he is Ram. Dulquer plays that Ram so sweet that I had diabetes during the movie. I don't think there was a scene that he was not trying to charm you with a smile. Mrunal Thakur is easily one of the great actors we have and she puts in a nuanced performance, beautiful to watch and emotes at will. She was easily the best thing in the movie. 

The Verdict - This is a South Indian movie dubbed in Hindi, so you have to give in to certain South Indian movie things, like a comedy track like 80s. A dumb slapstick kind of comedy that I have never understood why it still makes people laugh. The length of the movie is ridiculously long and nothing moves for a good one hour. Everything is packed in last 40 minutes of the movie. Yes, there is a lot happening and lot of surprises happen, but between the long old school Veer Zara-ish scenes and songs and Roja style scenery I was lost trying to find the end. 


PLAN A PAN B - 3.5 Stars. G. 





Directed by - Shashanka Ghosh

Starring - Riteish Deshmukh, Tamannaah

Plan A Plan B - Trailer


The Story - A pure love story. You hardly see just a simple love story. That is a pretty good reason to see the movie. A Divorce lawyer and a Match Maker have offices in the same building. They have their usual problems and you know they are the protagonists so obviously they will fall in love too. This is the most I have revealed about a movie ever! But obviously you know that. It is about the journey not the end and it's cute. 

The Characters - Riteish has a niche market. He does movies that are never too bad. He acts well and he knows his shortcomings. Always dependable. Tamannaah is cute and she did act better than I thought. They have some good chemistry going on. 

The Verdict - Simple cute love story. What else you need in your life. Nothing happens in the movie and you know it, just sit back and enjoy a good love story. Actually it is a good check how 'get off my lawn' old you have become. If you can enjoy this or complete it without complaining you are pretty young! Go try it. 


DO BAARA - 4.0 Stars. PG13.






Directed by - Anurag Kashyap

Starring - Taapsee Pannu, Pavail Gulati

DoBaraa - Trailer

The Story - A SciFi thriller which is also spooky and scary at times. A girl is stuck in this time warp at 2:12 (Do Bara). There is a Kid talking through a TV to a person 20 years apart in age. Past talking to future. Altering the past will alter the future right? What do you do? An awesome plot and well put together. 

The Characters - Taapsee is Taapsee, she is good. She is in her own league, she ain't gonna care, if she likes it she will do it. I still feel she is stuck in figuring out all the other production problems in creating a movie. She can just focus on acting and unlock another level that I am sure she has. Taapsee you team up with all the right people like the great Anurag Kashyap. Let them do everything and you focus on unlocking greatness that I know you have. This is an unlikely Anurag Kashyap movie, and the answer is because it is not his movie it is a remake and I am fine with it. Pavail Gulati is very good actor and he has a great role to showcase his talent. 

The Verdict - It is too good to be a Bollywood plot and it is not. It is an official remake of 'Mirage'. I would prefer my favorite Director to make originals but sure this was not bad. Watch it especially if you have not watched the original. Very well done, you won't be disappointed. Way better than most things you see. 


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KHAAKHEE - 3.5 Stars. PG13.



Created by - Neeraj Pandey

Directed by - Bhav Dhulia

Starring - Karan Tacker, Avinash Tiwary, Abhimanyu Singh, Jatin Sarna, Ravi Kishan, Ashutosh Rana, Nikita Dutta, Shraddha Das, Anup Soni

Khakhee - Trailer


The Story - A typical Bihari gunda gardi potboiler. Police Vs Criminal saga. It has all the ingredients of underworld saga from North India. Criminal's rise. Criminal - Political nexus. Police - Criminal  - Political arrangements. If you like all that, you will like this too. 

The Characters - Karan Tacker is soothing on the eye, he is well shaven and built for this role. He is breath of fresh air in the world where everyone has a semi-gunda look to them. So I liked his role and the way he played it. Avinash is the villain in the movie, and sadly I thought he was not as menacing as his character was supposed to be. The acting levels were not as great as they could be. Stand outs outside of Karan were Jatin as chyawanprash and Abhimanyu as the side cop. Both were brilliant and made a great supporting cast. Ashutosh Rana also comes in a great role which is a very welcome surprise. 

The Verdict - Watch it, if you like this kind of North Indian Criminal Drama. Good thing is it is short. Bad thing is it goes slow to start with. It is a good thing that it stops following the unrealistic American style drama like Mirzapur. It is not extra gory and shocking like Mirzapur which follows American web series formula. A welcome break from that. 



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VIKRAM VEDHA: 3.5 Stars. PG. 










Vikram Vedha - Trailer

Directed by - Pushkar–Gayathri

Starring - Saif Ali Khan, Hrithik Roshan, Radhika Apte, Rohit Saraf, Yogita Bihani


The Story - A la Vikram Betal stories. Vikram is tasked to capture a criminal Vedha, but whenever he catches him, Vedha tells him a story and gets away. All typical south Indian movie clicehs galore but the taut script and high voltage action keeps it entertaining. Last 30 mins have enough twists for you to start thinking hmm... the movie is not that bad!

The Characters - Hritik has aced the superstar look. He has a mesmerizing screen presence and his modern day bachchan-esque presence works. He knows where to pause and how to swag. Saif has his patented confused look on his face and you feel he can do better. Others fill the space pretty well.

Verdict - Yes it just came out and yes I saw it. Don't be surprised I watch all movies First Tuesday, Last show. This is a scene to scene copy of a South Indian blockbuster. It has all the ingredients of South movie. I have started to wonder if South movies will ever progress. Again I will ask - How much testosterone is too much testosterone? The only thing different was - thankfully there was no Item song or love interest for Vikram. There was a south patented slap to show love. There was over the top action. A very fast paced badly done Dance (and they had Hritik at their disposal). For North - movies are entertainment for south - they are Religion. Like all religions, the followers don't want to change anything and hence these movies are stuck in machoism and misogyny of 80s. Don't get me wrong it is good nice action thriller but come on guys take some baby steps towards progress. 


BRAHMASTRA: 3.5 Stars. G.





Brahmastra - Trailer

Directed by - Ayan Mukerji

Starring - Amitabh Bachchan, Ranbir Kapoor, Alia Bhatt, Mouni Roy, Nagarjuna Akkineni


The Story - The First Marvel-ish Bollywood version of superhero trilogy. Story is very dense, and surprisingly all the Hindi movie buffs are asking for more? When was the last time a Hindi movie had such a long story that needed 15 minutes in second half just to narrate the entire story? I will prescribe Dabbang, Race, Golmaal and many other 3-4 movie franchises to whoever complains about story of this one. Story is simply about a lot of make believe 'astras' and biggest one being 'Brahmastra'. Obviously whoever has it, wins all the marbles. A la-Avengers kind of theme but with Indian superstars. We already have 3 planned and if done right I guess there could be a lot more. This is a big canvas and you can keep painting whatever you want. Finally Bollywood realizes how to keep extending one story forever Hollywood style. 

The Characters - Cameos from superstars like SRK, Bachchan and Nagarjuna lends it a tag of a Big Movie along with all the special effects. Ranbir and Alia surprisingly look bored mouthing dialogues like they are reading from a white board held in front of them. I will blame it on the pandemic. The teaser on who will be starring in the next sequel bodes well for this franchise. It may not be at the level of Bahubali that created the buzz with - Why did Katappa kill Bahubali. But still it does keep you interested. 

The Verdict - I hear that after solving all problems, now a days Indian government is into movie business. Indian right wing has now put all their ego on trying to make sure all movies are a flop. Well this one slipped by. It is pretty entertaining including all it's shortcomings. Negatives are Alia and Ranbir's acting. Positive is lot of masala in the script. The movie starts as a zero starrer with cliches after cliches on how Ranbir is poor falling for a rich girl and feeds orphans and guess what, he is an orphan too!! and I was like oh god save me... but thankfully Astra Gundi Mouni Roy came in and movie took a turn for the better. Next time, add more one liners and comedy and this is going to go on and on. 


SHAMSHERA: 2.5 Stars. G. 






Shamshera - Trailer

Directed by - Karan Malhotra

Starring - Ranbir Kapoor, Sanjay Dutt, Vaani Kapoor

The Story - As is the need of the times is you have to create a fantasy with British as the villain. It works for everyone. फैंटसी की फैंटसी हो गयी रियलिटी की रियलिटी। They packed everything in it again trying to copy the Bahubali / RRR model, low caste vs British, India Vs British, Poor Vs Rich, Bad Vs Good. All stuffed in this masala filled entertainer. Story is about a freedom fighter 'shamshera' who will right all wrongs and give freedom to his people by stealing from the British. This long drawn affair is a little too old school but it's not boring. 

The Characters - This Ranbir is better than the Brahmastra Ranbir. He is trying to work with whatever he has, his getups are good and he has good horse ride and action scenes to show off. Sanjay Dutt has now overdone his Khalnayak, Agneepath-2 crazy man thing. Like Aamir needs to stop with PK, Sanjay needs to stop with the crazy guy eye popped out look. Vaani has not much to do but does it well though she does not look like one of the low caste poor girl, but hey! It's commercial Bollywood our female lead needs to still look a certain way .. right?

The Verdict - Not as bad as I thought it to be. The Music is a huge plus, the treatment is grand and feels like a huge fantasy period drama. Looks top class expensive movie but same old theme may have gotten a little old. You can watch it with a fast forward button. 


LAAL SINGH CHADDHA: 4.0 Stars. G






Laal Singh Chaddha - Trailer

Directed by - Advait Chandan

Starring - Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Naga Chaitanya, Mona Singh

The Story - Everyone and their grandma know about the story. It's an Indian adaptation of Forrest Gump. Contrary to everyone's expectations it has been done well. It works through Indian history from 1980s to 2020s. Yes, it is a drag and many events are pushed into the script but they did the best they could. Laal Singh our Forrest is a dim witted kid who grows up through Emergency, PMs murder, Riots, to Kargil War to present day. We never know what ails Laal but all we know is he is 'slow'. He keeps going at it and succeeds in life. Pretty uplifting eh? Nope, it also is pretty sad. 

The Characters - The biggest negative and positive is Aamir. As mentioned earlier his PK and Dhoom high eye brow look needs to be put in cold storage. That itself brought the movie down a notch. every time he did that it took something out of the movie. Well, Aamir Khan also makes mistakes and he did not realize he should have played the young Aamir a little toned down. Another huge negative is worst punjabi ever spoken in a movie (By Aamir). I think they did it to make him look 'slow'? I don't know but that was a horrible effort at speaking Punjabi. Positives are the 'Sikh' Aamir in second half, the guy makes you cry and cry more, he was in form in second half! Kareena was pretty good in most scenes, it was weird to see her in a movie after so long but did a pretty good job. Naga as Bubba was handed the most difficult part of the movie and he did a good job but the character itself did not work in this version. 

The Verdict - So why would I give it a 4 star? Good question. I would actually give it a 3.5 stars but I am still listening on a daily basis to the songs. This has not happened for years, so it does deserve an extra half star. Do me a favor Click here and if you don't like it. Don't talk to me again. 


EK VILLAIN RETURNS: 3.25 Stars. PG.






Ek Villain Returns

Directed by - Mohit Suri

Starring - John Abraham, Arjun Kapoor, Disha Patani, Tara Sutaria

The Story - The first one probably was a tab bit better. A villain in form of a serial killer is out there killing girls who ditched their BFs. Who is it? An edge of the seat thriller! ... well I just wanted to say that, it's not exactly 'edge of the seat' but its still an 'eating papad and enjoying the serial killer mystery' that is more apt description. 

The Characters - This is a historic ensemble of the greatest non actors in one movie. I mean you are talking about Mr Arjun Kapoor who peaked in his first film, to be honest he threw everything at his role and we commend him for his effort. This blog is a big fan of Mr Great John 'non-acting' Abraham, he has mastered the "look" the sad, depressed look. He looks straight at the camera with a blank face, with no expression, somehow it works for him. Then we have Disha Patani who somehow is the best actor on paper in this movie. Tara is a historically great non actor we have known for sometime. When you throw all of them in one movie you would expect a horror show but that is the greatness of movie making. No matter how much you try sometimes the product does not turn out to be bad and vice versa. 

The Verdict - The script has ridiculous twists and turns it never stops giving. Villain keeps changing hands and we end up with a good tight impossible script. Try it ... you may like it. 


HIT: THE FIRST CASE: 3.0 Stars. PG.






HIT- The First Case - Trailer

Directed by - Sailesh Kolanu

Starring - Rajkummar Rao, Sanya Malhotra

The Story - The heart is at the right place and the movie has a good script. But sometimes things just don't gel together. A decent attempt at a taut thriller but something is amiss. Hero is sad from his past, he is solving a serial killer mystery of teen girls. The problem is we do not have suspects and something to look forward to. Not a bad effort though. 

The Characters - Rajkummar Rao tries his best to look the Sad, Angry detective but this time the talented actor can't pull through. Relying on too many gimmicks, suffering from PTSD, chain smoking and being fired from job. All clichés about a sad angry detective. Sanya another brilliant actor also looks pale shadow of herself and can't add much. 

The Verdict - Sadly the first case may be the last in this franchise. Watch it for the good script (I think it is copied) and it does work on and off. I am a little tired of serial killers killing kids and teen girls. This has become another cliche that needs to stop. 


BHOOL BHULAIYA 2: 2.0 Stars. PG.






Bhool Bhulaiyaa - 2

Directed by Anees Bazmee

Starring - Tabu, Kartik Aaryan, Kiara Advani

The Story - A ghost story that has comedy and some bhoot type stuff. Not my type of movie but I am trying to judge it without bias. Nah! Forget it. If I don't have a bias what it even means to review a movie? Kartik Aryan another great 'non actor' of bollywood comes to town with his GF Kiara Advani (wasted in another movie), town is possessed with Bhoot (you think obviously Tabu, who else can be a Bhoot. Don't be so sure). Wait a minute there are twists and turns and some comedy. Not that I find it funny. 

The Characters - This Kartik Aaryan guy has perfected the look of non-showered dirty half shaven guy AND that's all. THAT is his selling point. There are lot of attempts at comedy and yes there is Tabu who looks spooky all the time and scares you. I am not sure what I will do if I meet her, will I just run away from her?

The Verdict - I did watch it, did not get mad so that's a positive. 


CHUP: 1.5 Stars. PG13






Chup - Trailer

Directed by - R. Balki

Starring - Sunny Deol, Dulquer Salmaan, Shreya Dhanwanthary, Pooja Bhatt

The Story - Believe it or not it is a serial killer season. Another serial killer is on the lose, the only creative difference is - he kills Film reviewers! There ends all creativity for this film. Story is boring and bland, from first scene we know the killer, so there goes the suspense. There is not much of thriller part either when you have a non yelling Sunny Deol. 

The Characters - Dulquer Salmaan tries his best but falls short of looking the part. The best part of the movie is Shreya, she is the savior and carries the movie. Good job Shreya! Pooja Bhatt makes a return and is the reason for the only funny moment in the movie. Good Job Pooja. Then there is Mr Sunny Papaji, let me ask you a question. When you think Sunny what do you think? Yes! Exactly... an angry Sunny running into an army of people. If you are not going to make him do that what are you expecting? He will act? His facial muscles will change? Your fault Balki.

The Verdict - Not only is the movie boring and predictable, what grates on your nerves is the undercurrent of greatness that the Maker (Balki) has about himself. It was pretty clear he has bought into this whole idea that mentally disturbed people are art geniuses. No Mr Balki Artist like other people can also be mentally disturbed. Let's get this straight - someone committing suicide is not because of their artistic genius it is because they were sick and they could not get help. DONT blame it on the world! We already got an entire nation taken for a ride on suicides of actors. There are suicides out of compulsion but that is not an artistic problem that is a farmer problem. I guarantee people like Mr Balki would never care about Kaagaz ke Phool if Guru Dutt did not commit suicide. Enough of my rant, watch it if you want to understand what I am talking about. Don't watch it if you want to watch a suspence thriller. 


CUTTPUTLLI: 2.0 Stars. R.






Cuttputli - Trailer

Directed by - Ranjit M. Tewari

Starring - Akshay Kumar

The Story - You want another Serial killer? No? OK. Here you go. Another serial killer dud for you. At least this one does have an illusive killer but guess what he also is killing teen girls. Where are all these people getting these scripts? I am pretty sure all these serial killer movies are copied. 

The Characters - Akshay at this point probably gets out of the bed and start mouthing dialogues, he doesn't even need to wake up. Didn't he say he no more wants to work for money? Please Akshay if this is what you got when you do your job for creative satisfaction, please go back to working for money. 

The Verdict - Movie has a good story, probably stolen. But the killer is too illusive and still we kind of guess it during the movie. The movie also has the oft repeated sexual abuse situation in a movie. The more hindi movies show sexual abuse, more it seems to become normalized. 


SAMRAAT PRITHVIRAJ: 0 Stars. PG.






Samraat Prithviraj - Trailer

Directed by - Chandraprakash Dwivedi

Starring - Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Sonu Sood, Manushi Chhillar

The Story - Akshay had more free time so he did one more great Hindu king historical. It's a safe bet now a days, no not a safe bet if you show real facts. It is safe if you make a superhero movie passing it as a historical. I am sure Prithviraj Chauhan was a great ruler and must have a great reign. If you think you will learn anything from this movie, you are wrong. 

The Characters - Just like Akshay, Sanjay needs a long break. It's ok to take a break relax and chill. Just don't do movies. Comeback refreshed we all like some version of you, but not this one. 

The Verdict - A lot of money wasted in making a fantasy. Nothing works even the fantasy falls flat. Akshay romancing a 20 year old is cringe but there are many cringe moments in this historical. 


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JOGI: 4.0 Stars. PG13






Jogi - Trailer

Directed by - Ali Abbas Zafar

Starring - Diljit Dosanjh, Amyra Dastur

The Story - Based on the 1984 Anti-Sikh riots post Indira Gandhi's death. The movie manages to disturb you as the movie shows one riot, but shows how all riots are similar. They all have a minority in line of fire. What it is to be sitting ducks waiting to be slaughtered by mobs. Not angry mobs but politically motivated hate mobs. That is the key, these riots are all planned and created but it always looks like it was a spur of the moment angry people. I was a kid when I saw people looting shops of neighborhood uncle, till yesterday he was our uncle today even kids were looting his shop. Obviously we know that, Humans are not very good people. The story is about Jogi who has taken upon himself to save his neighbors from marauding blood thirsty government machine.

The Characters - Diljit gives in a strong performance, he has limitations as an actor but he does the best he can do. He is definitely inspired to do this movie and it shows.

The Verdict - An organized crime shown the way it is. Watch it and get a little disturbed, it is sometimes good for you.


NIKAMMA: 2.5 Stars. G.





Nikamma - Trailer

Directed by - Sabbir Khan

Starring - Abhimanyu Dassani, Shirley Setia, Shilpa Shetty


The Story - This Nikamma kid suddenly becomes useful hunk who can beat up all the bad guys in the town. He lives with his family especially his brother and his bhabhi. He has a special love-hate relationship with his Bhabhi and in the end they need to be a family to win. It is kind of a unique story but it could have been done better.

The Characters - Abhimanyu who this blogger likes a lot, mostly due to his choice of unique cinema does not disappoint in his choice but does disappoint in his growth. His acting limitations have started to show and he needs some work on it. Shirley Setia is not an actor, she is a you-tuber who got a role in this movie for reasons unknown. She pulls the entire movie down due to her wanted skills, though not her fault. Shilpa Shetty is still hell bent on proving she will never age, but in the process she is almost plastic doll who will never look or act real. Come on Shilpa it's ok to look real and just let your hair down and get down to dirty business of acting.

The Verdict - Could have, would have, but was not. The one liners and some action sequences were good but overall we all knew what's coming and going through the motions.


SHABAASH MITHU: 2.5 Stars. G.






Shabaash Mithu - Trailer

Directed by - Srijit Mukherji

Starring - Taapsee Pannu

The Story - Story of the greatest female cricketer - Mithali Raj. Another sports movie that does not work. All sport movies follow a predictive pattern and they become boring. Do we have to tell story of every great sports person? They all look same after a while. Mithali had a to fight for respect of women's cricket in India as well as fight for her own place in the team along with fighting with her family. When you are a woman you double your fights to get anywhere, somehow the story did not have hooks to keep you glued. 

The Characters - Taapsee who is one of the finest actors we have, has been churning out movies like Akshay Kumar. Both look jaded and tired in their movies and both need a break. This feels like 100th Sports movie for Taapsee and she needs to stop. 

The Verdict - Give it a try with a fast forward button. There are moments and at least you learn something about the greatest women cricketer of our times.


DARLINGS: 3.5 Stars. PG. 





Darlings - Trailer

Directed by - Jasmeet K. Reen

Starring - Alia Bhatt, Shefali Shah, Vijay Varma, Kiran Karmarkar, Roshan Mathew

The Story - A story of an abusive husband is old, but the treatment is fresh. With a backdrop of economically backward class along with being muslim and saddled with an abusive husband, mom daughter duo have their hands full. They fantasize unique ways of getting rid of the problem and try to implement a few sometimes quite hilariously. A true dark comedy that sometimes is funny and sometimes it goes dark.  

The Characters - Alia plays the wife who loves an abusive husband and has differences with her loving Mother. Sounds counterintuitive but that's life. The Mom-Daughter duo of Shefali and Alia put together a great 'jugalbandi' of probably first female dark comedy of our times. A shout out to Vijay Verma who underplays his role to perfection. He brings in the complexity of his life of a minority member frustrated with outside world and is abusive and loving to his wife. 

The Verdict - All 3 brilliant performers make it a good watch. It does drag a bit in bits and pieces but overall the freshness of the story and quirky treatment of scenes keeps it afloat. 


JAADUGAR (LOVE GOALS): 2.5 Stars. 






Jaadugar - Trailer

Directed by - Sameer Saxena

Starring - Jitendra Kumar, Arushi Sharma, Javed Jaffrey

The Story - A beautiful story of small town soccer team who wants to win a town championship in honor of the deceased former captain. Brother of the deceased captain has emotional attachment to winning a trophy but the son has no interest in soccer his love of being a magician clashes with love of his life who is daughter of a magician too. Too much complication? Not really, it is a simple story as all Jitendra Kumar movies are. 

The Characters - Javed Jaffrey plays this soccer game to perfection. He has a meaty character and he gives it a honest effort. You feel for him and you laugh at him at the same time. Jitendra Kumar shows his limitations as an actor. He is tailor made for 'Panchayat' but when it comes to playing a lover boy he does not develop the presence on the screen to make magic happen. Arushi fits her character very well and gives a great performance. 

The Verdict - You want this movie to succeed, it entertains in bits and pieces but cannot keep your interest alive for long stretches. Surprisingly it's biggest asset 'Jitendra Kumar' is the biggest drag. Soccer team is hilarious and Javed Jaffrey does great but the magic bit and the love story does not evoke the emotions. 


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NEVER HAVE I EVER: 5 Stars. PG. 





Never Have I Ever - Trailer

Created by - Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher

Starring - Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Poorna Jagannathan, Richa Moorjani, Darren Barnet, Jaren Lewison, John McEnroe, Lee Rodriguez, Ramona Young

The Story - Story of an Indian Teen growing up through High School. I love high school dramas, this is very American and yes it is in English and yes it doesn't need to be in this blog. But guess what! It is my blog so I will do whatever I want. AND I love 'Never Have I Ever'. I laughed and cried the most I have in any show. We all are 'Devi' and we all have the insecurities of a teen, come on just because you have grown old physically you think you have grown mentally too? Give me a break. 

The Characters - I love every character in the show, from Devi who can do everything wrong and be like what! me!? I love the Indian grandma who admits she does golu only to outdo other women, I love the Indian American professor scared of her. I specially love Fabiola, her wide eyed expression. I love Ben and Paxson. Well you get the point. ok few more loves - I love John Mc Enroe's narration that is priceless and Devi remembering her Dad makes me tear up. OK now I am done. 

The Verdict - Don't watch it. Don't come back telling me how it was not worth it because I might kill you. 


PANCHAYAT-2: 5 Stars. G. 

Directed by - Deepak Kumar Mishra

Starring - Jitendra Kumar, Raghubir Yadav, Neena Gupta, Chandan Roy, Faisal Malik

Panchayat-2 - Trailer

The Story - Another series that I absolutely love and I have not yet met a person who does not. Season 2 is still fun and still a must watch. A city boy is stuck in a village trying his best to prepare for exams so he can get out. But that does not stop him from getting sucked into everything village throws at him. 

The Characters - Raghuvir and Neena are made for this. What great actors these guys are!. Then there are those office assistants. Chandan Roy what an actor. I am blown away. 

The Verdict - Obviously you watched it and liked it. If not - go to hell. 


INDIAN MATCHMAKING-2: 1.0 Stars. 

Indian Matchmaking - Trailer

Created By - Smriti Mundhra

Presented By - Sima Taparia

The Story - First season was breath of fresh air. Even though Indians did not like to see who they really are but it was entertaining and hilarious. Season second - is exactly the same air rebottled and served with zero respect for consumers. 

The Characters - Sima Aunty looks tired with same old tired lines. Everyone from first season look more made up and mouthing scripted lines. New people have no stories to tell. This one went down fast. 

The Verdict - Don't waste your time.