Friday, April 7, 2017

Welcome 2017 (Q1 - January, February, March) - Hindi Movie reviews - Watch Movies and Hide From Reality.

2017 Q1 Top Performers -

Best Actors (Male) -
  1. John Ibraham (Rocky Handsome)
  2. Vicky Kaushal (Masaan)
  3. Manoj Bajpayee. (Bhudia Singh - Born to Run)
Best Actors (Female) -
  1. Tapsee Pannu (Running Shaadi)
  2. Richa Chadha (Masaan)
  3. Deepa Mehta (Midnight's children) - 2012 movie
Best Director -
  1.  Neeraj Ghaywan (Masaan)
  2. Amit Roy (Running Shaadi)
  3. Ruchika Oberoi (Island City) - 2015 movie.
  4. Nishikant Kamat. (Rocky Handsome)
  5. Munish Bhardwaj (Moh Maya Money)
Worst of the Quarter -
  1. Ajay Devgan (Shivaay)
  2. Remo / Jacqueline Fernandez (Flying Jatt)
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Happy Bhaag Jaayegi - 3.5 Stars. (G) - You-Tube-Full-Movie




Director - Mudassar Aziz
Actors - Diana Penty, Abhay Deol, Jimmy Shergill.

A woman centric comedy is always refreshing and difficult to do. This blogger is biased for Jimmy Shergill so.. I am sorry but I may have liked it more than I should have. A sweet love story crossing borders between India and Pakistan. Making no statement just simply India and Pakistan are the backdrop. Abhay Deol is also in a very refreshing good role of son of a Pakistani politician. There are no strong high points in the movie but it goes on at a comfortable pace with not too many up and downs. Perfect time pass movie.
The movie is about a girl who runs away from home and then runs away more and more, she runs away to Pakistan and has to be brought back. The Lover wants her and she makes new relations etc.... If you don't have too many issues in life watch the movie. If you are the right wing kind, who suddenly have found a new fond hate for Pakistan then skip it, this won't help you hate more. They just show Pakistan as another regular country with people!

Masaan - 5.0 Stars. (R) - You Tube / Netflix.



Director - Neeraj Ghaywan
Actors - Richa Chadhha, Vicky Kaushal, Sanjay Mishra.

This seems like a 2015 movie. After scrollingpast it forever on Netflix we decided to give it a go.... and oh what a decision it turned out to be! A beautiful poetry of a movie. A movie which makes this blogger sit numb in happiness and sadness.... life as it unfolds for 4 extraordinary ordinary lives. Life in it's ugly and beautiful ways takes them on a ride. Life .. Death and everything in between....

The movie has some heavy weights behind it ... Phantom Production (Anurag Kashyap), it was a Cannes Festival release I think. I wonder how can a director (Neeraj Ghaywan) and writer (Varun Grover) conjure this thing into a movie from thin air. There are writers in India? Wow... and what they can do! Finally the actors, is there anyone who can do a better job than this? Richa Chadhha playing a girl stuck being a girl in an oppressive culture, Shweta Tripathi ... is another power house performer who can light up the screen with her innocence and smile. Speaking of Power House performers and seasoned greats like - Sanjay Mishra, Vicky Kaushal and Pankaj Tripathi.

It's about a Girl who was caught romancing a boy and having feelings for a Boy makes her life spiral downwards. Being a Boy is also not easy, the movie also tracks a Boy who has to shake his caste and society if he wants to have feelings for a girl. I don't think I can explain it... because it's not a story... life unfolds.

One big disclaimer! - YES IT IS ARTSY kind.... so if you are not into them, probably you can treat it like a 3.5 star movie.


Midnight's Children - 4.0 Stars (R) - Amazon Video, Netflix.


Director - Deepa Mehta.
Actors - Rajat Kapoor, Vansh Bharadwaj, Ronit Roy.


All I remembered from Midnight's Children is .... some huge controversy with the writer Salman Rushdie and Right wing hindu fundamentalists involved. That tells you that the book is worth something :) When Deepa Mehta directs a movie it has to involve all the complex intertwines the author intended to present to the reader. The product is a beautiful ode to history of india and fictitious lives it affects as 2 countries and 2 kids are born and exchanged. Life unfolds with lot of drama and fantasy and crazy happens.... very well shot and very well directed. This is for people who like complex books made into complex movies. Attempt it if you have patience and time to enjoy a marathon of a movie. It is exactly opposite of mindless timepass Bollywood movie.


Budhia Singh Born to Run - 3.5 Stars (PG-13) -

Director - Soumendra Padhi
Actors - Manoj Bajpayee, Mayur Patole


Honestly I did not know about this 5 year old kid who was a rage in India for running inter city marathons. Story of Budhia a running sensation from the slums who had an able and iccentric coach. The movie is well made and remains pretty real and factual, beautiful depiction of how things change once things gets noticed.


Wajah Tum Ho - 2.5 Stars (R) -

Director - Vishal Pandya
Actors - Sharman Joshi, Sanaa Khan, Zarine Khan.


I did not remember what happened in the movie, that makes it a 2.5 star movie. Movie can leave an impression if it is good or bad, this one was a perfect low budget low class thriller, suspense, some dollops of sex and drama all in one. You get the idea... bunch of one liners, police, chor, dhoka, indecent proposal mixed with Race kind of twists with some good music. If you are not too snooty about movies, and you got time to kill ... sure go for it. It has over the top acting from all involved.


Baar Baar Dekho - 4.0 Stars (G) - YouTube


Director - Nitya Mehra
Actors - Sidharth Malhotra, Katrina Kaif.


After I got a lot of bad feedback of this movie, I finally got a chance to watch this one. I was expecting to click forward and get it over with (Professional Hazard for a Movie reviewer). Turned out... Wife... who is always right, was right again. I liked it! Perfect cute romantic movie. It did great impersonation of 'Hallmark' or Disney romantic movies from Hollywood.
A professor, yes.... Sidharth Malhotra is a professor in this movie! and no it is not a joke. Anyway... a professor is getting married and having cold feet and then he starts time travelling uncontrolled by him to find how life will be if he took certain decisions, he can go back and correct them too. Obviously it is about how cute small things are everything in life and big milestones are not. But I get a lump in my throat if a movie is hopelessly romantic about life! I liked it, but again if you are cynic kind and can't watch mushy stuff... (like I was 20 years ago) ... don't try it.


Ae Dil Hai Mushkil - 3.5 Stars. (PG) - YouTube rental.

Director - Karan Johar
Actors - Ranbir Kapoor, Anushka Sharma, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.


Ranbir Kapoor cries and cries more.... Aish looks stunning ... and Anushka lights up the screen... yes it is a KJ movie. Karan Johar redefined Big Bollywood Movies with his kind of movies, this is another from the same genre. Couple of decades back I would not watch this, now I am ok with this. Great music beautiful presentation.
What I like about the movie -
  1. It's an out and out love story. So it is kind of in a nice niche of it's own.
  2. Girl is brash and strong and Guy is lost and weak (though Ranbir is master of that role), this is a pretty good refreshing change.
  3. The music is awesome, even if you don't care about the movie the music keeps you going. Like all these new crop of movies, they have to be shot oversees preferably Europe, I guess someday this fad will fade too. Really it could have been a 2.5 but for the music and some refreshing philosophy.
  4. It kind of shows how friendship is an emotion way better than being in Love, friendship is way more caring than selfishness of love! Well at least that's what got out of it. If you survive till the end and can take the cheesiness of the climax with 2 bald characters (cant divulge too much) .... they belabor and explain the whole point.


Banjo - 3.0 Stars. (PG) -


Director - Ravi Jadhav
Actors - Ritiesh Deshmukh, Nargis Fakhri.


A Mumbai slum Banjo player who is accidentally heard by an American musician, tries to search for him resulting in this movie. I like it that they dared to make a movie with such a different theme! Kudos to them. It was not really bad either.
The American girl comes to Mumbai looking for the Banjo Player who is right in front of her eyes all through, as they live through a topsy turvy music scene, tapori gangs, fall in love... or not. I know you guys are not going to watch it, but if you do, it's not THAT bad as the name suggest :) thinking about it.. who the heck names their movie BANJO!

 
Shivaay - 0 Stars.(PG) -


Director - Ajay Devgan
Actors - Ajay Devgan, Erika Kaar.


Ajay Devgan is hell bent on being a director. I heard him say - of all given choices he loves direction! because that makes him say what he wants to say. God give him less power! Sometimes ... we not having enough resources to kill ourselves is a good thing. Devgan has a very old school sensibilities, he is late by at least 25 years. He wants to become a super hero, romancing white girls, raising kid on his own and fighting armies of various countries all by himself!! Is that what you want to really do? So all those brooding eyes, and emoting with sad eyes are being forced by other directors on you? Thank God .... you had to work under other directors. I don't want to be mean, but I guarantee you Mr Devgan you are not a director, you are an actor, play to your strengths and don't waste your money.

Force 2 - 3.0 Stars (R) - Netflix / YouTube


Director - Abhinay Deo.
Actors - John Abraham, Sonakshi Sinha.


I did not know Force was such a big hit that they made a sequel to it. Honestly I have little recollection of the movie, in the first one John is a cop and his wife dies and that is the sad part which sticks with him all along the movie as he tackles the case given to him which is obviously tied to her wife's murder too.
In this one the sadness still remains the same as they kind of remind you about it. John is a Mumbai cop and somehow needs to join forces with Raw (indian intelligence) to crack a case and Raw officer is Sonakshi... in the worst role of her career. She has a ugly wig on her and she just does not look comfortable in the role nor does John. John still goes through the movie with ease as he knows what he is required to do. I know I have been hard on John in earlier blogs but John has shown improvement.... that is saying a lot!! He is starting to understand how to not do too much if you don't know what to do... Wow.. even John is improving!


Rocky Handsome - 4.0 Stars (R) - Netflix


Director - Nishikant Kamat.
Actors - John Abraham, Shruti Hassan.


Mr John Abraham has arrived, yes.. after decades of flunking the acting class... he has passed!! The guy is a legit actor... He cried!! and I did not laugh... I cried with him!! ... well.. not really.. but come on.... let me flow.
The director was awesome he put John in situations that suit him. A typical action movie with a string tugging at your heart. The emotion of the movie is exactly same to Shivaay and treatment completely different, this is how you make a movie about a missing girl and the hero trying to save her. (Devgan needs to see how not to waste money and still involve emotions into the narration). John does not act he has one emotion the entire movie and it works! He is sad and he is angry and confused and that's how it stays, he is our Bond he is our Bachchan from Kaala Pathar... he wants the kid back and he will make it happen. My friend has criticized me to embrace John just because he was not a complete goof up.... but hey! the world has Hope!! If John can act... who knows the world may become more loving too! Believe.


Moh Maya Money - 4.0 Stars. (R) - YouTube


Moh Maya Money.jpg

Director - Munish Bhardwaj
Actors - Neha Dhupia, Ranvir Shorey.


Neha Dhupia and Ranvir Shorey are rockstars in this blogger's books. Once their names are on a movie, the expectations go up. This movie is in the genre of Awara, Deewar, and maybe Raju ban gaya gentleman. What's common between these movies? Let me explain... there are only 6 stories in the world to be told, you need to decide how to treat them. This genre is a story of a regular middle class man who wants to make it big, he doesn't accept his destiny of a middling life, he wants to do something ... if that something is to break a few rules so be it! As a result he runs into problems and in the end he/she succeeds or fails. The story has been a favorite in 70s and 80s as common man sees a glass ceiling and they can't move past it. Anyway... this movie starts like a small cute story but suddenly becomes dark and scary soon. Ranvir and Neha are in pretty good form.

Island City - 3.5 Stars. (R)


Director - Ruchika Oberoi
Actors - Vinay Pathak, Amruta Subhash, Tannishtha Chaterjee


Watched in an airplane, I think it is an old movie but worth a mention. Again it does come in a artsy genre, 3 completely different stories somehow have a connection. Vinay Pathak is a corporate slave / employee and he is depressed and he wants to kill everyone, there are other stories attached to this main story. One of them is about a family with a typical overbearing Dad you find in most households. The guy is on the death bed and the wife needs to become the bread winner. Is an insensitive Dad even needed in their lives? They escape into a TV serial with similar theme, TV serial and reality are mixed, what happens on TV affects the family more than real life. All confused? go and watch it .. If you find it and ...... be patient.


Mirzya - 2.0 Stars.(PG) - Netflix

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Director - Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra.
Actors - Harshvardhan Kapoor, Saiyami Kher


Much talked about debut of Anil Kapoor's son. Star kids have it easy and everything is a discussion that starts as soon as you see another star kid joining. Well... if you got a chance to have a headstart in a field you are interested in... won't you use it? In fact whichever field you are in, you had a head start and that is the reason you are in it.
Anyway .... the movie sucks big time! I gave it a 2 star and not a 0 because of the effort on novelty. It shows that they were not making a 'star son' introduction movie, the director really wanted to make a classic, '2 different eras telling the same Love story' kind of movie (Remember Prem? Kajol's Hamesha?). Because the timeless love stories return and return again. All this tied by a one liner poetry running through the entire movie, all the vision was correct somehow the wafer thin story and nothing to look forward to made it a boring watch. The actors are not at all ready for such a challenge, a real star with a huge screen presence would have made it better. The story had just one twist from a typical love story, but one scene don't make a movie.


Flying Jatt - 0 Stars.(G) - YouTube


Director - Remo.
Actors - Tiger Shroff, Jacqueline Fernandez.


The ABCD director (Remo) trying to get out of his genre of dance movies and tries to make a 'Super Hero' movie. Once you already decided to make a super hero movie you are already thinking of aping all the super hero movies and give it some 'indianness' and boom the movie is ready. the problem is it does not work like that, the sets are tacky the stunts are out of a 'Hi Fi RamLeela' ... now a days making a super hero movie on shoe string budget is not a good idea. Also the actors and director are not good enough to infuse any real emotion. The director is afflicted with the same problems as Mr Ajay Devgan in Shivaay. Skip it.


Kahaani 2 - 4.0 Stars. (R) - YouTube

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Director - Sujoy Ghosh
Actors - Vidya Balan, Arjun Rampal.


Difficulty of making a sequel to a 5 Star movie is - it is probably not going to be a 5 Star movie. If you can... then take this movie at it's own face value then I think it is a great movie!
The protagonist (Vidya Balan) has moved on and is living a parallel life and has a daughter. Everything else is shrouded in mystery and once the daughter disappears it becomes clear that nothing and no one can be trusted. Again a side kick (Arjun Rampal) for Vidya Balan is a cop who sometimes seems like is on her side but he has a family too and other responsibilities. Child molestation somehow is the center piece of this movie, though the movie remains true to it's roots of being a suspense thriller. Go watch it with not too many expectations.
 

Tum Bin 2 - 3.0 Stars. (G)


Director - Anubhav Sinha
Actors - Neha Sharma, Aditya Seal, Aashim Gulati.


Tum Bin .. the first one, if you remember that movie, then you should remember this - 'कोई फ़रियाद तेरे दिल में दबी हो जैसे ' ..... yes this song was the highlight of that movie and thankfully of this sequel too. The song uses same sound track as the earlier one of Jagjit Singh's timeless voice and this time Rekha Bhardwaj is completing the duet with some new lyrics.
The movie? ... it also stays true to the plot, the soul of Tum Bin. Lovers are rudely separated by destiny, life moves on and a stranger enters life of the person left behind. A new beginning happens... a new love happens... but is it so simplistic? Will lover come back? who is this lovable stranger? does he have a past?.... Don't expect too much out of it but it is ok movie to watch.



Running Shaadi - 4.5 Stars. (G) - YouTube


Director - Amit Roy.
Actors - Tapsee Pannu, Arsh Bajwa, Bijendra kala


Tapsi Panuu is my new favorite, she is the cutest girl in Bollywood. Period. She rocks this movie like no other can. Set in Amritsar and travelling to Bihar... the movie is comfortable in it's indian-ness, the culture of not letting kids decide important decisions of their lives makes a frustrated kid to create a website that let's you run / elope and get married. they provide all the services, all they need is a willing couple who are ready to do running shaadi.
Tapsi is cute, then a little evil cute, and then just smart-cute. She does it all and has arrived. It is basically a Love Story and a very running love story at that. The movie probably has nothing to do with reality but the emotions it delves in .. are real. Also it is the best timepass easy going movie for sometime! perfect timepass entertainment you want a movie to provide.

Befikre - 3.0 Stars. (PG-13)


Director - Aditya Chopra.
Actors - Ranvir Singh, Vaani Kapoor.

Befikre - Trailer

Vaani Kapoor... please get better soon! She looks sick, these actors keep doing something to their looks and end up destroying themselves.  Something is very wrong with her.... she has either become unnaturally thin or done some plastic surgery or whatever. I could not get over her not looking her cute smiling self.
Anyway .... the movie is a typical Aditya Chopra movie, though he says he made a different movie... but I guess that's what he makes .. a different movie. But it has all the same emotions a love story generally has. Again ... all the so called NRI catering movies... which is short for movies with international locales and rich people problems. the only thing different is.... now these movies show a lot of kissing and earth shattering (pun intended) concept of living in and relationships with out shaadi.... come on... how long we will make it a BIG issue. Anyway movie is not bad... it does check most boxes for a movie like ... harry met sally... where the actors are in love and maybe not... yes they are ... may be they are not.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Top 10 Hindi Movies of 2016 - Best Actor and Director Award goes to ....

Top 10 Hindi Movies for 2016 -

  1. PINK - (Social) Drama (PG13) - For the message and effect it generates on audience. It had the right balance in entertainment and substance. Gone are the days when popular movies cannot have substance.
  2. UMRIKA - Drama / Thriller (PG) - The small movie feel of the movie gives it a nod over others. It has a lot of relationships tied into a movie, there are no heroes or villains but life at it's best.
  3. SAALA KHADOOS - Sports Drama (PG) - That's how a sports movie should make you feel. Very well written and acted.
  4. KAPOOR AND SONS - Drama (PG) - The only 'wholesome entertainer' in this list. The movie has everything a big hindi film has + it does not compromise on content either.
  5. UDTA PUNJAB - (Social) Drama (R) - Drug menace in Punjab beautifully meshed into 4 stories of love and struggle.
  6. LAAL RANG - Romance (PG13)) - Hooda at his best. Blood bank underworld as a backdrop to a beautiful love story.
  7. RAMAN RAGHAV 2.0 - Pschotic Thriller (R) - The twisted mind enthralls you until it is a movie.
  8. ALIGARH - Documentary Drama (R) - Just watch Mr Manoj Bajpayee play a role of a Gay Professor in India.
  9. KI&KA- (Social) Romance (G) - A Topic about what Ladki and Ladka can and cannot do. Both are trapped not one.
  10. TALVAR -  Thriller Drama (PG13) - Our society, our justice system all stand exposed in what we already know, but what we don't know is .. how the victim feels.
  11. Honorable Mentions - TE3N, NEERJA, NIL BATTEY SANATTA, RUSTOM.


Best Actor (Male) Award -

  1. Manoj Bajpayee (Aligarh) - Manoj has memorable roles to his credit but this one was probably the biggest challenge for him. There are moments he is in the background sitting in a corner in the courtroom and taking a nap and all you can see is him in the scene. He is so immersed in the character it is hard to separate him from it. Also what a difficult character to play! Awesome job.
  2. Sushant Singh Rajput (M.S. Dhoni) - Yes I have seen Dhoni for last 10 years but after the movie I see Sushant when I think Dhoni. He played Dhoni better than real Dhoni... If that is  a possibility. How good are today's kids? They are into their craft!
  3. Nawazuddin Siddique (Raman Raghav 2.0) - Fact is - their could be no other Ramanna... no one who can do such a loathsome job. I was scared, irritated and amused at the same time by this portrayal of a psycho murderer! Obviously the script was with him and the director is a genius and hence I put him down to Number 3.
  4. Randeep Hooda (Laal Rang) - I can't believe I am putting him that low. This guy lit up the screen and carried the movie all by himself. The rustic bad guy with a golden heart who is heart broken.... oh.. what a beautiful portrayal. I would not mind putting him at the top too. This year is awesome year for performances.
  5. Amitabh Bachchan (Pink / Te3n) - When I do anything good I put this line - for a 40 year old I play cricket good. For a 40 year old I still am pretty active. What do you say about Bachchan? For a 70 year old the dude is awesome? No.... he is awesome without any disclaimer. That weird lawyer just added to my hatred of myself and my society on how we as a society developed. The Te3n character was also one difficult character played with flair.
  6. Other honorable mentions - Shahid Kapoor and Diljit Dosanjh (Udta Punjab), Vicky Kaushal (Raman Raghav 2.0), Rajkummar Rao (Aligarh), Shah Rukh Khan (Fan), Rajat Kapoor (Kapoor and Sons)

Best Actor (Female) Award -

  1. Alia Bhatt (Udta Punjab) - Though admittedly the role was author backed and loaded with positives for her. Still the girl is early in her career and pulled it off pretty well. Just for working diligently on it, she gets the top honors.
  2. Ritika Singh (Saala Khadoos) - Don't know where she came from, but she is packed with energy and talent. In this original sports movie of the year this girl was the heart and soul of it. A lot is similar between this movie and Dangal. Ritika ... I hope we see you again in a movie!
  3. Tapsee Pannu (Pink) - You must have heard enough on her portrayal of a modern fragile strong fallible innocent girl... which is pretty much every body. We all are scared but want to standup to injustice but we are not saint ourselves. We don't need to be! to get modicum of justice and she does all that portrayal beautifully.
  4. Anushka (Sultan) - Easily the best actor amongst the popular actresses, she has the screen presence rarely seen. She can light up any scene with her presence and not because of a dance number but just cuz she is a compelling watch.
  5. Honorable Mentions - Hetal Gadda (Dhanak), Geetanjali Thapa (I.D), Deena Pathak (Kapoor and Sons)

Best Director Award -

  1. Anirudh Roy Chawdhary (Pink) - The movie was bereft of drama but was still high drama. The girls did not need to be 'perfect' according to society, they did not need to be perfect temperamentally but still you root for them to get justice. all along beautifully directed. From 'Damini' to 'Pink' we have come a long way! .... well at least in movies. State of society ... this blog does not talk about.
  2.  Meghna Gulzar (Talvar) - I think she maybe the only director who does what she does. She is in her own league, her movie has violence without any, in fact they are calm but intense calm.
  3. Anurag Kashyap (Raman Raghav 2.0) - this blogger is biased towards a few people and Anurag is one of them. It was right up his ally ... this psychotic, tilted freak show... but still there is only one who can do this.


Wednesday, January 4, 2017

2016 Q4 (October to December) - Some good ones in second half but no 5 Star Movie.

2016 Q4 Top Performers -

Best Actors (Male) -
  1. Randeep Hooda (Laal Rang)
  2. Nawazuddin Siddique (Raman Raghav 2.0)
  3. Vicky Kaushal (Raman Raghav 2.0)
  4. Diljit Dosanjh (Udta Punjab)
  5. Shahid Kapoor (Udta Punjab)
Best Actors (Female) -
  1. Alia Bhatt (Udta Punjab)
  2. Hetal Gadda (Dhanak)
Best Director -
  1.  Anurag Kashyap (Raman Raghav 2.0)
Worst of the Quarter -
  1. Ashutosh Gowarikar (Mohanjodaro)
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Akira - 3.5 Stars - PG13
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Director - AR Murugadoss.
Actors - Sonakshi Sinha, Konkana Sharma.

Trailer - Akira

Sonakshi is the Hero in this action flick. I mean literally she is the 'hero', no not because she is the main protagonist in the movie, but there is nothing female about her in this one. If you would have replaced a 'guy' to do the role - you may not have needed much to change in this movie. My 'pet peeve' about hindi movies is when they have these 'mental asylum' scenes where they make mental health a huge joke... and that's what the director does in this one. Dude .. you are showing your age, stop doing it. Anyway.. the movie is pretty good in pace but hey! heroine not taking a male's support but doing it all by herself! that is some novelty! Tough Novelty or blowing soul into the movie is something Mr Murugadoss always lacks. So this is a huge upgrade! And Yes... it has Mr Anurag Kashyap as the villain so that probably makes a difference!


Umrika - 4.5 Stars (NETFLIX) - PG

Director - Prashant Nair
Actors - Suraj Sharma, Tony Revolori, Prateik Babbar.

Trailer - Umrika

Beautiful movie in the genre I call - Life. This is on Netflix and sometimes you find gems sifting through that endless movie sand called - Netflix. You gotta give it sometime, a poverty stricken village's boy goes to Umrika (America) and so starts the journey of 2 brothers that shape them. Parents, siblings, love, hate, motherly love and big bad world. Everything in one movie, it is life as you live through it. No one is a villain or a Hero it is life and it is beautiful.


Kabali - 1.0 Stars - G (YouTube)
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Director - Pa Ranjith.
Actors - Rajnikanth, Radhika Apte.

Trailer - Kabali
 
The movie dubbed in Hindi already loses all the punch of the dialogues that another language wants to convey. Though there has been no attempt in dubbing it good, but the fact is the movie itself has nothing in it. Cashing on Rajnikanth's star power makes film maker just make him rerun familiar scenes from his earlier work. Well.. who am I talking to? If you are a fan, you are. All I am saying is you don't need to watch the 'hindi' dubbed version. It seems like a 80s movie with the familiar theme of superhuman hero Vs an evil villain.


Mohanjodaro - 1 Star - G
A man is holding a trident.
Director - Ashutosh Gowariker.
Actors - Hrithik Roshan, Pooja Hegde.
 
After Jodha Akbar you start expecting from Gowarikar. This one is a huge let down. First the challenge of showing an era before Christ is in itself a huge challenge. You don't feel like you are in that era, just something is missing. Especially Hrithik and the girl (Pooja Hegde). They look like they are from 2016 Mumbai! Also when your film's only novelty is showing that era, and that itself is not believable, it is not good. The story is pretty much mishmash of all 80s / 90s movies - a typical love story and a typical 'zamindaar' type villain. If that is what was happening in B.C. era, why to make a film about it? Yea.. there are some history lessons showing demise of Mohanjodaro and harrappa civilization but that probably is incorrect too.


Laal Rang - 4.0 Stars - PG13
 
Director - Syed Ahmad Afzal
Actors - Randeep Hooda, Piaa Bajpai, Akshay Oberoi.

Trailer - Laal Rang

Randeep Hooda is one badass dude! the guy is modern Bachchan. He has some swag.... this is about Hooda's screen presence. This role is tailor made for him, based in Haryana with heavy harvanyi accent Hooda is at his best. With the backdrop of Blood donation smuggling in small towns. It is hilarious at times and sad at others. Songs are outstanding folksy kind, check out - Kharch Karod, Bhang Ragad. Above all it is a beautiful love story or 2. Some dialogues are beautiful that you want to hit the rewind and play again. It is a small movie so if you are into watching small budget movies and love the earthy feel to the movies, those that take you to real streets of Haryana.... then go for it.

Madaari - 3.5 Stars - PG
Director - Nishikant Kamat.
Actors - Irrfan Khan, Jimmy Shergill.
Similar theme has been depicted many times in near past, where a common man wants to get back at the corrupt system in a novel way. Irrfan is the common man who has kidnapped a Politician's son. He does not treat the son like a typical Kidnapper... why? why did he kidnap? what is his plan? To know the answer - go to your nearest pirated stuff illegal website and check it out.

Dishoom - 1.0 Stars. - G
Director - Rohit Dhawan.
Actors - John Abraham, Jacqueline Fernandez

Trailer - Dishoom
 
Someone tell John Ibrahim to stop taking drugs or whatever he is doing to look like an alien. In fact this is a public service announcement for every Actor in Hindi films - Please stop becoming over buffed He-Man. You all are definitely not representing us on the screen, maybe you all think it is a must to have all these muscles, are you all from Jupiter? Anyway... back to the movie - it is one of those movies that are my 'pet peeve' about movies. This is the movie which is made by someone who says - let's make 'that' kinda movie... where there is one badass cop and the other hero is a comedian sidekick and they go all over a foreign locale... yes let's do it. Don't watch it. John is worst actor than I am an Engineer... what else can I say?

Rustom - 4.0 Stars. - PG
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Director - Tinu Suresh Desai.
Actors - Akshay Kumar, Illeana D Cruz.

Trailer - Rustom
 
Akshay Kumar probably will go down as the greatest Soldier in hindi film industry. Every other movie he is a righteous cop or a soldier. This one paints a bygone era, I think of 50s? I am not sure, but it is pretty well done. The righteous Navy Soldier comes home to find his wife cheating on him and he kills the guy who was having an affair with his wife.... or did he? Pretty good thriller where it really looks like an open and shut case ... but then things start happening. Good one.

Raman Raghav 2.0 - 4.0 Stars.(NETFLIX) - R
Director - Anurag Kashyap.
Actors - Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Vicky Kaushal.

Trailer - Raman Raghav 2.0
 
The movie has signature of the indomitable Anurag Kashyap. This is one guy who makes a movie for the sake of love of making a movie. Raman it seems was a brutal 60s killer, this is a psychological thriller that is true to it's genre. Every Raman needs a Raghav and vice versa. Raman is Siddique and Raghavan is this new cool dude Vicky Kaushal. Raghavan is the cop after Raman the killer, or is it that simple? Look closer and they may even look similar... is there a difference? Just sit back and enjoy the ride till the end, oh ... Mr Kashyap stay weird! Another awesome job by Siddique and the new guy Vicky.
 

Udta Punjab - 4.5 Stars - R
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Director - Abhishek Chaubey.
Actors - Shahid Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor, Diljit Dosanjh, Alia Bhatt.

Trailer - Udta Punjab
 
Much talked about movie and it deserves the talk. Apparently Punjab is engulfed in web of drugs and the first half is more of a documentary that establishes this fact about drug menace in Punjab. But somewhere along the lines the movie takes off, the actors fly with it and take it to another level. Absolutely brilliant performances by Diljit Dosanjh, Shahid Kapoor and Alia Bhatt makes it a must see. Shahid probably had a very difficult balance to achieve, and he is awesome. Beautifully knit this story.

Mr X - 2.5 Stars - G
Director - Vikram Bhatt
Actors - Emraan Hashmi, Shagufta Rafique.

Trailer - Mr X
 
You can call me X.... there is a song in this movie that goes like this. It is one of those movies that is unintended comedy. It is about a guy who is forced to do wrong and in the process becomes invisible. There are dialogues like - (looking under a microscope and seeing microbes) oh god, his skin and jacket has dissolved and now jacket cannot come off, but the radiations have done something wrong. The guy disappears and can only be seen in sunlight! Just watch it if you find it. it our bankable trusted Emraan Hashmi who is I guess forced to do a in-family movie. Uncle Vikram Batt has completely lost it. There are some scenes that make you wonder... what the heck! - If your Boy Friend is missing and presumed dead and he shows up one day and you can't see him most of the times - what is the first question you ask? the girl never asks him... how the heck are you invisble! she doesn't care! she is going on about how he does not love her and shit! OK another one - if you figured that there are 3 villians and one works right with your girl friend... why will you go and tell the names of the 2 villians that don't pose a threat to your girl friend but withhold the name that will???

Dhanak - 3.5 Stars (NETFLIX) - G
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Director - Nagesh Kukunoor.
Actors - Hetal Gadda, Krishh Chhabria.

Trailer - Dhanak
 
I got sad watching the movie about a brother sister. Brother is blind because of malnutrition and Sister is the adoring sis who is all out to make sure the brother is well taken care of. set in a village backdrop... I just can't see kids in a bad spot in life. I will someday complete it.

One in a Billion - 3.5 Stars (NETFLIX) - G
Director - Roman Gackowski
Actors - Satnam Singh Bhamara.

Trailer - One in a Billion
 
Satnam Singh Bhamara is the first Indian born player to get into NBA draft. He got in dead last in last year's draft. I just started this Netflix documentary thinking I will watch for a few minutes and ended up watching the entire thing. This Bhamara guy is from a village in Punjab with no trace of education or English. NBA just got hold of him and trained him in every aspect. the dude is 7'2. Watch it if you have some time to kill.


Thursday, October 6, 2016

Q3 (July, August, September) - 2016 Finally comes to Life and NETFLIX 4.


2016 Q3 Top Performers -

Best Actors (Male) -
  1. Manoj Bajpayee (Aligarh)
  2. Amitabh Bachchan (Pink)
  3. Sushant Singh Rajpoot (M.S. Dhoni)
  4. Rajkummar Rao (Aligarh)
  5. Shah Rukh Khan (Fan)
Best Actors (Female) -
  1. Ritika Singh (Saala Khadoos)
  2. Geetanjali Thapa (I.D.)
  3. Taapsee Pannu (Pink)
  4. Anushka (Sultan)
Best Director -
  1.  Anirudh Roy Chowdhary (Pink)
Worst of the Quarter -
  1. Farhad, Sajid. (Houseful 3)
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  • PINK - 4.5 Stars. (R)
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Director - Aniruddha Roy Chowdhury.
Actors - Amitabh Bachchan, Taapsee Pannu.

A movie with a social message is tricky. It may become too didactic, or may become pseudo-progressive. Kudos to the Director, none of that was a problem with this one. This one just shows how far has Indian films come, they can make a movie that hits the right notes without compromising for the so called essentials to make the movie saleable. For all the progressives who go into the movie thinking this movie is for people who are not - you are the problem. The movie makes you sit up and think, and I felt every molecule in my body cringe, because I too am a product of that culture that makes the playing field an uphill task for girls. I can see how it all takes effect. Bachchan's performance is great and I think he manifests what Director feels for the - slow to change culture. Bachchan's character can't breath in the air / culture, that is shifting ever so slowly towards change. Even when he wins he stares in the nothingness because that is not a win in the over bearing culture. Taapsee and all girls act natural and perfect, the dialogues are perfect and not loud. Rules of society are aptly stated and the fact that everyone needs justice irrespective of whether they pass the moral code or not, is the message of the story. It is not just about women but for all those instances when you feel helpless against a over bearing system that always makes victim the problem. Just go and check it out, this is a movie you got to see and don't think you are not part of the problem, because we all are.
 
  • M.S. DHONI - 3.5 Stars (G - For Kids who are into Cricket)


Director - Neeraj Pandey
Actor - Sushant Singh Rajput, Anupam Kher, Bhumika Chawla, Disha Patani, Kiara Advani.

I had no expectations from this movie, but it turned out pretty good. Even though I am not a huge fan of any celebrity, and I don't find them Demi-gods. The movie's biggest negative is it's length, sitting for 3 hours is a little too much for today's movies. there may be 3-5 instances they wanted to show which people don't know about Dhoni and they took a long time showing that, also very few details are really shown. The movie impresses in execution. Technically Indian movies are being made at a very high level. Sushant Singh Rajput shows his mettle as an actor, and as Dhoni struggles before coming out as a great cricketer Sushant has come out in this movie as an actor to stay. He got into the skin of Dhoni and it was hard to see that he is not Dhoni, only if they had just gotten a better wig for his  scenes for the long haired Dhoni. The movie is low on histrionics and that keeps it real. Somehow new movie directors and actors are very confident in their craft and hence don't care to over do things. Great Job guys.
 
  • HOUSEFUL 3 - 0 Stars. (Unhealthy for everyone)


Director - Farhad, Sajid.
Actor - Akshay, Abhishek, Riteish, Nargis, Jacqueline, Lisa.

Don't get carried away, there are loads of crap flowing out of the industry. In case you were wondering. Showing stupidity is funny, but you still need to be creative. This franchise keeps on going, there are people who want to watch the same jokes, and same over the top cartoonish acting. You want to be brave? go ahead and watch it, mind you - there is a small difference between Bravery and Stupidity :)

  • SULTAN - 1.5 Stars. (G - Kid Friendly)


Director - Ali Abbas Zafar.
Actor - Salman, Anushka, Randeep Hooda.

I think I read somewhere that this is the best sports movie in India, that probably made my expectations higher than what I have from any Salman Movie. So sorry for giving it a low rating. The movie has nothing in it. Wrestling movie, with Salman looking 50 years old uncle but acting like a child. Sallu uncle start looking at some age appropriate roles, time has come. Movie is very predictable and obviously regressive in it's outlook (which doesn't bother me - you should know what you are getting into). What the movie showed me was - how a good actor can light up a movie, Anushka is an actor par excellence, what a punch she puts in her role! and then if you want style and smug - there is Randeep Hooda, the guy always has an awesome way to present himself.


  • ALIGARH - 4.0 Stars (R)


Trailer - Aligarh

Director - Hansal Mehta
Actor - Manoj Bajpayee, Rajkummar Rao.

As I was talking about how good these new kids are. This kid - Rajkummar Rao is awesome, earlier he stunned me with his performance in "Shahid" and now he comes up with this. A journalist decides to take up the story of a Marathi Proff in Aligarh university who is gay. This probably is the best performance of Mr Manoj Bajpayee and that's saying a lot! The guy has a great resume, from Satya, Gangs of Wasseypur, and Aks. Both these actors just do a jugalbandi and take this art movie to a new height. I need to warn you-  yes this is the so called "Art Movie", one scene continues for 5 minutes showing a door and nothing happens! So be careful - sit back relax and think.

 
  • GHAYAL ONCE AGAIN - 3.0 Stars (PG-13)

Director - Sunny Deol.
Actor - Sunny Deol, Rishabh Arora.

The man himself is directing! Yes Sunny papaji directs this selfie. I was all set for an unintended comedy from the deols. I was surprised! it is not a bad movie! It is a good action flick with all the cheesiness possible. The movie ties to the original Ghayal and has a lot of old Ghayal scenes. If you remember Sunny goes to jail in Ghayal and now he has come out of jail and living a troubled 'post trauma filled' life. Not for long! as a bunch of kids get stuck trying to unveil truth about a powerful business man and there you go, Sunny papaji has to get them out of trouble. But the action is not bad and it is a movie that is pretty engaging.


  • BAAGHI - 2.5 Stars (PG13 - Kid Friendly)

Trailer - Baaghi

Director - Sabir Khan
Actor - Tiger Shroff, Shradhha Kapoor.

What kind of a person names his Son Tiger? Anyway... just a random thought. Baaghi is the old school movie with loads of good marshal arts. Tiger Shroff is pretty good at that stuff, but he should do less of his 360 degree kicks, they get boring after the 1000th time. He is getting better, last movie I think he was bad now he is ok. He needs to get out of these old school action movies and do something else. The movie is not bad, lot of action, no story, everything can be predicted so all you need to do is pay attention on the 'action'. Shradha Kapoor is the prize in the match - Hero Vs Villain.


  • AZHAR - 2.5 Stars (PG)

Trailer - Azhar

Director - Tony D Souza
Actor - Emraan Hashmi, Nargis Fakhri, Prachi Desai.

The movie is made on shoe string budget and none of the 'perfection' showed in Dhoni is in this movie. All the cricketers look like comedians playing the actual players ( and there are lot of them). Emraan is ok and did not get into the character. Obviously Azhar is yesterday's news and not today's like Dhoni. I thought movie was just made to make sure people know that Azhar got acquitted by court of any wrong doing. But public opinion is I guess set. I would have liked, if they would have showed more of Azhar and less of the court room drama and how he got acquitted. Anyway only hardcore movie buffs will go for this one.

  • NIL BATTEY SANNATA - 4.0 Stars (G)

Trailer - Nil Battey Sannata

Director - Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari
Actor - Swara Bhaskar, Ratna Pathak, Riya Shukla.

Women power for you. All female cast. Quest of a mother to make sure her daughter has a better life than hers, sounds a little boring, but it is not. The story has pretty good depth to it, the characters are full and not one dimensional. It is a little slow, but later half it does catch steam. It is not a theme that you won't relate to, most parent-kid relationship falls in this category and the movie does a good job explaining it.

  • TRAFFIC - 3.0 Stars. (PG13)

Trailer - Traffic

Director - Rajesh Pillai.
Actor - Manoj Bajpayee, Sachin Khedekar, Jimmy Shergill.

It is not what it sounds like. When you see Manoj Bajpayee standing as a constable you somehow think it is some hard hitting movie about social issues, it is not. It is just a thriller where a traffic police somehow ends up driving a car from Mumbai to Pune to save a life. The entire movie is very tacky, it just doesn't look real, all scenes seem to have been made up, the soul was missing, probably it just didn't jell properly. But all said and done it is good timepass movie, it's ok to forward a little bit.

 
  • Ki & Ka - 4.0 Stars (PG)


Trailer - Ki and Ka

Director - R. Balki.
Actor - Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Kapoor.

It is Balki, and he comes with a few rules. The movie won't be your regular movie, it will have a very different concept and the negative of all Balki movies is - after the introduction of that novel concept the movie does not go anywhere else. This movie does follow similar pattern, but before you are going to lose interest it does give you enough twists that you are engaged. The let down are the 2 actors, Arjun Kapoor has some problem with his looks, he has problem carrying his body. Kareena looks really bad, and both can't act. Inspite of all that the movie is very good, the concept that 'ki' (Ladki) has some preset functions and 'ka' (Ladka) has set of norms is interesting. Also later on when they humanize both the characters it becomes interesting some more

  • FAN - 3.5 Stars (R - Not for kids)


Trailer - Fan

Director - Manish Sharma
Actor - Shah Rukh Khan

I like it that SRK understands that he has to do different stuff and does not look good in same old 'big budget' movies he has been doing. He cannot be a Salman or a Rajneekant, I think he has way more potential than that. Doing the same thing for decades should be left for Salman and Rajni, because they won't look good doing anything else anyway. This movie has SRK and SRK as a SRK Fan. Once you get over the looks of the 'Fan SRK' you wonder if the movie will progress further, but then after some delay it does. The movie suddenly turns into a thriller with 'Darr kind of SRK' re-surfacing. It is SRK (the superstar) Vs SRK the fan. The fan challenges the superstar and vice versa. The 'chase sequences' are unnecessary and too long. especially when you are showing an ordinary kid on the streets and an aging superstar, they cannot be having chase sequences straight out of a Bond Movie. o well... over all... movie is pretty engrossing and something different from SRK. But chances are you want to see the same SRK who opens arms and makes faces, then wait for a few months.
 
  • SAALA KHADOOS - 4.5 Stars (PG)


Trailer - Saala Khadoos

Director - Sudha Kongara
Actor - R Madhavan, Ritika Singh.

You want a sports movie? Skip Sultan and watch Saala Khadoos (On NETFLIX). This is probably the best sports film I saw coming out of India. Madhavan is buffed and looks good, the girl is absolute powerhouse of talent (Ritika Singh). She is just awesome, she really looks and feels exactly like the character of an eccentric boxer she is playing. The trial and tribulations of coach and student through the corrupt system, you start rooting for her with all her flaws and passion. Go watch it.
 
  • NETFLIX 4 -
  1. I.D. - 4.5 Stars. A 2012 film about a girl trying to ID a painter who collapses at her home. Beautiful depiction of life in general, in slums in Mumbai. A perfectly cut slice of life, the camera work is superb, and I am sure all the shots are real and not acted. the settings are authentic and the story is a beautifully carved reality. Loved it.
  2. Saala Khadoos - 4.5 Stars. As I said above, a great find!
  3. Delhi in a Day - 3.0 Stars. A movie about a Indian American who comes back to India for "Arranged Marriage". Discovers India, US and himself.
  4. Stories by Rabindranath Tagore - 4.0 Stars. This is not a movie, but episodes. Choker Bali is awesome and so are others. You can tell why Tagore was a class apart. After 100s of years the stories are still 'alive'.


Friday, July 8, 2016

Q2 2016 - Low Turn out and NETFLIX Review

2016Top Performers -

Best Actors (Male) -
  1. Amitabh Bachchan (Te3n)
  2. Rajat Kapoor (Kapoor and Sons)
Best Actors (Female) -
  1. Deena Pathak (Kapoor and Sons)
Best Director -
  1.  (Te3n)
Worst of the Quarter -
  1. Rishi Kapoor (Kapoor and Sons)
  2. Tushar Kapoor
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Kya Kool Hein Hum 3 - 0 Stars.

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Director - Umesh Ghadge
Starring - Tushar Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani, Mandana Karimi.

Another sex comedy from this stupid franchise. they keep churning them out so I guess they have found a formula of making it cheap and getting enough money out of it. I never laughed in the movie, sat through it probably forwarded most of it. Tushar has gone down a notch on whatever actor he ever was, Aftab is one dude who is just living it up, he never had any talent never cared about developing it. I think I like that model. My complaint about this movie is - why can't you get any originality in even one scene! the songs are like rehashed music videos seen hundreds of times. I know it doesn't matter to your audience - whoever has decided to come in for the sex jokes will come in. BUT common... you are ina  creative field ... at least try one thing creative, just for the heck of it.



Fitoor - 3.5 Stars


Director - Abhishek Kapoor
Actors - Katrina Kaif, Sidharth Roy Kapoor, Tabu.

A decent attempt gone wrong, it has a feel of Vishal Bhardwaj movie. Movie is set in Kashmir, and for some reason all Kashmir movies have a haunting feel to them. If you can survive the drag of the first half the movie becomes pretty interesting in the second half. Actors are a let down, I don't think they were ready for such a movie in their career. well.... Katrina is female aftab, she never tried and doesn't care, but someday Aditya Roy Kapoor may get another chance. He looks weird, with all his skinny muscular looks, he worked too much on her physique to look artistic and did nothing to feel the part.
The movie is about lot of fitoors, everyone has their own fitoor (obsessions) and it kind of get clear in the second half that beyond the obvious fitoor of Noor for Firdaus. There are many more entangled fitoors. Tabu has become a must in all haunted Kashmiri movies and she does not disappoint. ONE BIG PLUS for the movie is the songs..... oh they are beautiful and very much ingrained in the movie.


Neerja - 4.0 Stars

In the background we see a man holding a gun in the aisle of an airplane. Superimposed in the foreground, a hand presses the barrel of a handgun on a woman's forehead.
Director - Ram Madhvani
Actors - Sonam Kapoor, Shabana Azmi.

If you want to get scared and cry a lot, yes this is it. A documentary style movie on a real incident back in 80s when a plane was hijacked. How in real life doing small things can save many lives! the Hero of the movie did few subtle things that made a huge difference. Then there is Shabana Azmi, if you have not cried in the movie then she will guarantee to make you cry once you see her. She ash Neerja's mom steals the show, but even Sonam Kapoor is pretty good.

Kapoor and Sons - 4.0 Stars


Director - Shakun Batra
Actor - Sidharth Malhotra, Fawad Khan, Alia Bhatt.

A complete family drama with all the modern ingredients needed. A couple with problems after the kids left. Kids come back and they have their own problems and then obviously there is a girl. A dadaji..... who is pushing 90 played by or should I say failed to be played by a bubbly Rishi Kapoor. I have a few problems with this character, who does hindi films think that a complete lecherous and stupid behaving old man is cute? Dadaji's life is worse than teenage all he thinks and does is womanizing and looking at porn. We are supposed to laugh and find it cute. Also he is annoying and trying to give as much problems to loved ones as possible. Then Mr Rishi Kapoor probably listening to the script forgot that this character is a 90 year old, and his mannerisms remain the same as Rishi Kapoor has always acted, no slowing down of any motion. it looks like all they did was work on the makeup and nothing else. Anyway ... now that we are done with that.
The movie is pretty good. This blogger's golden rule never goes wrong - If a movie contains Rajat Kapoor then it has to be good. The movie opens to one of the funniest scene of 2016, the fight between the couple over random things with the plumber stuck in the middle. The 2 brothers are pretty good too. I would say Mr stone face SIdharth Malhotra is showing signs on coming to life, also at risk of getting hate mail from female customers of this blog, I thought Sidharth Malhotra is better looking than Fawad Khan. Alia Bhatt as usual plays Alia Bhatt. She has some ardrobe problems, being to casual all the time just didn't fit. She is good actor but she has problems, one of them is she looks like a 12 year old.


Shuruaat ka Interval - 3.5 Stars.

This should really be in the NETFLIX column because I saw it there. But anyway, this is bunch of short stories based on "Interval" all stories are about some or the other kind of interesting. Almost skits that are interesting to weird to down right bizarre. Nice movie to check out if you like this kinda stuff.


Katiyabaaz - 3.5 Stars.

If you ever stayed in UP, this movie is for you. Obviously it is not a movie (again found it in NETFLIX) it is a documentary kind. How in Kanpur Electricity theft was a big deal and how a well meaning District Magistrate wants to change a corrupt system, but people are so steeped in their own corrupt ways that nothing will ever change. Resources are scarce and people do their own "Jugaad". This is story of electricity theft in Kanpur. At least if you have not been to UP for sometime and want to travel without travelling..... watch it.

Te3n - 4.0 Stars



Director - Ribhu Dasgupta
Actors - Amitabh Bachchan, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Vidya Balan.

From the "Kahaani" team, the film is set in Kolkatta, and again they take some beautiful takes on Kolkatta. Kahaani was a suspenseful high voltage drama. This one is a pure suspense thriller. One track movie. there are some great moments, especially when you come to know whodunit. I like it that the script is original and very differently treated. the negative is Amitabh's character is a little too strong for what he supposed to be (a very average old man). Also, first time Nawazuddin is not interested in his role. He does not have much to do, and his character is not developed properly, I thought he was confused what he is. Vidya Balan also had little to do and had no punch. The entire movie is left on Bachchan and at his age whatever he does is good, but I would have liked other character to be stronger and better developed.
It is a great movie to watch rela and enjoy don't expect some awesome Hollywood-si twists and turns and fast paced thriller. It is Kolkatta paced suspense thriller about a grand child gone missing and grand dad trying to figure out what happened. I like these movies where you are shown everything in front of your eyes and still you don't know what's going on, but in the end you don't feel cheated.




Jugni - 3.5 Stars

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Director - Shefali Bhushan
Actor - Sugandha Singh, Sadhana Singh.

It is a musical, so if you like music you should watch it just for the 2-3 fusion songs in the movie. Story is about the girl who comes looking for sufi singers in villages and finds a street singer. She takes the music of the village to the Mumbai film industry and takes a lot more with her. Some romantic problems occur due to love for music between unlikely couple. it is pretty good movie. watch it.


Mastizaade - 1 Stars.


Director - Milap Zaveri
Actors - Tushar Kapoor, Vir Das, Sunny Leone.

Another sex comedy from Mr Tushar Kapoor. It seems this market is pretty hot! lot of sex comedies are being made, and if they have an audience I think they deserve a little better than a movie that any college going kid can create in 30 minutes. I fast forwarded it to finish. sorry.

Jazbaa - 3.5 Stars

Director - Sanjay Gupta
Actors - Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Irrfan Khan.

If a movie's director is Sanjay Gupta, the movie is doomed for sure. Probably one of the worst directors of our times. He thinks making every frame stylish is his calling. Everything has to be tainted into some unreal colors and every frame has to be made unreal and cartoonish. I commend Aish to still try her best to put some emotion in the movie. Movie is a pretty good thriller about a Mom who's daughter is kidnapped and she is stuck between cops and the abductor. this one has good twists and turns. Watch it.

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NETFLIX - Top 20 Hindi Movies to watch on NETFLIX -

  1. Andaz Apna Apna - If kids my generation got one last day in Jail and are asked what you wanna watch? they probably will say one last time - AAA. If someone of my age can't finish a dialogue from this movie when I say half of it.... I judge him. So watch a few scenes.
  2. Detective Byomkesh Bakshi - Good suspense thriller about a home grown Sherlock in Kolkata.
  3. Holiday - Akshay Kumar at his best in a terrorism thriller.
  4. Ishqiya - If you have lived in UP / Bihar... then a must.
  5. Piku - Pretty good small movie with big cast.
  6. Maine Pyar Kiya - for the heck of it.
  7. Gangs of Wasseypur - Weird hackathon about goonda-ism in North.
  8. Revolver Rani - If you want to go even weird and twisted in goonda-ism.
  9. Shuruat Ka Interval - If in a artsy mood.
  10. Katiyabaaz - Documentary about Kapur's electricity problem, but very entertaining.
  11. Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya - If you miss Karan Johar kinda movies. I will someday watch it too.
  12. Singh Is King - Best comedy from Akshay Kumar.
  13. Dum Laga Ke Haisha - Cute small budget movie
  14. Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham - If you want to check out what they call a typical Bollywood movie. 2 scenes I remember - थोड़ी पागल है.... पूरी पागल है। .... और कैसे सोच लिया तुमने वो हमारी बहु बन सकती है.... कैसे? (focus on that last Kaise? beautiful bachchan nuance, and first line is all about SRKs facial twists which were so romantic for many years).
  15. Taal / Pardes - Watch Taal songs and Pardes's dil.. deewana... and stop.
  16. Ungli - It was different movie, band of boys trying to fix the system.
  17. Boothnath - Ghost who come back a funny sensitive story.
  18. Hate Story 2 - Good 'Hate' with some sexiness. Don't watch the third installment though.
  19. Once Upon a Time in Mumbai - Remember it as a good experience of under world movie.
  20. Entertainment - stupid comedy .... but you will like it. You are on Netflix and it is free.